💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It’s wild that an HRO hearing can run over three hours, at least double its intended one-hour slot, and then be continued indefinitely, yet it’s still treated as the same hearing.

Nick is entering legal history for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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His “personal and private” mystery is nothing less than the soul-shattering revelation that Aaron Imholte shall never return to him.
He grieves as a widower of passion, mourning a love that slipped through his skeletal fingers like the sands of some desolate hourglass, each passing moment a cruel reminder that what once burned has been extinguished forever.
Now the ennui coils around him like a funeral shroud; a hollow vessel without a heart to bestow, adrift in the unrelenting void.
(Please disregard the second identical child, I shouted at ChatGPT several times and wouldn't get the fucking idea that there is no sixth child, or if it did, it would give Nick a massive fucking wizard beard, so I gave up.)

Look, nerds. What would you do if the government stormed into your house and seized your eight year old daughter's cocaine? Ever think of that?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Starting to wonder if anyone in the sphere is not mentally ill, on drugs, or has a severe drinking problem i.e. MKE, KarmicX, Balldo etc.

Of course not, the whole reason they're involved in the sphere in the first place is because they're some form of mongoloid.

 

[not william stenchever]

Look, nerds. What would you do if the government stormed into your house and seized your eight year old daughter's cocaine? Ever think of that?
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Nick didn't pay his spice taxes to the CHOAM so they came to collect personally. They only charged him with just below spice smuggling amounts as a warning to behave but they panicked when they saw just how much scrutiny they were were getting from the Ixians and the Bene Gesserit.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

Nick didn't pay his spice taxes to the CHOAM so they came to collect personally. They only charged him with just below spice smuggling amounts as a warning to behave but they panicked when they saw just how much scrutiny they were were getting from the Ixians and the Bene Gesserit.

Are you saying Nick has the spacing guild in his pocket?

 

[Oxyjen]

Is it possible that the hotel required ID to book a room? This is common in Europe, for example. When he was kicked out, he may have forgotten to go and retrieve the ID he had deposited with the front desk

I’ve never in my life had to leave ID with a hotel reception. They might take a photocopy or photograph, but I think it’s far more likely that he had his wallet out in order to pay his tab when he zonked out, or it was hanging out of his pocket or something and Geno just swiped it.

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve never in my life had to leave ID with a hotel reception. They might take a photocopy or photograph, but I think it’s far more likely that he had his wallet out in order to pay his tab when he zonked out, or it was hanging out of his pocket or something and Geno just swiped it.

Or he just rolled him like a drunk on a subway, grabbed his wallet, took a pic of the ID, and put it back in. This would of course be a crime but he doesn't seem like he's above that sort of behavior.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I know a lot of people here want there to be some super-duper major life event going on behind the scenes (2025 Nick, thus far, has been mostly boring compared to 2024 Nick), but his lack of streaming doesn't mean there is.

I just want the worst for Nick, no matter what.
His daughter tested positive for cocaine, and he still has not taken responsibility.

 

[Stiffy]

I just want the worst for Nick, no matter what.
He daughter tested positive for cocaine, and he still has not taken responsibility.

His blasphemy against God will come back to bite him guaranteed. Just be patient.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I saw a clip earlier where Aaron made it sound like Geno Bisconte will be on Steel Toe tomorrow to explain what happened and how he got SchizoSean’s ID. Thank God for the clippers.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I just want the worst for Nick, no matter what.
His daughter tested positive for cocaine, and he still has not taken responsibility.

Trust me, the worst is already here for Nick. His audience is gone and he's stuck in a house with kids who either already hate him or are growing to hate him. His wife had sex with Aaron and he lost his guns.

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

I'm liking these classic scifi references. Clearly I didn't waste time reading that stuff. But I think the double-daughter in the image is a bit of both comments... the AI is tapping the cosmic background to foretell a future of split personality from childhood drug exposure. OK that was dark I don't like to curse children but really I feel for her so I'll just click Post Reply and take your judgments.

I also want more sci fi refs so I can find books to read while enjoying Nick's failures.

oooh, I have a book reference that I was thinking about with respect to Nick. From the wheel of time, a fantastic trilogy strewn across the pages of 14 individual 1000+ page books.

From the prologue of the first book (summary from chatgpt):
The story opens in a time long past, during the Age of Legends. The prologue focuses on Lews Therin Telamon, the Dragon, a man who once led humanity in a war against the Shadow. However, the male half of the One Power (Saidin) has been tainted by the Dark One, and all male channelers—including Lews Therin—have gone mad.

Lews Therin wanders his ruined palace in madness, unable to recognize that he has murdered his wife, children, and everyone he loved. He is confronted by Ishamael (one of the Forsaken), who briefly heals his mind so he can see the horror of what he has done. Overwhelmed with grief, Lews Therin uses the One Power to draw in immense energy and kills himself in a cataclysmic explosion, creating a vast chasm in the earth later called the Dragonmount.


