🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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How in the world did I miss this one?

I've busted out laughing three separate times just while writing this.

Edit: 4 times now. He just looks so fucking serious about it.

when he originally made it and it said then and not than, now THAT was the funniest thing ever. i was in tears
 
IMO Shon should have been buried with Cobra. Clint should also rent a dumpster and put all of Cobra's stuff in there and let it go to landfill. Better than it passing hands between all the people who enabled his addiction, whether they believed they were helping him (they weren't) or not.
 
With Clint being a super-lib and almost certainly not wanting a firearm in the house, what are the chances of getting our hands on that sweet sweet double barrel shotgun?!

I'd be a fucking weirdo and drop a few thousand on it.
 
With Clint being a super-lib and almost certainly not wanting a firearm in the house, what are the chances of getting our hands on that sweet sweet double barrel shotgun?!

I'd be a fucking weirdo and drop a few thousand on it.
lol libs own guns. Especially Wyoming libs. When the civil war comes Y’allqueda is gonna be really surprised.
 
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Real Annabelle is not as snatched as movie Annabelle.
There's something I find mildly ironic about that but I can't quite articulate it. My disappointment of learning that the real Annabelle is "just" a Raggedy Anne doll is immeasurable.
 
There's something I find mildly ironic about that but I can't quite articulate it. My disappointment of learning that the real Annabelle is "just" a Raggedy Anne doll is immeasurable.
They make her so badass in the movies but she’s a grimy Raggedy Anne.

Meanwhile my boy Robert the doll was made by a (possible) VooDoo priestess who included the boy she made it for’s hair. The boy was named Robert but took his middle name Gene instead because Robert wanted to be Robert.

The virgin Annabelle vs the Chad Robert

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im collecting a doc of cobra quotes, heres what i have so far:
"im like, i hate monday, oh what aa coincidence, so does garfield."
"woah, fartin and burpin on a video. hehehehe"
"you only need 3 ingredients, well 4 if you count the microwave"
"why do they call it a gynecologist, guys dont even have vaginas"
"when phenix ash bars the fire opal under a full moon a true dragon opal is born"
"someone commented on that video 'looks can be decieving cobra, elvis presley would be proud', so thank you for commenting that, that boosted my confidence."
"its a beethoven banjo"
"wanna watch the noodles for me youtube? well you can"
"if you are not a professional goth dumbass, do not attempt this at home"
"oh god.... i fuckin hate celery!"
im trying to connect unique ones, not just the twus and the fuck sickos etc, theres so many to pick from though lmao.
anyways drop favourites if youre so inclined
 
I donated to the Casper Humane Society in honor of Josh and said so in the comments. I hope they keep a tally of donations from KCJFS supporters.

I know Clint may have biffed it but not all of us are capable of the heroic measures it takes to stop people from their nonsense. Many of us parents are just trying to get by ourselves and doing the best we can. I know he loved Josh. Thousands of people loved Josh too.
 
I hate to ask, but I need to get this question off my chest. Is there any info on what will happen to his trailer? Clint cant rent it out or demolish it. So what's to become of it?
I check a couple times a week if its listed, if i see it is for sale, i post it here. Wasn't his step mom on the paperwork? Maybe they will get it cleaned up and give it to one of their other kids until they buy their own house.
 
I donated to the Casper Humane Society in honor of Josh and said so in the comments. I hope they keep a tally of donations from KCJFS supporters.

I know Clint may have biffed it but not all of us are capable of the heroic measures it takes to stop people from their nonsense. Many of us parents are just trying to get by ourselves and doing the best we can. I know he loved Josh. Thousands of people loved Josh too.
I disagree Clint biffed anything. He was saddled with a special needs child as a single father at 22. Considering that, I think he did everything he could for Josh. Josh’s ODD would make it impossible to parent him normally, and throwing him in a home wouldn’t have done much. Cobes wasn’t incapacitated, he could live independently and he’d be out of that home as soon as he was in. I’m not sure where this concept came from that there’s these homes you can just put people in against their will everywhere. Geraldo ended that shit. Cobes would never have stayed in a home and also never trust his father again.

He did his best, going to school to learn to help him better and I think he managed Josh’s ODD well. I think if Josh had never gotten on YouTube and never gotten the eye of these trolls he’d still be at Wendy’s or maybe have graduated to Taco Bell and he’d be alive. He’d have his bar he hit up, know more locals and have more healthy relationships. The end of his life is a tornado of bad actors, trolls and leeches while his father has no idea how to tackle it. No one wrote the book on “how to parent a YouTube famous boglim that trolls keep trying to kill”
 
i did call clint a bad dad the night we found out josh had passed the minute clint released the video where he confirmed josh's passing i regreted that clint while not perfect was a man who tried his damnedest to raise josh
 
im collecting a doc of cobra quotes, heres what i have so far:
"im like, i hate monday, oh what aa coincidence, so does garfield."
"woah, fartin and burpin on a video. hehehehe"
"you only need 3 ingredients, well 4 if you count the microwave"
"why do they call it a gynecologist, guys dont even have vaginas"
"when phenix ash bars the fire opal under a full moon a true dragon opal is born"
"someone commented on that video 'looks can be decieving cobra, elvis presley would be proud', so thank you for commenting that, that boosted my confidence."
"its a beethoven banjo"
"wanna watch the noodles for me youtube? well you can"
"if you are not a professional goth dumbass, do not attempt this at home"
"oh god.... i fuckin hate celery!"
im trying to connect unique ones, not just the twus and the fuck sickos etc, theres so many to pick from though lmao.
anyways drop favourites if youre so inclined
"No skin off my shoes" I use daily
 
"No skin off my shoes" I use daily
absolute classic, thats a staple. dethawed, moneterization, ooooohweee, it is what it is, thing of it is, fuck your sky god, skrimps.
now that i think of it my all time favourite had to be when he was beyond bungled and would just make those vocalizations. the groans of agony from deep within his soul. his inner demons trying to escape lol
 
im collecting a doc of cobra quotes, heres what i have so far:
"im like, i hate monday, oh what aa coincidence, so does garfield."
"woah, fartin and burpin on a video. hehehehe"
"you only need 3 ingredients, well 4 if you count the microwave"
"why do they call it a gynecologist, guys dont even have vaginas"
"when phenix ash bars the fire opal under a full moon a true dragon opal is born"
"someone commented on that video 'looks can be decieving cobra, elvis presley would be proud', so thank you for commenting that, that boosted my confidence."
"its a beethoven banjo"
"wanna watch the noodles for me youtube? well you can"
"if you are not a professional goth dumbass, do not attempt this at home"
"oh god.... i fuckin hate celery!"
im trying to connect unique ones, not just the twus and the fuck sickos etc, theres so many to pick from though lmao.
anyways drop favourites if youre so inclined
I'll just leave one of @SeizureRobot5000 's best Snake Bones videos here:
 
I hope Cobes Dad gets some closure like the Hulkster did from Rowdy Roddy with his voicemail from beyond. I think that would put his mind at ease. Regardless of us fans.
 
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