I just wanna say purchasing online sometimes can be stupid...

[GodJesusHimself]

My Xbox controller broke a week or two ago and I ordered a new one. Cost me $65 for a new Xbox One controller and it was shipped yesterday evening, but... And of course it goes through Tennessee. I'm in New Hampshire, and I know for a fact Tennessee is miles away from New Jersey. Ridiculous.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

could you please post a selfie in sunglasses or show us the sky? we would like to get to know you a bit better.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Drop your address, bro. I'll pick one up at Walmart for you and drop it off at your door. Do you need any bibles or pizzas btw??

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Just grab a cheap Xbox controller off the shelf at Walmart. You might not think it, but they're surprisingly reliable. I spent $15 on one years ago and it's still trucking along to this day.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

People who buy furniture online are certifiably insane. Spend 1-2k on a sofa and you never know what kind of marshmallow fluff mess will be dumped on your doorstep on the only rainy day this century.

 

[Banquet Meal]

I spent $15 on one years ago and it's still trucking along to this day.

those cheap generic controllers from walmart are awesome..i cant imagine ordering a controller from god knows where, and being out of commission for a week...or if you cant live without the name brand, you can order on amazon, and it can be there the same day (not xbox one, but they had them for same day delivery)

 

[We Are The Witches]

I know for a fact Tennessee is miles away from New Jersey.

Wait really?

How did you know?!

 

[sasazuka]

Presumably, by "Tennessee", you mean "The FedEx hub in Memphis" which makes it a little easier to understand why it's routed that way.

 

[catpetter]

those cheap generic controllers from walmart are awesome..i cant imagine ordering a controller from god knows where, and being out of commission for a week...or if you cant live without the name brand, you can order on amazon, and it can be there the same day (not xbox one, but they had them for same day delivery)
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Xbox Series X/S controllers should pair with the Xbox One. But yeah usually generic controllers are actually pretty good these days

 

[Fucker Carlson]

I'm in New Hampshire, and I know for a fact Tennessee is miles away from New Jersey.

Go ahead and drop your SSN as well LOL

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Buy new controller, peel the sticker from the new one and put it on the broken one, take it back to the store and say it doesn't work, get two controllers for the price of one

 

[Banquet Meal]

And of course it goes through Tennessee. I'm in New Hampshire, and I know for a fact Tennessee is miles away from New Jersey.

i feel like im having a stroke...i dont get this, why wouldnt tennessee be miles from new jersey, and why does it matter?

 

[roadkill7447]

Completely Right

i feel like im having a stroke...i dont get this, why wouldnt tennessee be miles from new jersey, and why does it matter?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

They actually do this on purpose to draw sigils around your destination with the shipping routes to ensure the ritual is a success. It's called geomancy.

 

[Ozul]

I work for Online Shopping, message me your order # and credit card details and I can get it refunded, and you can even keep the controller once it arrives.

 

[ArticleWriter]

Every time I ordered a gaming mouse, it had double click issues right from the start. And no, it wasn't Logitech. I tried several brands and they all fucked me over. I HATE sending stuff back.