🌟 Internet Famous KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

[Artaius]

Poses an open question subtly implying that maybe Justin fucked his mother too. You are an absolute nigger and should kill yourself. Just because an autistic man has a fetish does not mean that he will randomly decide to go commit sex crimes.

He decides to basically call Justin a paedophile. Absolutely no grounds for it. Just says that he was talking about underage anime characters. Maybe he was but you cannot fucking slander someone as a paedophile without proof.

I fucking called it.

"Now ladies and gentlemen I want you to think about how disgusting our boy Justin here is. Pokemon is a game for children and features a lot of underage characters. Justin is jacking off to all that. I don't want to make any accusations but maybe our boy here needs those drives checked if you know what I'm saying!"

 

[femboy fart huffer]

I think this might be Smokey's new Chris Chan.

Justin is retired in all but name. He doesn't do the things he became famous for anymore. He has also only once directly addressed trolls in a decade and that was just saying 'I removed a post fuck off'. He doesn't react to people. Why would he? He has a loving wife and is happy. He doesn't need anything else. The absolute vast majority of Justin's work is not just lewd or sexual but hardcore porn that honestly could be considered illegal in some western countries. Unless you just keep recycling his music there isn't really much you can talk about with Justin.

I fucking called it.

I went too logical. The only thing that you could say are objectively bad things about him that are true.

it'll probably just be him going 'wow that's so gross how could anyone ever be into this' before taking a fat bong hit. Most of the good justin shit is nowhere near safe for youtube so he'll butcher it anyway. Or it's his music which I really hope justin has registered lubby chudder and the video gets claimed and all the money goes to justin. And want to take bets on him having a 5+ minute section about how we 'need' to 'protect' zoo animals and from justin all that shit. The only way to keep the faggy moral highground is to overplay justins proxy beastiality fetishes.

But no. Just randomly decided that he wanted to fuck his mother and kids. I did call that it would just be him listening to music and saying that his fetishes are gross though.

 

[wyleanda]

I don't have much to say except why the fuck you putting your family drama on youtube and why did you even create the video

 

[The Great One]

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I don't have much to say except why the fuck you putting your family drama on youtube and why did you even create the video

Isn't that the only thing crackedrack talks about, other than his jobs he's been fired from (taco bell, McDonald's, a nurse for a nursery home (which btw he chose so he could get some money for some shitty book), a insane asylum, burger king, subway, starbucks, and a security guard) not to mention his ex roommates from an apartment he used to live in (where he lived with 2 lesbians who had a cat they would abuse, a douche bro and a skanky whore who wouldn't stfu about getting railed. When crackedrack saw the lesbians abusing their cat the catfished one of the lesbians.) Crackedrack just doesn't shut the fuck up about his family. I feel like some day hes going to end up getting a thread on here other than the mention in this one.

 

[Hank J. Wimbleton]

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I don't have much to say except why the fuck you putting your family drama on youtube and why did you even create the video

"hello everyone I will unlist personal irl drama videos because of blah blah"

this guy is just dumb or insane, he's just your average shitty/insane person lol

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

First result fucking lmao.
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It's safe to assume any security provider that intentionally names itself after current Gen Alpha brainrot slang for easy SEO may not have security as its top priority.

 

[The Great One]

Average kiwituber collab/meet up

 

[Artaius]

It's safe to assume any security provider that intentionally names itself after current Gen Alpha brainrot slang for easy SEO may not have security as its top priority.

Personally I feel like this is a lot worse than grifting Cobes corpse. Kind of shocked how no one is throwing this back at Smokey Kiwi [got my niggers mixed up] for working with an info selling fake VPN service.

But maybe it's too early and my hopes are too high to expect any of his followers to read this thread. It's probably a Discord rule over there to never go near the Farms and whatever you hear from it is all lies, right?

 

[The Great One]

It's probably a Discord rule over there to never go near the Farms and whatever you hear from it is all lies, right?

Love how most of the kiwitubers say they don't have any discord servers when its a fucking lie. They do its just super private so they can do their gay ops. Brendan and smokey probably have their servers privatized, swamp dwellers is open if you ask in his chat whenever he's live or is releasing a video live. I don't know about the rest though.

 

[Theongogablogian]

Gentlemen, I think it’s time to continue with…
The Humiliation of Rubber Shogun and His Fellow Faggots!


Gonna get straight to the point, yesterday I got a message on Xitter. I only recently learned who NateDawG is and what he’s done, but I’ll go over that later in this post. For now, here’s what I can only describe as the dirty secrets of Nick Nobody’s most “beloved” moderator: Rubber Shogun.

Yep, that’s the same Jade tied to Wendiegroomer.

We do. JadeisDead, a furry artist previously involved with the Lolcow TCG, was previously e-dating and broke up with an irl friend of Zippity's called Noah Mitchell, so she came into Londo's server to spill the tea back in May 2024

Let me be clear, the only useful thing NateDawG gave me were those screenshots. The rest? Schizo walls of text with zero receipts. I gave Goose and Cyan a chance because yeah, they were retards, but they actually backed up every claim, and a lot of their stories checked out, which earned them my respect. NateDawG? The more I dig, the grosser he looks. So I’m saving that shit show for a different post once im more knowledge about his situation. I only found out about him today and I’m still researching, if anyone credible wants to fill me in, be my guest.

