🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
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HOLY SHIT.

This is Tess without the benefit of 25 filters. She's hanging on to the edge of that chair because she can't even fit her whole rhino ass in it. Meanwhile, her normal sized co-host is in danger of being swallowed into the cushions of her own chair.

Tess isn't wearing pants because she's now at the stage that nothing less than several tarps riveted together is going to cover those tree stumps. Even that pajama top that is SUPPOSED to be baggy is straining at the seams on those floatation devices she calls arms.

Isn't her book out now? I am dying to see what the opinion of them is from people that aren't bots or bribed to kiss her Titanic-sized ass.
 
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
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Give me the delusional confidence of Tess Holliday for a day and I might just become emperor.
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That Croydon Facelift ponytail really brings out her chins.

And hooo lordt, she actually got so fat that she can't bend her knees. Like, at all. I wonder if her skin splits if she tries? Or is she just so fat that she's bracing herself back into that giant chair for dear life, so she can't fall out?
 
multiverse said:
That Croydon Facelift ponytail really brings out her chins.

And hooo lordt, she actually got so fat that she can't bend her knees. Like, at all. I wonder if her skin splits if she tries? Or is she just so fat that she's bracing herself back into that giant chair for dear life, so she can't fall out?
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It also looks like the only way she can hold her arms is on the armrests of that chair. Even when she tries to gesticulate it's only from the wrist down because I suppose she has very limited range of motion + heavy af. (I only watched about half of that video but that was the main thing I was able to concentrate on. )
Sometimes I think how awful it would be if there was literally only one position you could sit in because you got so freaking fat. People who are this fat must get extremely stiff just from sitting for short amounts of time because they cannot shuffle and change position every now and then. (I mean besides all the other pain she is probably in. )
I would honest to god go crazy if I could not even bend my legs.
 
Chapalapachapa said:
LOSE SOME WEIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING FAT
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She won’t ever do it unless she can come to terms with the residual sagging and looking like a deflated balloon and the inevitable skin removal surgeries that will come
after. Losing weight now will age her a good 15-20 years. Look at Tammy Slaton. She’s 39. Looks like she is going on 69. BigRed is 40 and she has what I call a Face(Face) now. It’s when they get so fat that their actual eyes, nose, and mouth look like they’re being pushed to the center of their face like cortisol moon face but worse. The skin removal will destroy her tattoos as well. She would need skin removal, a face lift, and a proficient tattoo artist to make sense of what’s left of her tattoos.

I just don’t see this literal land whale ever putting in the effort unless she got some sort of TLC deal, because she’s not sentient enough to do it for the right reasons. Like,
you know, to be a proper mother to Bowie or for her own health. She would spend the whole series sneaking food and failing anyway. So, she is trapped in that giant fat suit by her own narcissism, sloth and gluttony; three things she will never overcome.

Makes me claustrophobic just thinking about it. Can you imagine? Things that we do in our daily lives that we don’t even think about are a chore for her. You know, like lifting her arms to wash her hair or lift her leg to walk up a small step. A front porch gives her anxiety. No doubt. She can’t even sit in a chair comfortably and her fat girl clothes are hideous. Just hideous. It’s a sad life really, because she’s damned either way now, but BigRed is a fuckin’ asshole so Ima keep laughing.
 
DominoPetachi said:
Makes me claustrophobic just thinking about it. Can you imagine? Things that we do in our daily lives that we don’t even think about are a chore for her
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Every time I try to imagine how Tess even gets dressed my mind goes to how sometimes in the winter (living in a climate that can be cold af) you get dressed in several sweaters and then you try to get off a jacket that is form fitting and you suddenly feel like the Michelin man and get claustrophobic for two seconds because the garments restrict your shoulders. I'm imagining that's the feeling Tess has even trying to get on something that is loose fitting.
Like how can she even move her shoulders enough to get things on, it's baffling.
 
She doesn't even look human any more, more like a medical curiosity or aborted experiment. Absolutely fucking vile. What a slovenly, negligent cunt to let herself get that bad, especially as a parent.
 
Damn those legs are really huge. They are thicker than a whole normal sized woman.

Surely, she can't have that many years left, you very seldom see people this fat past 45 and our gooorl is now 40.
 
I doubt Tess will get on any major TV/cable shows for interviews during her book tour. But let's hope so, because the people who only remember her from her peak of fame will be absolutely shocked at the size of her now. The comment sections will be great.

