💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%

  • Total voters
    757
that’s exactly what I was thinking.

Hopefully they had the Pocari Sweat on deck for our boy. Not only is he fat and gay, he’s also a lightweight IIRC. Wouldn’t want to be around the guy when he’s sober, can’t imagine how truly obnoxious he is in person while he’s gone
 
How long before Chibi starts referring to himself as Shiro Adammu?
Hopefully they had the Pocari Sweat on deck for our boy. Not only is he fat and gay, he’s also a lightweight IIRC. Wouldn’t want to be around the guy when he’s sober, can’t imagine how truly obnoxious he is in person while he’s gone
I'm imagining him getting drunk and singing the Iwata funeral song, or something from Persona.
 
How long before Chibi starts referring to himself as Shiro Adammu?

I'm imagining him getting drunk and singing the Iwata funeral song, or something from Persona.
The idea of Adam singing Kimi no Kioku and giving it his all is absolutely fucking amazing to me, especially because he's really bad at it.
 
The quiet part of the Cheebs cycle has begun again, but this time it's interesting because he wouldn't shut up about going to Japan (did you know he's been there four times and now lives there) and the minute he gets there, he just closes up like a clam making a few vague comments his life and streaming himself walking to places to get food. I would have figured he would have a posted at least 10 photos by now of him out and about by himself or with a friend(s).
Given he's in school with children, there is very likely extremely strict cell phone restrictions (read: parents freaking out because their kids are in the background of a shot) so I doubt he's posting during the day.

I'd just believe a combination of jet lag, dealing with Japan, working two jobs, and trying to sort his living situation. That is, now that he's started work he's probably either sleeping, working, or touring apartments. That is, he's living an authentic Japanese life.

Maybe throw in some new foreign diseases and a touch of Nippon Syndrom on top too.

Also to try to boil this down:
Cheebs is moving from America where I imagine the most this wigga ever walked was from his parking space to the store to Japan, he's now in Japan where he's got walk to all his shops (and haul back anything he buys). Or take public transit, and Even functional public transit is exhausting when compared to driving.
Its also hot and humid in Japan, and he may not be fully acclimated. So he's very likely physically exhausted as well as mentally.

Regarding all his videos being walking places, Cheebs is about to experience the joys of "Moved to foriegn country with margin employment; no money or time to enjoy said country".

tl;dr: He's too busy slaying sideways puss to post vlogs. He's still bing bing wahooing a 2am, but not in way he can stream on Twitch.

It's as I've always said the Japanese praise you when you try something. You'll hear a lot of "Nihongo wa jouzu desu ne" or "Your Japanese is very good" when you attempt to speak it and sound like a four year old. It gives them a sense of superiority. But it's like a pet dog that does tricks. It's cute up until it sits down at the table, pulls out today's newspaper and asks for a cup of coffee. When you get skilled at things that are truly "Japanese" you are now a "strange foreigner" or "Hen na gaijin". They literally don't know how to take you, It's like their brains seize up and refuse to admit that you spoke fluently.
That is something I hadn't considered. Japanese do like being superior.
And of course, its very easy to feel superior when compared to Cheebs. I dunno, maybe this does legitimate work out for him, no asterisks or mom bail outs needed.
 
Our boi cheebz is stuggling... *sigh*

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Given his age and (then) income he could have opened a line of credit in America big enough to cover several months living expenses without the high interest of a credit card.
Oh well too late now
 
The complete lack of any updates from cheebs after his first day of work....
....Chibibros I don't feel very well....
I don't know, it almost feels like there was no job to begin with and he just doesn't want to admit it, but how would he get his visa then? He can't just travel there and live as long as he wants.
 
Can't wait for the "Yea, I didn't realize that I was on the 30 day trial period for the job and it didn't really work out, so I need to find a new job in a couple weeks" or the "I didn't realize it was the 30 day trial period and they paid me only 175,000 yen until they switched the contract. They won't pay me until October because I started in the middle of the pay period, but it is Japan and that is how they do things. I should have a bank account soon." It will be interesting when they fire him in 6 months off his independent contractor agreement.
 
