💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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DragoonSierra said:
Cops dont have to enforce restraining orders though
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It’s not enforcing the restraining order in terms of the cops go and check that he is staying 500 feet from Lesley.
It’s because she has put in the form that Patrick owns guns and that she requests they be confiscated for her safety.

The question is if the Washington Court grants this and the Milwaukee authorities follow through, which law enforcement agency or other authority would be responsible for ensuring that he surrenders his weapons?
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
In a just world, the Office of the Lolcow Authority, which ensures the funniest outcome for the bystanders who follow these people.
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I think an international agreement should be reached granting Kiwifarms the highest powers of policing, justice and civil orders, in all countries when a lolcow is involved.

Like a horribly overpowered and specific Interpol.
 
In other Diaper News, Dark Dan returns with a dyed mustache, is soon thereafter suspended from Twitter.

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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Truly, this man is endless lol content. He may never have the meltdown to win lolcow of the year, but every day he provides.
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No, stalker child, my content is not endless, as evident by my publishing schedule. Entertainment derived from my writings are simply your criminal delusions. Enjoy boredom.
 
Too bad Fatty is, despite proclaiming to be one of the last pure car guys, mainly a modern car guy. I'd love to see Torque Wheeler try and do the Vice Grip Garage thing of buying junk sight unseen and fixing it up enough to drive home.
Just imagine Pat "Patrick" Dumblinson trying to hack some life back into a classic Mustang that's been sitting for a decade or two. And you know he'd put it online thinking he did well, and you know he'd be the DSP of junkyard Youtubers, and I'd sure love to see that.
But, alas, he's a modern "car guy". All he knows is how to smear products on his plastic trim parts.

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Derek of VGG is basically the anti-Pat. An actual car guy, intense work ethic (I mean, the guy publishes 1-3 hour long videos every goddamn week with practically no lapse in quality over many years), loving family man, and apparently an all around super nice guy. Actually funny, too, and despite pretending to be a bit of a hick, probably a lot smarter than Fatirck.
 
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National Guardsmen, your attention please. Your attempts to carry out the orders of the fraudulently elected and 32x convicted felon illegally posing as president is going to fail. You are valuable potential assets to the operation to hunt down my cyberstalkers, and I wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this country to those I have determined to be the correcT winners of the election, I will be forced to take action. You have eight minutes to make your decision
- Gul TooFat
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National Guardsmen, your attention please. Your attempts to carry out the orders of the fraudulently elected and 32x convicted felon illegally posing as president is going to fail. You are valuable workers, and we wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this country to those I have determined to be the correcT winners of the election, I will be forced to take action. You have eight minutes to make your decision
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Was Ade his Bajoran comfort woman?

I am certain he would have angered Sisko by being very unclear about where so many Bajoran children from the southern continent went missing.
Him and Morn would be fighting over the bar stool at Quarks.

Sisko, Worf, Constable Odo and Kira, Tracking down Gul’ DFat Pat after Jake goes missing would make an excellent two parter.
 
FinnSven said:
Was Ade his Bajoran comfort woman?

I am certain he would have angered Sisko by being very unclear about where so many Bajoran children from the southern continent went missing.
Him and Morn would be fighting over the bar stool at Quarks.

Sisko, Worf, Constable Odo and Kira, Tracking down Gul’ DFat Pat after Jake goes missing would make an excellent two parter.
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Instead of trying to convince Sisko to respect him as a friend and equal, Gul DuPig is actually just desperately trying to convince Sisko to fart in his wife for five seasons and him failing to do so is what eventually drives him fully insane, along with his daughter not being killed by his underlings during the Dominion war. Also Kira repeatedly mounts guerrilla warfare operations in order to steal his lawn chairs or to throw paint cans at his ship even well after the occupation ends
 
Meriasek said:
Fair enough, now Jake Raven (what a guy!) has to do a car blog/show and it'd be perfect.
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Jake unfortunately doesn't do car shows. But his brother Vance Raven (yuuuge piece!) is an actual professional mechanic and thinks only faggots ride Mustangs.
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We're still waiting for his fake blog, but I think Vance is too busy not abandoning his daughter to stay online 24/7. Schuks, man..
 
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Jake unfortunately doesn't do car shows. But his brother Vance Raven (yuuuge piece!) is an actual professional mechanic and thinks only faggots ride Mustangs.
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We're still waiting for his fake blog, but I think Vance is too busy not abandoning his daughter to stay online 24/7. Schuks, man..
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I always wondered, it seems like the Raven side of the family is clearly superior, but how do Fatirck Tomlinson and Jake Raven (WAG!) look so similar? I would have thought their particular facial structure would be a Tomlinson special (one that unfortunately also got passed to Pat's genetic daughter), but apparently it's a Raven thing? So why is Pat a massive fuck-up while the Raven boys are blessed with success, charm, and offspring that are legally allowed to know about them?
 
Meriasek said:
I always wondered, it seems like the Raven side of the family is clearly superior, but how do Fatirck Tomlinson and Jake Raven (WAG!) look so similar? I would have thought their particular facial structure would be a Tomlinson special (one that unfortunately also got passed to Pat's genetic daughter), but apparently it's a Raven thing? So why is Pat a massive fuck-up while the Raven boys are blessed with success, charm, and offspring that are legally allowed to know about them?
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You're seeing the effects of the gay rodeo clown genes.
 
Ranine Avatar said:
You're seeing the effects of the gay rodeo clown genes.
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Instead of the whole bit from his Torque blog about being "conceived on the bench seat of a ’32 Ford Deuce Coupe rat-rod at a drive-in showing of American Graffiti." a more accurate telling would be:

"I was conceived in the bathroom of a local fairground when my mama walked in from hearing screams of what she thought was agony, as my gay rodeo clown father was getting sucked off (instead of doing the sucking for once) and his less experienced partner for the evening spat the load right into her snatch."
 
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