DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

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There is so much to say from tonight's stream, but i'll mention a few things and explain why Phil is a fucking idiot by quitting Silksong.

>Full old man yellow paint dented ass gameplay
>Excuses out the ass left and right
>Miserable existence playing video games
>Every chat making fun of his stupid ass for begging and sucking ass at Silksong

It is indeed a shame this massive fucking retard wont continue playing Silksong because he so OBSESSED with receiving money on the spot, he just doesn't see the potential a game like this can bring to him. He had a good amount of people watching because it is entertaining seeing the infamous Darksydephil play a hard game and wonder how is he going to handle enemies,bosses, levels etc. He has gotten so much attention on twitter with the "game journalist" memes that he could use that to his advantage and continue getting more attention to check his stupid ass out, and try to win new people over by changing his entire demeanor (By literally just behaving like a decent human towards others). But this is Dsp who we are talking about, the most dogshit, brain dead as fuck streamer and content creator that shits on his chances and opportunities over and over because he won't see way past his retarded ego and money given in one stream.

Dave you're a fucking retard by quitting Silksong, and you're your own worst detractor you absolute turbo mongoloid.
 
He’s doubling down HAHAHAHA
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Vic Viper T301 said:
Phil ended the stream, then came back. Look, there's a whale tip to save the day! But it's only $10, leaving him still shy of $100 for the stream. And then we get this Scorn-style crashout.

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When the money buff runs out and isn't being refreshed, our gout boy sure becomes an entirely different human being. He'll never ever learn. His dents scrounged together money, his whales whaled out on him for DSP Tries It, and he kept cranking it up with begathons, multiple goals a day begging... no wonder it's coming to a screeching halt.

If this keeps going on, we could be getting some amazing desperation crashouts in the very near future.

Dave'sWeakestDent said:
It is indeed a shame this massive fucking retard wont continue playing Silksong because he so OBSESSED with receiving money on the spot,
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I've often wondered if the begging isn't just another addiction.
 
I can't wait to see DSP rage at The Boss final fight because he can't figure out how to counter her CQC body slam attacks, he'll probably end up doing it the retarded way by hiding in a corner of the map with snow camo shooting her with a SVD over and over.
 
JCVD_Fan said:
I can't wait to see DSP rage at The Boss final fight because he can't figure out how to counter her CQC body slam attacks, he'll probably end up doing it the retarded way by hiding in a corner of the map with snow camo shooting her with a SVD over and over.
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He'll probably look up and/or be told how to do it by one of the idiots in his Discord.
 
RuthBaderGinsburg said:
Nah it happens like this. You (The Burnells) live in an area with robust urban individuals. This means your public schools locally are going to be pretty bad. So private Catholic schools provide an alternative for the families with some money who want their kids to go to a school with less urban individuals. Usually these private schools test better than the local public school average. Not surprisingly, if you were to move to a more affluent mostly European mix style individuals location, the public schools would be as good or even better than the private schools in the urban area, but the private schools are usually better than the urban schools. Get it?
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That theory would be sound had the Catholic School they sent little Phail to wasn't known to just be a B-Ball scholarship mill, meaning it was full of Tevins.

Iron Hamster said:
One thing he has never mentioned are his SAT scores. That's because they sucked.
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Yeah, there is one time he was asked if he remembers what his SAT score was, and he said he doesn't remember but it was "sahlid." It was probably average at best or slightly below average at worst, given that the SAT correlates very strongly to IQ despite the SAT just being an academic achievement test and as we all know Phail is fucking retarded. In that same answer he talked about "another kid" in his class who had shit grades but his SAT score was almost perfect.
 
I just watched his Silksong playthough through Memology and he sounds like the Triple As. At this point he would actually work as a sales/deisgn advisor for EA Activision, Sony Interactive California, or any of the triple A companies destroying the US gaming industry right now (if he isn't this delusional that he thinks that he is somehow a contrarian of course).

For context EA, Activision, Sony California etc are calling out Silksong because they are pissed off that some indie game companies do it better than them. It pisses off AAA video game companies, it pisses off Phil, and Phil's greed and incompetence makes him a perfect fit in those companies.
 
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Damn, bro I missed all the fun. Watched the highlights, and this shit had it all, beg tweets, guilt tripping, entitlement, holding the game hostage at the pause menu. This was legit worse than scorn imo can't wait for him to get mad salty as the clips from that silk stream make the rounds on twitter and a bunch of more popular streamers see it and shit all over him.
 
biggest game of the decade, infinite potential for memes and rage and money, nah it didnt hit the goal so ima wage quit.
He truly is King of the lolcows.
 
DerpyPunch said:
biggest game of the decade, infinite potential for memes and rage and money, nah it didnt hit the goal so ima wage quit.
He truly is King of the lolcows.
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But you have to remember that the DSP post-Sidescrollers is not the DSP of 2016. He now has no motivation or drive to clear any game unless he gets money from it since he knows that he has no way out and the 1 or 2 surviving dents that didn't banned by him for petty reasons might as well as be his final source of income and all of the games are "bad and laggy messes" unlike WWE Championships.

He doesn't care about getting memed like he did with Persona 3 FES, he isn't even actively trying to starve out the TIHYDPs, but if he really is trying to starve them out he is kind of successful on it.
 
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