Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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JaneThough said:
Ed Gein, Dean Corll or Rodney Alcala
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Aunt Carol said:
Gary Heidnik
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Alcala is likely the only one who could make the harem.

Remember that she also likes men with weirdly distinct facial features. Heidnik and Watts look like normal guys. Corll comes close in some photos, but he's also older than she prefers. Gein's not remotely attractive - she's never gone for that "trainyard hobo" look.

Alcala's got that big jaw that she gets wet for, and the brows and hair are Ramirez-reminiscent (although really just a product of the time period). He also raped children of both genders, which as we all know, makes Staph really horny. It's kind of weird that she's never discovered him, since there's been plenty of coverage of "omg this SERIAL KILLER was on a cringy 70s DATING SHOW!!!" on YouTube - I remember a friend showing the Dating Game clips to me back in high school before I even knew what "true crime" meant as a genre.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia said:
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Alcala is likely the only one who could make the harem.

Remember that she also likes men with weirdly distinct facial features. Heidnik and Watts look like normal guys. Corll comes close in some photos, but he's also older than she prefers. Gein's not remotely attractive - she's never gone for that "trainyard hobo" look.

Alcala's got that big jaw that she gets wet for, and the brows and hair are Ramirez-reminiscent (although really just a product of the time period). He also raped children of both genders, which as we all know, makes Staph really horny. It's kind of weird that she's never discovered him, since there's been plenty of coverage of "omg this SERIAL KILLER was on a cringy 70s DATING SHOW!!!" on YouTube - I remember a friend showing the Dating Game clips to me back in high school before I even knew what "true crime" meant as a genre.
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Anna Kendrick really fucked up the movie of him. If we’d gotten a more accurate Alcala he’d be in the harem. Where he should be, monster he was.
 
JaneThough said:
Anna Kendrick really fucked up the movie of him. If we’d gotten a more accurate Alcala he’d be in the harem. Where he should be, monster he was.
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I'd say the harem is hell for dudes like him but Michael and Heath are both part of it. Or were. I'm actually not as caught up on the ghost tea as I used to be. Did Heath and Michael move on or is Michael still with Dahmer?
 
Sailor Swift said:
I'd say the harem is hell for dudes like him but Michael and Heath are both part of it. Or were. I'm actually not as caught up on the ghost tea as I used to be. Did Heath and Michael move on or is Michael still with Dahmer?
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Heath's the only innocent one who doesn't deserve it. AFAIK, Michael is still the abusive "ex" but she's been more forgiving of him of late? He's still gone, but I don't think with Dahmer. Dahmer and Staph I believe are like, ghost married? And she's also married to Loki?

I cannot believe I typed that out unironically.
 
JaneThough said:
Heath's the only innocent one who doesn't deserve it. AFAIK, Michael is still the abusive "ex" but she's been more forgiving of him of late? He's still gone, but I don't think with Dahmer. Dahmer and Staph I believe are like, ghost married? And she's also married to Loki?

I cannot believe I typed that out unironically.
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Ghost Fucker is my favorite soap opera.
 
Sailor Swift said:
Ghost Fucker is my favorite soap opera.
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I agree! As I was typing that before, I was thinking "I kind of wish Staph would go all in on the ghost husbands" because that was the best time with her. She's fun when she's fucking around with ghosts and not children/vulnerable adults.
 
JaneThough said:
"I kind of wish Staph would go all in on the ghost husbands" because that was the best time with her. She's fun when she's fucking around with ghosts and not children/vulnerable adults.
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Given the rich fantasy life and the fixation on making Picrew avatars over and over again, someone get Gramma Stephanie a copy of The Sims already.
 
Staph is still butthurt by atheists.

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She really wants a fight.
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Straw manning in 2025.

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Another pooner poisoned by MLM slash fic.

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'Didn't like how much he ran.' Papa Frig sounds as snowflakey as Staph.
 
"I wish an adult had explained what transgender means when I was a kid" raised alarm bells for me. She admitted to a rando (via unrelated comment, Staph are you paying attention in the slightest?) that she wished she'd been groomed as a minor. Was her Michael Jackson era a way to act on her not-so-subconscious desire to be in the kids' place?
 
Sailor Swift said:
....i might be bored enough to make this in the sims.
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A Sim and her harem of true crime ghosts is something I'd 100% watch on YouTube.

Can't get the Sim to be as ugly as Staph though.

Seeking out m/m fanfic means you're not a girl? Huh?? Why WOULDN'T a heterosexual woman be turned on by men having sex with other men?? Straight men are turned on by lesbians all the time.