Now, if you had the power to cure Nick of whatever personality disorder keeps him from reality - would you do it? Would curing Nick put him and his family in more danger or less danger?

 

[Captain Manning]

But all things I've seen with Nick so far in his home county seem less like corruption and more like a bunch of entitled local people who are kings of their rural dirtpile throwing their weight around just because they can and because they think they can get away with it;

That's essentially what @waffle proposed. The conspiracy... if you wanna call it that... is one in which they are not so much looking out for Nick, but rather they don't like the public looking over their shoulder, and are happy to be handed just about any reason/excuse to not release any records to the public.

Mind you, that's still not good, and there should still absolutely be pushback against it.

I’ve never in my life had to leave ID with a hotel reception. They might take a photocopy or photograph, but I think it’s far more likely that he had his wallet out in order to pay his tab when he zonked out, or it was hanging out of his pocket or something and Geno just swiped it.

He might have also had his ID out at the bar because they carded him. He looks young enough to where they would quite possibly do that.

I just want the worst for Nick, no matter what.
He daughter tested positive for cocaine, and he still has not taken responsibility.

We all do, buddy. We all do.

Just remember this: Whatever happens, or doesn't happen, from this point on, his online streaming career is already irreparably fucked. That, in and of itself, is truly momentous, given who he was. He's already lost the greatest thing he's ever had, and ever will have. The thing he always bragged about, and lorded over everybody. I feel like Nick has already taken a pretty devastating and lasting L.

I have a feeling that, eventually, because of who he is, he's gonna take another big L. I'm just not betting on when that will happen specifically. Because I don't care to set myself up for disappointment. I encourage others not to as well. Seeing some of the bullets he's already dodged has proven irritating enough. I just figure I'll be pleasantly surprised, one of these days, with something. Possibly when I'm least expecting it.

His blasphemy against God will come back to bite him guaranteed. Just be patient.

Oh, when he finally stands before the almighty, he's mega fucked. Unless he repents... which seems highly unlikely from somebody like him.

I saw a clip earlier where Aaron made it sound like Geno Bisconte will be on Steel Toe tomorrow to explain what happened and how he got SchizoSean’s ID. Thank God for the clippers.

Good. I wanna hear this one.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Now, if you had the power to cure Nick of whatever personality disorder keeps him from reality - would you do it?

I would balefire that faggot out of existence so fucking fast it would make the Dark One's head spin.

 

[AnOminous]

Now, if you had the power to cure Nick of whatever personality disorder keeps him from reality - would you do it? Would curing Nick put him and his family in more danger or less danger?

I would cure him of the disorder he has of breathing, since he shouldn't be.

 

[AltisticRight]

Regarding the transcript. I suspect that Nick might have given the court one of his famous shower calls and now the transcriber received orders to not release anything until the next hearing concludes unless Nick gives his permission. They literally told me they won't accept my money for now in a stark contrast to before.

How is this even allowed? Is Minnesota ran by the rule of law and baseline government transparency or a drug addled cuckold homosexual child abusing harasser?

Defendants can just call the court to bitch and then have documents sealed whenever they like? What kind of court is this? Fuck Minnesota.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

How is this even allowed? Is Minnesota ran by the rule of law and baseline government transparency or a drug addled cuckold homosexual child abusing harasser?

Defendants can just call the court to bitch and then have documents sealed whenever they like? What kind of court is this? Fuck Minnesota.

I've got time. You've got time.

Let Nick play games and show us exactly where we need to look. I can wait a bit and he can live in smug agony.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Sorry if I missed the answer earlier, but do we still not have a date for the continuance?

It would be pretty fucking bad if Nick gave Aaron a free month on the HRO by acting alike a massive faggot.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Everything's coming up Imholte!

Truly, another win for the Toe!

Kayla hasn't divorced Nick yet, but only because he spends every hour of every day begging on the floor like an animal, holding up petro dollars with puppy dog eyes and imploring her to reconsider. If he leaves her alone for even a second, she shakes herself free of his spell and begins phoning her divorce lawyer. Only once she sleeps is he truly free from this waking nightmare, and with those precious few moments, he thinks of his sweetheart Aaron and what could've been...

Qayla qalls it her holodeck time.

The second Kayla files for divorce we're going to see hundreds of nudes of her uploaded by an anonymous poster that Nick will imply, but not outright state was Aaron, but was clearly just Nick (dabblers will believe it was Aaron)

It'll be from Ralph, if he lives that long.

 

[Vibralldo]

It'll be from Ralph, if he lives

Ralph would have gotten the photos from someone