It's impossible to discuss anything on KF these days.

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skykiii

skykiii

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Stop making bad threads.
"I wanna talk about media."
"Cool. You wanna bitch about how everything is woke?"
"No, actually, I'm kinda bored of that and wish we could talk about something else."
"Too bad! 'Woke Bad' is the only discussion allowed here!"

"Hey, I wanna talk about something philosophical."
"Is it about Eugenics?"
"No."
"Sorry, all Deep Thoughts threads must somehow be about how White Man has superior genes no matter what the original topic was."

Added in on September 14th, 2025:

Here's another Kiwi-ism that's been bothering me, "anything fun is bad for you."

It goes like this:

KIWI: "Don't watch TV, it'll make you troon out."
NORMAL GUY: "Okay, I guess western media is pretty woke now. Anime should be fine..."
KIWI: "No! Anime will make you troon out too!"
NORMAL GUY: "... What about video games?"
KIWI: "Those will also make you troon out!"
NORMAL GUY: "Guess I'll read the Silmarillion finally..."
KIWI: "No! Fantasy literature will also make you troon out!"
NORMAL GUY: "So... is there anything at all that won't make someone troon out?"
KIWI: "Ummmm...."
NORMAL GUY: "Why do you think these things will cause trooning anyway?"
KIWI: "Because a lot of the lolcows we cover were into these things!"
NORMAL GUY: "You do realize, don't you, that statistically millions of people have experienced these media without becoming trans or turning into some sort of sexual deviant, right? You're basically arguing that the exception is the rule."
KIWI: "Whatever, you shouldn't risk it!"
NORMAL GUY: "Okay, well by that logic, all these people ate food, too. I guess eating food makes you troon out too!"
KIWI: [Eyes widen in panic and they go to induce themselves to vomit, and then fast until they die of starvation]

I note in the above you could replace "trooning" with "becoming a degenerate" because a lot of Kiwis are absolutely obsessed with everything being some sort of fetish bait, as well. Methinks some people need a reality check.
 
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You should be spending time with the luminaries of Q&A, they'll be happy to discuss anything you like.
 
Cute avatar. It's possible to have discussions, as long as the person you're having a discussion with isn't aggressively unpleasant and needlessly combative.
 
Laburnum said:
You should be spending time with the luminaries of Q&A, they'll be happy to discuss anything you like.
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Sometimes we even give well thought out and serious answers.

Anyway, I just assume that most new users are only here for some kind of political or moral hugbox. They assume KF is a monolith. Some of us are just here to document and laugh at retards on the Internet. New users often fill that role for me, these days. If they're coming here, I don't need to leave to find fresh idiots to laugh at. The black and white view of the world intrigues me, immensely.
 
>going to a website about lolcows
>not caring about lolcows and discussing off-topic topics
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DoomsdayElite said:
Cute avatar.
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Honestly been meaning to change it. I only have it because some years back Null said everyone needed a Halloween-themed avatar and since I tend to be silly, I wanted a silly one that fit the theme. But now its kinda gotten boring.

I was thinking of drawing one myself but... eh, I just don't feel motivated.

Tanuki Mixed Nuts said:
Don't forget how literally every chance jews can be mentioned they will be brought up and derail the thread for multiple pages
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Yeah there's that too.

Might be a controversial statement around here but I actually don't think Jews run the world.

Barry Williams said:
OP is a woke fag0t who voted for Hillary and Kamabla :smug:
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I didn't vote for either of them.

But you know what's sad? Lately experiences on KF have gotten me to go rewatch classic Breadtube videos (like Shaun's responses to Black Pigeon Speaks). I'm not sure if I legitimately agree with them or if its just a breath of fresh air to hear a different perspective.

Turkey Beef said:
>going to a website about lolcows
>not caring about lolcows and discussing off-topic topics
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I wouldn't be the only person here who is only vaguely interested in the cows and--for a long time--liked being here because you could hear genuinely unique POVs. Like in media, outside of Kiwi Farms nobody criticizes Omori, Undertale, Avatar the Last Airbender, etc.

Problem with the Cow half of the forum is most of them are people I have no idea who they are. I'm active in the TGWTG threads because I know who they are and some of them I do sort of care about. Why the hell do I care about Terry Davis or Chris-chan?

I will confess this seems to be a problem with a lot of internet hangouts: you like some parts, but then there's another part that you wish would go away but that part keeps festering. I imagine this is the reason "wokeness" is such a huge sticking point because in a lot of communities that was the cancer that killed it, but the opposite of a bad thing is not necessarily a good thing.
 
When the site was newer you used to get bounced from threads pretty easily for being retarded/off-topic. Then again it used to be so close knit that you kind of knew everyone, even tangentially, if you were semi-active.
 
skykiii said:
"I wanna talk about media."
"Cool. You wanna bitch about how everything is woke?"
"No, actually, I'm kinda bored of that and wish we could talk about something else."
"Too bad! 'Woke Bad' is the only discussion allowed here!"
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Politsperging rapefugees came and replaced our high culture with their inferior culture.
I'm being ironic... somewhat.
 
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