💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
Falcon Sebben said:
But you need actual Japanese level skills to be able to do so and most Nihonjin, especially the older ones, don't want a gaijin selling them anything.
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That sounds like quitter talk. Once Chibi walks into their coroporate headquarters in his unwashed Miles Edgeworth cosplay and reads a message he printed off of Google translate the job is as good as his.
 
Oliver Onions said:
That sounds like quitter talk. Once Chibi walks into their coroporate headquarters in his unwashed Miles Edgeworth cosplay and reads a message he printed off of Google translate the job is as good as his.
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His mom will sigh, pick up the phone, and call the Japanese government, the Japanese AT&T, the best Japanese bank, and a Japanese landlord, then wire him the money she gets from refinancing her mortgage a second time. She will Karen so hard that everything will fall into place for Chibi.

With renewed optimism, he will begin smugposting on Discord and Facebook about how through his own hard work and grit he managed to overcome the odds and became a true and honest, successful Nihonjin. He will resume his quest to become the world's best speedrunner of Bing Bing Wahoo. A young, driven, mommy-GF Japanese fox will see him walking down the street in his Roxas cosplay and literally fall head over heels for him... or she would, if our daring practitioner of bushido were not there to catch this fallen angel at the last second. This act immediately impregnates her, and she gives birth to no less than 5 Chibi-chans over the course of their long and loving marriage.

You can't prevent the inevitable, hater chuds. This is Chibi's redemption arc. What do you have to say now, KiwiFarms? 😏
 
I can't wait until his melty over not being able to control a classroom of children speaking a language he doesn't understand. Maybe he's still doing some training or something before actually starting.
 
Guys, no offense, but you're hyping up something that might not even happen, like it was with polydegens. Don't cry that Chibs didn't deliver or that weens followed him to Japan and ruined everything after the fact. Treat it more like fishing - sit and calmly wait until something bites.
 
Insightful, thanks Cheebs!
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(the rest of the post says: "....Calpiss")

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YOU SAY KONBINI, LIKE WE SAY KONBIIINI
 
Purple_Urkel said:
What is that drink and did he buy it purely because theres an anime girl on the label?
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Its a yogurt drink, I never had it but Japanese people like those types of drinks. Calpis, Yakult, R-1, LG21, tons of yogurt drinks. I don't understand how he can be so comfortable with no place to live and bullshitting around as a guest in someone else's apartment.
 
Calpis and some mixes incorporating it are quite ok. Calpis Soda is a great soft drink alternative with less sugar.

But more interesting to me is the fact that he is chugging Lemon Sour from the Konbini in the middle of the night. That’s one of those canned-get-wasted-before-you-know-it drinks salary men chug until they pass out to forget about their miserable lives.

Is Chibi starting to drink away his problems? Homeless / capsule hotel arc incoming?
 
Hehe. He’s on the remon sawa already? He’s toast.

90,000 yen is like 600 USD. You can’t get anything decent in the US for that price, but you might get some closet space in Japan for that amount.
 
He'll be lucky to make it a full year, but no matter how long he's there he's never going to be able to have a single interaction for the entire rest of his life where he doesn't find a way to bring up the fact that he lived in Japan. That will be the real damage done.

Half the content in this thread will probably just be him commenting on random e-thot's pictures to tell them about how their bed linens reminds him of the kind he had when he lived in Japan. And is that a ramen cup in the background of your cosplay ass photo? You know when I lived in Japan they ate a lot of noodles. I'll bet you'd probably like it there lol.
 
I give him until shortly after White Day. When no True & Honest virtuous maiden confesses to him, he’s coming back to the shitty ol’ US.
 
Purple_Urkel said:
@Quizibo is this a realistic price he's looking to pay?
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Kind of, he's basically near the average asking price for rent in the area he's looking in.
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He's just now getting a sense of urgency about finding a place to live. He's fucking doomed. :story:
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Somebody from the Government was probably kind of enough to remind him he needed to kick it into overdrive, or the Landlord of the place he's staying had some "nice" words of encouragement for him.
OliverKlozoff said:
I hope our boy knows about the key money fee. It's usually 2 months rent you pay your landlord when signing. And you won't get it back when you leave.
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He'll be lucky if they ask for two months, they can ask for up to six months in advance for rent, might not even have a cap at all.
Looney Troons said:
90,000 yen is like 600 USD. You can’t get anything decent in the US for that price, but you might get some closet space in Japan for that amount.
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Nah, you can get a livable size area for that price, as long as you aren't in a major city. Though I guess "livable" depends on how much space you need.
 
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