Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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OrSoHelpMe said:
Date Everything, however… didn’t she claim to be an objectophile at one point?

I could also see her installing Wicked Whims for Sims4.
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I think you’re right but it’s hard to say because she will ride for any hybristophilia*. So maybe?

*I have no idea if I spelled that right but also don’t care
 
OrSoHelpMe said:
Date Everything, however… didn’t she claim to be an objectophile at one point?

I could also see her installing Wicked Whims for Sims4.
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You and I both know she'd never figure out mods. Or she'd completely decimate her computer with questionable CC from even more questionable sources. There's also been a recent update thats completely fucked a lot of people's script mods up. I can see her throwing a tard fit because of it.

I'm bored and in desperate need of something to fill my time. I'll start working on Staph tonight, for teh lulz. Fuck it, I'll even design her gooner ghost fucker mansion maybe.
 
Sailor Swift said:
I'm bored and in desperate need of something to fill my time. I'll start working on Staph tonight, for teh lulz. Fuck it, I'll even design her gooner ghost fucker mansion maybe.
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Someone with even more time on their hands could just make Womb Wizard: The VN.

Try to get the harem ending despite most of the ghosts being gay and disgusted with you, while keeping your Online Cred meter at least above zero and your IRL neighbors from bullying you out of your money.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Someone with even more time on their hands could just make Womb Wizard: The VN.

Try to get the harem ending despite most of the ghosts being gay and disgusted with you, while keeping your Online Cred meter at least above zero and your IRL neighbors from bullying you out of your money.
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WW doesnt stand for wicked whims. It stands for womb wizard.
 
Aunt Carol said:
There's a "magick" skill but increasing it doesn't affect how effective you are at zapping politicians with juju, it just makes it less likely you'll set your couch on fire.
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See? If she had hustled to buy woowoo wares from that carpman wand-merchant, she would be able to simply command the flames to stop.
 
Sailor Swift said:
I'm bored and in desperate need of something to fill my time. I'll start working on Staph tonight, for teh lulz. Fuck it, I'll even design her gooner ghost fucker mansion maybe.
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Please do and give us updates and screenshots. We need some entertainment during this truly boring Staph time period. (Although I think she is revving up by slapfighting with atheists).
 
Pee Your Pants said:
Please do and give us updates and screenshots. We need some entertainment during this truly boring Staph time period. (Although I think she is revving up by slapfighting with atheists).
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The things I do for you people... image-17.webp
 
Cats are back
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Bitch ain't that meant to be you?
Let them be.
Feed them outside so they can chill in their clowder, independent away from stinkdens like yours. Maybe make the effort to rally a few people with cat boxes and a van, to get them along to a charity spay and neuter place, and then let them back out.
Stop trying to enforce your bullshit on these cats that you *clearly*can't be bothered to do anything for yourself. Stop trying to speak to their manager if you can't be fucking chewed to scatter a bit of kibble and some water dishes about, maybe make a little den. Lazy fuck.

I mean, I get shes a lazy fuck. But this is supposed to be her ENTIRE AND ONLY FUCKING THING.
They are RIGHT OUTSIDE her door.
She has no job, and nothing taking up space on thr calendar otherwise.
God I hope her own cat prisoner finally escapes one day.
 
You'd think she'd recognize that as a blessing from Loki or Baba Yaga or whoever. Or take a sacred oath to help the cats, even if its just by calling the local TNR charity.

But no. "Someone get rid of them!!"

Are they meowing too much at night, grandma?
 
brooky said:
You'd think she'd recognize that as a blessing from Loki or Baba Yaga or whoever. Or take a sacred oath to help the cats, even if its just by calling the local TNR charity.
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She just talked about a black cat clearly being a Sign from the Slavic don't-get-lost-in-the-woods boogy grandma (who is now a goddess and also her friend). And she's ghost-Tumblr-Picrew married to a god of chaos and disorder.

I don't hate the game, but the player is really bad at it.

There's a cat-feeding house around here and free-range cats spill over into the area, as they do. A big scarred-up black tom comes up to me for pets now, and it only took a year of setting down food, yammering human noises, and not making prolonged eye contact with him. He doesn't come inside because he doesn't want to and my actual cat said he can't, but he's adopted my porch and keeps the (housed) (asshole)(specific, there are two of them)(pee-marking) neighbor cats away at night.

And I have, like, a job and stuff. If I were funemployed I could be so into the local cat social dynamics.
 
Aunt Carol said:
She just talked about a black cat clearly being a Sign from the Slavic don't-get-lost-in-the-woods boogy grandma (who is now a goddess and also her friend). And she's ghost-Tumblr-Picrew married to a god of chaos and disorder.

I don't hate the game, but the player is really bad at it.

There's a cat-feeding house around here and free-range cats spill over into the area, as they do. A big scarred-up black tom comes up to me for pets now, and it only took a year of setting down food, yammering human noises, and not making prolonged eye contact with him. He doesn't come inside because he doesn't want to and my actual cat said he can't, but he's adopted my porch and keeps the (housed) (asshole)(specific, there are two of them)(pee-marking) neighbor cats away at night.

And I have, like, a job and stuff. If I were funemployed I could be so into the local cat social dynamics.
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I love you Auntie but based on your pfp/username I think you are maybe NOT someone who should be allowed to indulge the local kitties.
 
BoobWhiskers said:
I love you Auntie but based on your pfp/username I think you are maybe NOT someone who should be allowed to indulge the local kitties.
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Hey man the ghost of Aileen Wuornos said I'm allowed to leave food out for the neighbor cats. She and her wife, the ghost of Valerie Solanas, were saying something I didn't catch about mass neutering, but I think they're cool with me just cutting a check to the local TNR gals.
 
For being so woke, it's sure limiting when you can't give feminine sims facial hair without mods. Anyway.
Is it completely accurate? No. But hopefully I managed to capture the essence of the subject...
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I'll tweak her further as I go. Her jawline is way too defined, and she still looks too...approachable.
 
Sailor Swift said:
For being so woke, it's sure limiting when you can't give feminine sims facial hair without mods. Anyway.
Is it completely accurate? No. But hopefully I managed to capture the essence of the subject...
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I'll tweak her further as I go. Her jawline is way too defined, and she still looks too...approachable.
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Just like everybody's fanart of her, the Sim is always going to be cute, more energetic, and more human than the real thing.
 
brooky said:
Just like everybody's fanart of her, the Sim is always going to be cute, more energetic, and more human than the real thing.
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Yeah if the only seat on a bus is next to irl Staph, I’ll stand. I’ll sit with sim Staph. She’s cute.
 
The matching cardigan and fedora are almost fashionable. T-shirt should have a grandmacore graphic. Dirty pants and sandals are A+ though. SimStaph looks like a quirky cat lady neighbor with funny stories, I'd hang out with her. In small doses.
 
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