Please don't elaborate on that last statement anyone.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Given the rich fantasy life and the fixation on making Picrew avatars over and over again, someone get Gramma Stephanie a copy of The Sims already.
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Sims 4 is practically made for her. You can set your Sims' pronouns and put a man in a frilly dress or a bikini, there's pride flag items out the wazoo (without even needing to download CC - EA are keen drinkers of the gender koolaid), and as of last year you can make Sims in a "polycule" if you so desire. I feel like she'd get a kick out of the newest expansion too - it's based around fairies and adds a town based on Ireland. Remember the Celtic phase and the fanfic with pretty-boy fairy Jeff? And if she so desired - there are even mods to add murder to the game without having to trap your Sims in the pool or start a fire.

I reckon the only reason Yarbles doesn't play video games in general = her parents never bought her a console when she was a kid. Hence her story of playing Halo and getting her ass kicked that ONE time back when she had some semblance of a social life and assuming that's all video games are. But they'd at least be a much better outlet for her Viking/Norse/whatever new pantheon she's claiming a deep ancestral connection to this week, obsession than endless Bluesky and Tumblr posts about gooning to Loki. I've always found it odd how fandom-adjacent she is despite the closest thing she has to a fandom being serial killers and Loki (who she denies is the Marvel version but let's be real, that's where she got the idea from).

BoobWhiskers said:
The nice thing about being Schrodinger's Gender is that you can make so many different things about yourself. I used to know a chick (I think she's since pooned out, but at the time she was more explicitly a dumpy chick without much going on) who was conveniently always the correct demographic to advertise her art on various #xyzartist days. Female artists had a hash tag? She was there. ~nonbinary artist awareness~? Also turned up for that. Tranny artist day of visibility? Gee, she was that too suddenly!

Feels the same way with Stapphy, various random facets of her grab bag of identities always show up just in time to elbow her way into other people's conversations.
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The only identity direction Staph hasn't gone at this point is LARPing as non-white - she's been Irish and Nordic and Baltic/Slavic but hasn't claimed a Native American ancestor (the usual go-to for white Yanks with British colonial ancestry i.e. her bio mum's side). In fact I remember her finding some little charm thing and saying she'd only keep it if it was a European design and not a Native one. Unintentionally coming across as sort of racist despite acting like the wokest of the woke is a big part of her whole gimmick.
 
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Staph, my dumb bitch in shitposting, pretty sure Pagan religions back in the day sacrificed and even enslaved people for the purpose of sacrifice+ warred over whose imaginary friend was right too.
In laymen's terms: Separation of any church and any state,nigga!


That's one of the reasons other religions/people in general didn't like them and why "abolish all religions" applies in this case. No one is telling you you can't quietly worship ya fuckboi Lolki... They just don't think religion should be an organization/institution that can arbitrarily influence laws of the state and other policies like the shittier religions do.

-It's only fair that if one needs dismantling as an organization, the others do too just in case they fill the void with equally ridiculous religious laws. 🤡

I mean, I hate Sharia Law as much as I hate that the idea of being ground to hamburger under a Hindu monolith or being burned alive on a husband's funeral pyre is somehow a virtue.
Or that the Christian God doesn't make mistakes- yet he still makes severely broken people so that they burn in Hell for his own glory for all eternity, while the Islamic God similarly hates consensual gay sex and the sight of women's anything but is a-okay with grown men molesting little girls as their child brides.

Its dogmatic backward-ass shit like that people want gone; your stupid little larp is safe unfortunately.

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I'm amazed that she hasn't gotten into Stardew Valley or some other cozy farming sim. Hell, there are even weird dating sims out there, and I'm sure there's a Loki one.
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Like that Date Everything people were losing their minds over lol it's practically made for people like her.
 
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Spangled Drongo said:
The only identity direction Staph hasn't gone at this point is LARPing as non-white - she's been Irish and Nordic and Baltic/Slavic but hasn't claimed a Native American ancestor (the usual go-to for white Yanks with British colonial ancestry i.e. her bio mum's side). In fact I remember her finding some little charm thing and saying she'd only keep it if it was a European design and not a Native one. Unintentionally coming across as sort of racist despite acting like the wokest of the woke is a big part of her whole gimmick
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She’s been a Druid, a pagan, a witch and a Mick
Loki’s wife the Viking
She’s been a girl a boy a succubus bxy
And she knows one thing
Each time she finds herself
With a cop on the beat
She runs back to Blusky
To claim to the void that ACAB!

Oh, that’s Staph!

Rhyme scheme fell apart there but I think it works
 
Date Everything, however… didn’t she claim to be an objectophile at one point?

I could also see her installing Wicked Whims for Sims4.
 
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