🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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A statement from Seizure on his Patreon.

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@SeizureRobot5000 didn’t you and BPF record at least one more Snake Bones episode before Cobes’ death? Can’t wait for your future content regardless. And even though Chris’ milk has long dried up, I know you’d put an excellent spin on him.
 
Janny Jewsh said:
what is Cobes's unironically best album?

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Cobe's Comedy Album is genuine art. The mind of a man making terrible parody songs about trolls. Out of context it makes no sense and isn't funny. I tried listening to it again and it made me sad. I need more time to mourn, toobz.
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
"spongebob beein an ass hole" is one of the more interesting and most random videos he made during the trailer saga in my opinion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NI3dTQXmQeYHis actual spongebob impressions weren't too shabby either
https://youtube.com/watch?v=luPtqtEAwqg
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His Spongebob impression is shockingly good.
Dokkaebi Is Calling said:
Same, I would kill for a “chillin” stream rn
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TMDWU (:_(
 
Too many tourists and TROLES are shitting up our thread, we need more art and tributes. Getting this trainwreck back on track, that's what's up.
 

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Pascal's Wagie said:
For any Cool Cobras that need a new neuro-atypical Internet Guy to listen to rant about whatever he wants to rant about, I would recommend a guy I've shilled in the past: TheZombieJ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXyoh5djs9Mhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=iJMsJj2GQsIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2CUN8jkceFQ
I started watching him when Cobra started to wind down a bit after I stumbled upon him. He scratches the itch.
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Is there a thread on this guy
 
ASeabear8952 said:
A statement from Seizure on his Patreon.
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Ulillillia is a really fascinating guy (he has a Patreon, too) and is similar to Cobes in that only a sicko would root against or antagonize him. He even has a notable food hack: de-greasing cheese pizzas. And as SeizureRobot mentions, his website is an absolute gem to go through. In particular, his dream journal is so interesting to read through. He's certainly not as prolifically online and engaging as our King, but he's probably a decent candidate to cover next because he is one of the rare, wholesome internet characters out there and also from a previous era/style of the internet.

I still miss Cobes, though. (:_(
 
Late to the party and all, fuck this sucks...

I always had this small, if naive, hope that Cobra would have a health scare somewhere along the line where he is forced to sober up during a hospital stay or something similar and starting to piece his life back together. I remember being introduced to him on 4chan sometime back in 2012-2013 and have been checking in on his channel(s) at least a few times a year since then. I am really gonna miss his antics because despite everything he was extremely genuine and for the most part had his heart in the right place.

Rest in peace Josh, you touched more people than you can ever imagine and will be sorely missed you rock 'n' roll legend.

 
Lilacs On Fire said:
I have more. I've also found someone I think is his brother who has charges for owning CP but that's just a guess how they're connected

oh wow it got worse. What a crazy couple of brothers you are, huh Chad? Tyler really getting into trouble following a married couple home to break into their 16 year old daughters house to steal their phone.

sicko shit
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Seelig’s criminal history includes five juvenile adjudications, six prior misdemeanor convictions, and one felony conviction. Seelig’s criminal history includes convictions of battery, resisting law enforcement, and public intoxication. His probation has been revoked eight times as an adult and at the time of this crime he had five days left on his most recent term of probation. Also at the time of his crime, he was out on bond for another crime.

family of losers
 
neger psykolog said:
I used to drink a lot and I would never touch absinthe or everclear no matter what.
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It's okay to spike a large amount of something that's already highly flavored. Like the kind of jungle juice shit you used to see at frat parties, with huge amounts of fruit and fruit juice and other fruity liqueurs. Some time in my 20s a bunch of serious wastoid hipsters threw a 24/7 party that lasted for a couple months and they'd have a bathtub full of that shit. It was surprisingly delicious and I'm surprised nobody got alcohol poisoning because you'd down a single glass of the stuff and then realize you were reeling.

As for absinthe, it's an acquired taste and I actually like the stuff, but it's one of those "I'm too old for this shit" things at this point. But I thought Malort was okay too so take that with a grain of salt (or if it's absinthe with a bit of sugar). The absinthe ritual is also kind of fun.
Pocket Dragoon said:
Shaggs actually did during the RIP part of his stream, when chat started blowing up with memoriams, circa 1:20:00-1:23:00ish iirc. Seeing all the love from Cobro Juggalos unfrosted my hard little heart for a minute.
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I apologize for ever calling redditors the Juggalos of the Internet. Juggalos at least have some class.
neger psykolog said:
I unironically think if cobra went to the gathering of the juggalos he would've had a good time, been respectful (unlike worldoftshirts) and they would've accepted him
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Too bad he didn't go there instead of Josh Block. And too bad Josh Block isn't rotting in Hell right now.
John Andrews Stan said:
Chad Seelig
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How is it that every single time you look up the deets on a Cobes A-Log they're an abjectly awful piece of shit shat directly out of the ass of Satan? Fuck Discord sickos.
 
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harmacist said:
Seelig’s criminal history includes five juvenile adjudications, six prior misdemeanor convictions, and one felony conviction. Seelig’s criminal history includes convictions of battery, resisting law enforcement, and public intoxication. His probation has been revoked eight times as an adult and at the time of this crime he had five days left on his most recent term of probation. Also at the time of his crime, he was out on bond for another crime.

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Distinguishing Marks:
Tattoo On Chest (Time Heals All Wounds)

lmao for real?
 
oh my fucking god i hate youtube
i hate youtube even more than i hate cobra dying

youtube is full of low effort react channels where people get play buttons just for laughing at family guy clips compiled by a pajeet yet cobes never got one? fucking stupid
 
ASeabear8952 said:
A statement from Seizure on his Patreon.

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@SeizureRobot5000 didn’t you and BPF record at least one more Snake Bones episode before Cobes’ death? Can’t wait for your future content regardless. And even though Chris’ milk has long dried up, I know you’d put an excellent spin on him.
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I wouldn't mind if Seizure did more content on DSP, his takes are always interesting and insightful. His DSP animation was pretty great too.
 
Drunken Slur said:
1.5 hours away...... sure would be a shame if someone had some free time to find out why Chad Aaron Seelig likes diddling kids.
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my favorite thing about smug pieces of shit is that they are always quiet when they get phonebooked or they lie and say it's a faildox

Chad, you're so quick to call people retards and niggers if they don't align with your faggot beliefs, but as soon as I expose you as a repeat sex offender, you're real quiet to me. Don't be so afraid to delete everything when I have already archived it. I want you to make an account and post here so I can tell you directly to your face how much I hate you.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
A statement from Seizure on his Patreon.

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@SeizureRobot5000 didn’t you and BPF record at least one more Snake Bones episode before Cobes’ death? Can’t wait for your future content regardless. And even though Chris’ milk has long dried up, I know you’d put an excellent spin on him.
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i still remember the first time i ever saw seizures content. i was piss drunk binge watching cobra and the drinks live came on. i remember waking up the next morning thinking it was the funniest fever dream id ever had, and was incredibly delighted when i checked my watch history and found out it was real. no matter what seizure moves to hes got a forever fan, what a talented guy. my voicemail got played on one of the call ins and it was surreal ngl
 
Featured on Aug 30, 2025 by 0 0: Josh Saunders's celebration of life will take place on the 21st of September. His family encourages people donate to the Casper Humane Society.
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