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Why is he like this? Even Jews aren't this on the nose about money. He might as well start doing Oriental wealth attracting dances on tiktok.
🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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There’s something extra narc about claiming your sona is a god/goddess.
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A homeless couch surfer Lou arc would be a bit of an interesting saga. Lou's a consistent cow but gets rather boring
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One of the best things about the Pat Tomlinson thread back in the day was the fact that we all knew he had to pay Quasi. We didn't know when, we didn't know how, but it was going to happen and it would be pretty much apocalyptic for ol' Pigtits when it happened. The anticipation of that event was something that kept his thread compelling for the duration of that saga, even at times when he was being repetitive or nothing all that exciting was happening. The sheer anticipation gave the thread a certain energy.
Lou has two similar timers ticking away. The first is his health. He's had two small amputations. He will certainly have more. We don't know when, we don't know how, but bits of Lou are going to fall off and he's such an unremittingly terrible person that I feel no guilt in looking forward to the karma. The other is Coach and Denise. Coach isn't long for this world, but Denise is an alcoholic with a tendency to get herself into trouble. She's not going to live forever either, and when she snuffs it Lou is going to be in massive trouble. Even if he inherits the house, he won't be able to pay a mortgage, and if it somehow doesn't have one he'll destroy it like Drachenlord did. The only person I feel bad for in all this is the Shield, he'll have to go back into the custody of his shithead dad if he's not an adult when it happens.
Overall, this thread has the same sense of inevitability, and that gives it a certain something, at least for me. Lou is repetitive, yes, but at some unknown point he will be forced to undergo huge change and won't be able to cope at all. Could be any time. Could be tomorrow, could be in 10 years, but it's going to happen. Tick tock, Lou.
Lou has two similar timers ticking away. The first is his health. He's had two small amputations. He will certainly have more. We don't know when, we don't know how, but bits of Lou are going to fall off and he's such an unremittingly terrible person that I feel no guilt in looking forward to the karma. The other is Coach and Denise. Coach isn't long for this world, but Denise is an alcoholic with a tendency to get herself into trouble. She's not going to live forever either, and when she snuffs it Lou is going to be in massive trouble. Even if he inherits the house, he won't be able to pay a mortgage, and if it somehow doesn't have one he'll destroy it like Drachenlord did. The only person I feel bad for in all this is the Shield, he'll have to go back into the custody of his shithead dad if he's not an adult when it happens.
Overall, this thread has the same sense of inevitability, and that gives it a certain something, at least for me. Lou is repetitive, yes, but at some unknown point he will be forced to undergo huge change and won't be able to cope at all. Could be any time. Could be tomorrow, could be in 10 years, but it's going to happen. Tick tock, Lou.
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Well, we know where that emergency taco money went.
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I love how he went from complaining that people kept asking him if his name is because of pokemon, then leaning into it, and now implying he picked the name because he likes pikachu. The endless availability of merch to consume is too irresistible to him.
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So... how do I explain this? Basically, Amazon does list singles for various card games. But the singles are generally ridiculously expensive there, even for worthless cards, because Amazon's refund policy makes it very difficult for individual sellers to do business: if the person you sold it to says they didn't get it, well, amazon refunds them. Lou has also obviously been booted from Amazon before for issuing a lot of fraudulent refunds.
How he managed to spend about $12 on this is beyond me - but he doesn't have prime, right? So he was probably paying shipping on these. If they were 4 different sellers, that's 4 different shipping fees. When singles like this are sold on Amazon, you're never getting a bargain, but you're often getting ripped off. Also, "purely for curiosity" is complete cope. He's going to try to trade these into a shop, so keep an eye out for when he bitches about how LGSes aren't giving him his money's worth.
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Wow, Lou really likes to use similes in his writing. You might go so far as to say he overuses them, like blatting ketchup on everything before he eats it.
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Just like AI!
Purely by coincidence, of course.
Thanks. I always assumed it was my autism, and my autism alone, that kept reading "Ash" all throughout this thread and thinking of the world's worst Evil Dead reboot.
Titty-tiger deadites, zoomy cam action shots of filth-encrusted fans, "bad Ash" who's just his brother in a fat suit voting for Trump, a group of mini-Lous that Lou needs to defeat by eating and dousing with boiling ketchup, a possessed diabetic foot that tries to walk or worse, exercise on its own (horrors!) but don't worry he cuts the foot off in a hilariously slapstick comedy sequence, and at least one scene where Lou can't read the Necronomicon properly because his neuropathy means he can't see the pixels and he hates to ask but can he get $80 for a new Necronomicon please?
And of course the entire movie takes place in his bedroom because he can't be assed to waddle outside let alone down to the woods, and he blew all his bus money on Pokemon cards.
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"Give me back my foot! Please? I'm begging on my hands and knees! I won't ask for anything ever again, until next month! Promise!"
What do you think he'd attach to his stump in its place? A ketchup bottle? Or is that his boomstick?
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Prime has a tug boat version that costs like 8 bucks a month. He SHOULD have that but this is Lou.
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There's an LGS adjacent to that mall where he messed his foot up real good walking back from a couple of years ago. I checked and they have an (relatively) extensive selection of singles so you'd think that if all he wanted was a handful of cards that he could look at for 15 minutes, that'd be a better bet than ordering from Amazon of all places and then griping that they didn't show up at the earliest possible delivery window. But this is Louis the Hermit who doesn't go down the stairs for less then a pizza and a two liter. It's only a two mile walk and as much fun as it is to poke at him being fat, between that, his messed up feet, and now his absent toe, he probably can't walk anywhere near that far anymore without doing damage.
I really wish he was involved with his local scene because that'd be all but guaranteed to produce drama.
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Im surprised Lou hasn’t gloated about yesterday’s news. Might be the only time I defend Charlie Kirk.
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Lou got a telling-off for a typically inane post about the killing of Charlie Kirk.
Here's what he originally posted.
He's still begging on Toot. I think they're getting pretty tired of him there, he got very few boosts on these posts.
Here's what he originally posted.
He's still begging on Toot. I think they're getting pretty tired of him there, he got very few boosts on these posts.
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Everytime Lou says something clever I just know he found it somewhere else. I wonder in which discord channel someone made the “pain in the neck” joke he stole.
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idk about you guys but I’m obsessed with “profoundly creative” Lou lol. His stories are always the same premise and he always brags like he’s becoming the next JKR of the furries. Always uncomfortable references to bulging dicks and hot pants. Art.
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He might be the next JKR of furries, just based on how hated he is.
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Wow, Lou actually made me a little MATI for once. Charlie Kirk contributed more to this country in the five seconds before one of you people murdered him than you ever have or will, Lou.
On a lighter note, his fursona (godsona?) intro post is one of the funniest pieces of bad writing we've ever seen from him. Compare it to that baseball story of his from 2017 and it's clear he's experienced some level of degeneration. I love how he just tells you what all of the goddess's features are supposed to represent instead of letting them speak for themselves.
On a lighter note, his fursona (godsona?) intro post is one of the funniest pieces of bad writing we've ever seen from him. Compare it to that baseball story of his from 2017 and it's clear he's experienced some level of degeneration. I love how he just tells you what all of the goddess's features are supposed to represent instead of letting them speak for themselves.