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I sing this to my cats occasionally. I share with you the "Kitty Cat Dance" video.

(am mobilefag, pls no booly)

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The Kitty Cat Dance

Hi, I'm Steve Ibsen! I created The Kitty Cat Dance back in 2004I'm auctioning The Kitty Cat Dance on http://foundation.app/steveibsen !Official Merchandise ...
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Shocked and Horrified said:
I sing this to my cats occasionally. I share with you the "Kitty Cat Dance" video.

(am mobilefag, pls no booly)

youtu.be

The Kitty Cat Dance

Hi, I'm Steve Ibsen! I created The Kitty Cat Dance back in 2004I'm auctioning The Kitty Cat Dance on http://foundation.app/steveibsen !Official Merchandise ...
youtu.be youtu.be
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My mom sings this to her cat all the time. She prefers this version however.
 
It's time for a change!

WORK.webp
 
Our kitties work hard all day, every day. Those pillows aren't going to hold themselves down, the birds aren't going to eck-eck-eck each other. It's a wonder the cats have the energy to move from the pink fluffy hammock to the white fluffy hammock. You monster... 😢
 
Hello everyone, I come back to return with news about the cat I maybe saw yesterday. I saw it again up close at the same place I saw it yesterday and it was a groundhog. Not emaciated just regular size the other groundhogs I’ve seen have all been lardasses. I am distraught by this discovery. I wanted so bad for it to be a cat. :(
 
Cholesterol Gremlin said:
Hello everyone, I come back to return with news about the cat I maybe saw yesterday. I saw it again up close at the same place I saw it yesterday and it was a groundhog. Not emaciated just regular size the other groundhogs I’ve seen have all been lardasses. I am distraught by this discovery. I wanted so bad for it to be a cat. :(
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I have witnessed weird cats at night on more than one occasion, only for them to turn out to be opossums. One apparently was eating the cat food I left out for the strays. I didn't actually mind, but it hauled ass and I haven't seen it since.

Anyway, any animal can be a cat if you're blind or schizophrenic enough!
 
Shocked and Horrified said:
I sing this to my cats occasionally. I share with you the "Kitty Cat Dance" video.

(am mobilefag, pls no booly)
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I have always had theme songs for my cats that I'd sing at them and this is so gay and retarded that I won't go into more details. They also looked at me like I was a complete retard any time I sang them at them.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
This is generally how most housecats think of themselves, they are just miniature lions. The basic feline structure is nearly identical across the felids, it's just scaled up or down with maybe a tweak or two. So, a housecat as a small lion isn't too far off base.
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They just wonder why there are these giant, stupid animals in their house that feed them and clean up their scat. They're happy that you do that and they'll reward you with purrs, but they have no respect for you at all.
 
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