Our boi cheebz is stuggling... *sigh*
Oh noooo who could have possibly predicted this. What a totally unforeseeable consequence of moving to a foreign country with no real job and $40k of debt.
And it's only going to get worse as he probably won't be paid until mid-October.
At the risk of reviving all the finance effortposting what happens if, in the worst case scenario, pay day arrives and Chibi still doesn't have a bank account?
 
I should have a bank account soon."

Haha, yes I can't wait for the inevitable, desperate begging streams a few weeks down the line close to his visa termination date:

"The bank account should be ready in the next few weeks."
"I've been seeing a few places last weekend but most of the better ones are just out of my budget right now."
"I feel so alive right now."
"I just made a friend who allows me to couch surf at their place for a few days until I got everything wrapped."
Holding his phone camera right in the unfortunate 7Eleven tenants face "Takoyaki...." holds up 3 fingers "san.... kuda... sai."
"Konbini food is quite good compared to the US. I lost a bunch of weight since I came here."
"If it comes to it I'll just do online translations, since my Japanese is quite solid for simple tasks now."
 
Given he's in school with children, there is very likely extremely strict cell phone restrictions (read: parents freaking out because their kids are in the background of a shot) so I doubt he's posting during the day.
Why does everybody keep assuming I'm talking about him posting while teaching in when I'm clearly talking about in general. He's posted a few pictures of when he went to comiket and that was it outside of his two live streams going to a place to pick up food. With how he spent two months bragging about getting the job and going to live in Japan on stream and on social media, along with the fact he was actually asking Japanese girls on Threads if they lived in Japan because he was going there, I figured he would be doing a lot more Japan posting than he currently is. Cheebs basically lives online and posts every thought that crosses his mind, regardless if it's embarrassing or not, so it's quite weird him to be so radio silent when he's been dreaming his dream life, or so he claims.
Can't wait for the "Yea, I didn't realize that I was on the 30 day trial period for the job and it didn't really work out, so I need to find a new job in a couple weeks" or the "I didn't realize it was the 30 day trial period and they paid me only 175,000 yen until they switched the contract. They won't pay me until October because I started in the middle of the pay period, but it is Japan and that is how they do things. I should have a bank account soon." It will be interesting when they fire him in 6 months off his independent contractor agreement.
I was really sure the job was a scam at the start when he mentioned they wouldn't be helping him with anything, but I think he would have known he was on a trial period since he had read his contract and knew what he was getting into. There were too many red flags with the information he had posted about the job that would have scared off most people.
At the risk of reviving all the finance effortposting what happens if, in the worst case scenario, pay day arrives and Chibi still doesn't have a bank account?
They'll take him out back and give him the one bullet special. Or they'll pay him in cash, pay him on some online/mobile wallet like PayPal, or they'll hold his pay until he gets a bank account. I really don't understand why he's having a hard time with this, especially since JPB has made it easier for long term stay foreigners to open an account there, even easier if you can speak decent Japanese.
 
Oh noooo who could have possibly predicted this. What a totally unforeseeable consequence of moving to a foreign country with no real job and $40k of debt.

At the risk of reviving all the finance effortposting what happens if, in the worst case scenario, pay day arrives and Chibi still doesn't have a bank account?
They can hold his payment until he gets a bank account or they can make it difficult for him and just give him a money order (郵便為替) and mail it to him. Then he would have to go to the bank and fill out some paperwork with all his information on it and get paid out. It would be a pain in the ass because he doesn't have an address, so where would they send the mail to and what can he fill out on the form. Right now, he will have a hard time getting a lot set up without an address, then if he uses the guy's address he is staying with, it will be a a pain to get things changed again. I don't know what the rules are now, but you used to have a couple of weeks to register your address at the public office. Legally, he can't do too much without it printed on his gaijin card.
 
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