And with that out of the way… let’s continue with Rubber’s friend

LowResSquach: The Picasso of MS Paint eye cancer, proud Kiwi/Smokey ass-kisser/cocksucker and probably nuts all over himself every time he draws his character killing a lolcow.

Not only is this LowRes clown buddy-buddy with Rubber

…but he also worships Kiwi and Smokey like gods, despite their recent horrible actions involving Cobes.

On top of that, he’s got this weird fetish for drawing himself killing lolcows.



That by itself normally wouldn’t be enough to make me care, but here’s the thing that actually got my attention, on his Twitter, he can be regularly seen interacting with Maple Leap, aka @BasedCanadaMan.


Here’s some info on BasedCanadaMan

Aha, I got the perfect entry for this.

@BasedCanadaMan or [@]Based Canada Man (I forget if his account has spaces or not) anyway, this gigantifaggot, started making YouTube content on lolcows, starting with the lowest barrier of entry, Cyraxx. He would eventually venture forth to others. While doing so, he streamed with some other loser named uh something ranger? idk, power ranger motif ig, anyway, dude was a weirdo, and it took Based Canada Man like a fucking week to no longer associate with him, and he did some cringy monologue.

Maple Leap is his own can of worms, but I still found this worth documenting.

 

[Hank J. Wimbleton]

That art is just awful... And seeing that shitty furry oc with the steel balls makes me feel like I'm going blind.....

The only people I can think of who do ms paint related content well is the guy who still creates BigLez, meanwhile Sasquatch here has what i can only describe as shitty deviant art quality from the 2010s

 

[Theongogablogian]

It seems that I made a minor mistake.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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I don't have much to say except why the fuck you putting your family drama on youtube and why did you even create the video

I’m pretty sure CrackedRack has incest shit going on.

Also NateDawg coming back was not on my bingo card.

 

[Medic]

Gonna get straight to the point, yesterday I got a message on Xitter. I only recently learned who NateDawG is and what he’s done, but I’ll go over that later in this post. For now, here’s what I can only describe as the dirty secrets of Nick Nobody’s most “beloved” moderator: Rubber Shogun.

So Nick makes videos about sexually deviant retarded people, yet he has people in his discord that are just as mentally deranged and degenerate. I'm not shocked but kind of surprised on how disgusting rubber is.

Let me be clear, the only useful thing NateDawG gave me were those screenshots. The rest? Schizo walls of text with zero receipts. I gave Goose and Cyan a chance because yeah, they were retards, but they actually backed up every claim, and a lot of their stories checked out, which earned them my respect. NateDawG? The more I dig, the grosser he looks. So I’m saving that shit show for a different post once im more knowledge about his situation. I only found out about him today and I’m still researching, if anyone credible wants to fill me in, be my guest.

Nate was a outed for hosting a discord server full of minors. He rp with one and some even said he sexted another according to the wranglers now autistic illuminati, but given how those people sweep for loli appreciators and have sex pest in their own communities, its hard to take their word too. There is no good person in this story in my opinion just a bunch of people rating each other for what this community really is a cesspool.

PreserveTube

If nate is talking to you, it's either because he believes he is coming back on youtube just like zippidy, or he just wants to release whatever evidence he has because he feels guilty about everything he did and then fuck off again off the internet. I am surprised he hasn't killed himself because that was the last thing he said before making his shitty response video and then Dfe'd everything.

 

[Wild Pack Of Jerkop's]

If nate is talking to you, it's either because he believes he is coming back on youtube just like zippidy, or he just wants to release whatever evidence he has because he feels guilty about everything he did and then fuck off again off the internet.

I think that hes priming a youtube comeback personally. I have no proof of what i'm about to say but back when the Natedawg situation was going on, someone with contact to one of Nates irl friends said that video production was one of the biggest parts of his life, and they couldn't see him staying away forever.

Nate is also lazy af and manipulative. He would pressure people into doing animations of his furry avatar. for him for free and borderline harassed the lolcow tcg guys for a card.

Nate is a sicko and a freak, and for all the rightful criticisms that people have on Smokey, Kiwi, and Nick, I believe that putting Nate down as he got caught rping with monors and such was the right move, if only they did that with the cow wrangla and zippity crew as well.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Brendan dropped a 4 hours video on Nova.

I'm not that much into Nova, but the narration seems to be all over the place, instead of following a clear structure (chronologically for example), he just jumps from one clip to another without rhyme or reason.

 

[Free Range Grass]

Brendan dropped a 4 hours video on Nova.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5xCsPw2IVLo
I'm not that much into Nova, but the narration seems to be all over the place, instead of following a clear structure (chronologically for example), he just jumps from one clip to another without rhyme or reason.

isn't this just a reupload of all of his Nova video's spliced together?

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

isn't this just a reupload of all of his Nova video's spliced together?

You're right, I was listening, and the cut at 34:18 makes it clear.

It makes sense; both he and Smokey have always liked recycling content. They show the same clips in 2H4S and in their individual videos. It could become a trend with the rest of the cows if the response to this 'supercut' is good enough, and it will very likely be.

 

[Devious Dave]

Saturated content just put out a new video about some Indian
It's literally just the most average Indian man in the west they all act like this.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Justin is one of the only lolcows I can say with near certainty is NOT a pedophile or a mother fucker, if he was he'd have mentioned it by now and even if he was the law is his greatest fear. Justin is a man who would fearlessly enter a tiger enclosure look for the sexiest female he can find and stick his face right under the 500lb killing machine to consume it's urine if only that wasn't considered trespassing.