🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fishnumm said:
god this 9/11 is probably the worst one since the towers were attacked huh?
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Well we have to grapple with the recent loss of one of the most influential and important voices for our youth, who stood up against those who hated him and dared to be his authentic self.

I’m talking, of course, about Cobes.
 
I'm looking for a pretty funny one liner between Cobes and Warlord, where Cobra is cooking a food hack and says something to the effect of "no pun intended" and Warlord immediately responds "none taken"
Makes me chuckle just typing it out, hopefully one of you sleuths can track it down
 
Several people on the thread have requested it, so I trimmed down your least favorite son's cobra documentary, removed all the editorializing and moralizing, and did some light re-sequencing. The interview could be trimmed down a lot more, but I didn't have the stomach for it. Apologies for sub-par video quality.



0:40 - Cobra's apartment
03:08 - Puff
05:32 - Rock in roll
07:47 - Going to the bar
09:11 - At the bar
17:09 - Karaoke
21:15 - One too many
22:19 - Driving around Casper
25:58 - Running errands
28:30 - The parking lot incident
30:54 - Back at the lair
31:49 - Cooking with Cobra
44:07 - The interview
1:24:08 - A gift for the king
1:24:45 - Goodbye (feat. Darfliny)
 
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chromeBalloon said:
I'm looking for a pretty funny one liner between Cobes and Warlord, where Cobra is cooking a food hack and says something to the effect of "no pun intended" and Warlord immediately responds "none taken"
Makes me chuckle just typing it out, hopefully one of you sleuths can track it down
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Did it happen more recently in the trailer? I remember a short period when warlord was staying with Cobes and he was sick, during the food hack videos tons of coughing could be heard. Probably around April.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
Did it happen more recently in the trailer? ...during the food hack videos tons of coughing could be heard. Probably around April.
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I can't remember if it was in the trailer, or just before the trailer. I thought it was that one with Warlord coughing, so I looked through the Bog Chron video and I didn't catch it. Maybe I missed it but I don't think it's that one.
 
I never paid much attention to Cobes outside of his antics featured on MATI but I always got a kick out of his antics. He was just a silly guy that I really wished better for and I really didn't like how he went out. A lot of shit's happened since we lost him. I forgot about his live service until I saw it at the bottom of the featured section. When I saw that I realized that it will naturally drop off here before too long. It makes me sad to think that Cobra will fade away too. One day there will be the last post about him and he'll be less than a memory. I guess that's the way of almost everyone in the entire history of this world. I know there will be a day where I no longer remember him, it almost happened already, and I don't like it. I really didn't realize what we had till it was gone.
 
Ralph Barnhardt said:
It makes me sad to think that Cobra will fade away too. One day there will be the last post about him and he'll be less than a memory. I guess that's the way of almost everyone in the entire history of this world. I know there will be a day where I no longer remember him, it almost happened already, and I don't like it.
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KingCobraJFS lives forever! He wont be forgotten. He left behind over 1,700 hours of livestreams, and over 800 hours of videos (that's just from his main channel, the Cobra archive channel has 400+ hrs of content), plus all the albums he released over the years. The BOY was prolific.

He even had an album published posthumous. He really was a Gothic Cowboy Rockstar from Hell.
 
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Got the shirt from Exhumed Visions plus five dank stickers including the holographic Cobes! TWU.

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NoStepOnSnake said:
I do enjoy your site and we aren't copyright lawyers lol. To be honest though usually crediting the artist is enough to satisfy most artistis. Some may have issues since their faggots but Kiwis do not care.
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i appreciate, but hope this didnt come off as shilling. i just really dont want to essentially shit on cobes grave by making some dumb pile of shit that makes people mad haha.
that said im thinking the crediting should be good too, and if people have an issue they can request items to be removed. i hope thats good enough.
anliteralidiot said:
I'm an internet artist, so I can say with 100% certainty that other artists won't care as long as you credit them.
Like, just post their name with a hyperlink to where you got the art, and it'll be cool. You're not making money from it, you're not taking credit, so there's no problem.

Really the problem might be that artists here in the thread don't associate their brand with their kiwi name, so outting them as a kiwi would be bad for business.
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i guess thats why im a bit hesitant, i wouldnt say i make art but i pursue creative endeavors time to time and i dont know that being associated with the farms would be all that great. i dont really give a fuck but im aware that some people would/do.
thanks for the input, will be put to use.
 
I meant to post my condolences back when the news first dropped but I felt that the regulars of this thread deserved to have their say first. I never really followed Cobra all that well or intensely. Him drunkenly passing out live or making fast food slop-pots were the consistent highlights I recall in between major events like Nal the Harbinger. But I always appreciated that he at least seemed good hearted at his core, a stubborn retarded addict that would rather make people smile than frown. I appreciated even more how warm this thread was towards him, that Kiwifollowers really did want to see Josh well and really did discourage trolling or messing with him in ways the rest of the internet (especially godforsaken reddit) felt valid. I like to think he’s got to go where ever Ozzy went and now has an eternity of partying with metal legends, goth babes, and booze that never hurts. The world lost someone truly special. I’m sorry for your loss guys.
 
JaneThough said:
"I would trade my victorian second empire clocktower dreamhouse to prevent 9/11"
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"I would trade a lifetime of sex and alcohol to prevent it"
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Cobes would have traded all sorts of kind of shit he was never going to have in order to fulfill some insane and impossible dream.

Just a shame that he wouldn't trade something like "5 minutes of toothbrushing per day" in order to achieve "not having bacteria travel from my absolutely septic gums directly into my fragile heart valves." Shit, have you ever been caught out camping without brush and toothpaste and spend a weekend with no oral hygiene? Feels like you've got some awful alien scoby living in your mouth. And even then you can at least use some green treebranch shoots to scrub your toothbones.

Imagine not doing even that garbage-tier level of care for... fuckin' years. Poor bastard.

TMDNWU, toobz

Still though, speaking of aliens...

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It's incredible that some kind of mouthrot demon shaped like the Alien inner pharyngeal jaw didn't pop out in some of his videos.
 
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Man, not only did he accidentally hex himself to die at 34, his rings of protection also worked and now the violence everywhere is escalating.
 
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