She's 100+ lbs heavier than her 2018 Cosmo cover. That was an internet-only cover and the last time many normies saw her. Her People magazine print cover was back in 2015 and she's probably 200 lbs heavier now.
DominoPetachi said:
what I call a Face(Face) now. It’s when they get so fat that their actual eyes, nose, and mouth look like they’re being pushed to the center of their face
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ALR had the most extreme version of that look when she was at her heaviest. She looked like a bad photoshop. Tess is definitely getting there.
NoReturn said:
Nothing on Amazon, and still at 5 reviews on Goodreads.
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Her book has been out for several days, and it's dropped from #1 to #3 in "Teen and Young Adult Internet Books". That category is usually books that never have a print run. Many are AI slop from unknown authors. The top two are meme and Minecraft books that don't even list authors on the cover.
 
Metatron said:
Damn those legs are really huge. They are thicker than a whole normal sized woman.

Surely, she can't have that many years left, you very seldom see people this fat past 45 and our gooorl is now 40.
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When you are so fat that it's impossible to bend your knees anymore or differentiate between the front and back of them, then you might just be TOO GODDMAN FAT.

Her blood must have the same viscosity as half-set Jello and probably just as sugar-laden.
 
NoReturn said:
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Nothing on Amazon, and still at 5 reviews on Goodreads.
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That's bad. Her publisher would have sent out advance copies to reviewers (which includes top Amazon and Goodreads reviewers and other book influencers), so there should have been at least a few reviews pre-release, with more coming shortly after.

That there are no reviews at all almost three days post-publication tells me that the recipients of review copies either couldn't be bothered to review it (they aren't obligated to review everything they get), or it's a dog, but not such an offensive one that anybody feels the need or desire to jump right in with a scathing, do not buy, one-star review—they just got bored and didn't finish it.

The entire fat positivity trend is on the wane, and has been for years, even before GLP-1 use became widespread, because the truth is that being fat sucks, and no amount of claiming otherwise changes that. Look at how few young, new fatgirl cows there are, compared to the past; 7-10 years ago there were vast herds of them; now there's hardly anybody. So Tess's latest book is coming out too late; it was already too late over a year ago when it got greenlighted, but publishing is full of woketards living in an ultra-progressive bubble, and preaching from it, so even if they got the memo that fat acceptance has fallen from favor, they've left it unread.
 
but I can’t get over that she’s not wearing pants? Did she walk on stage like that? Is she just wearing underwear under the pajama shirt? Cause I think I see like black underwear a little bit. WTH is going on? What is she thinking?
 
She keeps getting worse. No wake up calls for Tess, not even a minor, light one that tells her to maybe just eat most of a cake in one sitting instead of the entire thing.

What do we think; if she ends up bed bound and covered by a tarp, will she just suddenly disappear from the Internet or will she continue to post things and just always be conspicuously in bed and filmed from the neck up?
 
The Queen of Autists said:
but I can’t get over that she’s not wearing pants? Did she walk on stage like that? Is she just wearing underwear under the pajama shirt? Cause I think I see like black underwear a little bit. WTH is going on? What is she thinking?
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My best guess is that she THINKS she's doing the [very silly] microshorts trend that was trendy last year, but in lieu of an actual garment that's meant to be microshorts she's probably just wearing a swimsuit bottom or something??

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Scientifically Inaccurate said:
What do we think; if she ends up bed bound and covered by a tarp, will she just suddenly disappear from the Internet or will she continue to post things and just always be conspicuously in bed and filmed from the neck up?
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The latter. Never underestimate the lengths a LOLcow will go to control how they are seen.

For example, troons like "Violet Cassandra Ocean (or Hargreave) aka Jake Alley and Brianna Wu aka John Flynt both have been LARPing as attractive women with elite game dev skills since the halcyon days of Gamergate. This despite numerous evidence showing that Jake in NOT a "hot busty red head" but a obese bearded gnome with odd nostrils, while John keeps trying to position himself as a top tier motorcycle racer and vintage car mechanic, yet has never shown EXHIBITING these skills. Even a decade later, and both having extensive threads on here proving everything they claim is a lie, they continue to prop up those lies.

Narcs like Tess would rather shove rabid weasels up her uterus than admit that she's a never-was, a shit mother, a fake queer, and a fat useless whore who farts on cakes to make a living. She could be 1000 lbs and covered in bed sores, and she'd still be doing her videos, just with her face zoomed in and running 56 FaceTune filters (one for each chin), along with green screen effects to fool the last of her moronic fans into thinking she's attending Fashion Week when she can't even exit her front door, much less fly to Europe.
 
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