🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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The Great Citracett said:
Russ is going to disguise himself as the ring bearer and deliver his lawsuit right to the altar.

He's been playing the long game.
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Russ is probably one of those people on TikTok liking all the dumb conspiracy videos claiming Travis & Taylor are in a fake relationship & are fake engaged (idk, for some weird Hollywood Illuminati reason).
 
The Dude said:
Russ is too uncultured and basic-bitch to even know what the Graduate even is. You'd probably hit closer to the mark if you had posted a clip of when the Simpsons parodied it with Grampa Simpson and Marge's mom. Russhole at least knows what the Simpsons are.
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What's more if he ever saw the movie he'd be upset because there was no Mrs. Robinson in his life that tried to seduce him.

But, on the other hand, he'd finally realize where this scene came from:


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The Dude said:
But if he didn't find someone in this life that he absolutely would find someone in the Afterlife if he kept true to his faith and remained a good and faithful servant to God, and trusted in God's plan for him whatever it may be.
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Did the Mormon Priest or whatever they have, politely tell Russhole to go 41% himself? "Now I'm not saying you should do this... but there are definately harems of 9 and 10's just waiting for you in the afterlife. So long as you stop pissing everybody off down here. By the way have you noticed how Bob trhe Janitor keeps leaving the cabinet with all the drain cleaner unlocked. My words it would be tragic if some poor young soul got in there and drank that stuff."
 
The Dude said:
He wasn't even told definitively that it wasn't in God's plan. He was told it MIGHT not be in God's plan for Russ to find a wife in this life, or it might be. But if he didn't find someone in this life that he absolutely would find someone in the Afterlife if he kept true to his faith and remained a good and faithful servant to God, and trusted in God's plan for him whatever it may be. Russ took it the wrong way, that it would never happen, and that God was going back on a deal.
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RodgerDodger said:
Did the Mormon Priest or whatever they have, politely tell Russhole to go 41% himself?
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What The Dude says is a logical inference perhaps closer to what the Bishop said, but this is the exact quote from the Manifesto of the Mile High Neon:
People all the time would tell me -- even my clergy leader -- that because of my disability I wouldn’t meet my spouse until the “next life”, but I was encouraged that I should remain “Faithful to the Gospel in order to have such an opportunity”. This was a defining moment that still sticks out in my mind. No young man at the age of 18 needs to hear from his Bishop (in the Mormon faith) the he is practically damned because of the way he was born. I found this statement offensive and it caused me quite a bit of depression. I ended up tying a belt around my neck and tried strangling myself
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Either way, the Bishop's meaning is clear that HE didn't think Russell would find a wife in this life, so wait until after you die, it gets better.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Oh, shit, good point. I forgot the age old doctrine of "we're married in my head, though, you whore".
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Surely it's a legitimate marriage if she signals her acceptance of the vows by blinking through the TV screen in one of her music videos? I'm sure that Subliminal Contract Acceptance was a whole class on Russell's paralegal course.
 
obsdj said:
Three days ago, our boy left a one-star textless Google review at a...church?
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But Google indicates the church is closed and there are multiple other businesses at that address, including a registered-agent-slash-postal-box service?
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I wonder if there really was a church there and he tried to hit them up for money and they turned him down. Or if he's leaving the bad review for one of the other companies for some reason and fucked it up because, well, Russ.
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All good Mormon boys refrain from alcohol; alas Russell is always shit faced. So they turned him away.

ICanLurkNoMore said:
mind you that's part of why the threads are separated
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And a fine job it did too, boyo.

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It's been locked how many times?
I intentionally never post in there because I have nothing of substance to contribute, and my legal acumen is non-existent. The urge to refrain from making a shit post is strong, though.
RodgerDodger said:
Did the Mormon Priest or whatever they have, politely tell Russhole to go 41% himself? "Now I'm not saying you should do this... but there are definately harems of 9 and 10's just waiting for you in the afterlife. So long as you stop pissing everybody off down here. By the way have you noticed how Bob trhe Janitor keeps leaving the cabinet with all the drain cleaner unlocked. My words it would be tragic if some poor young soul got in there and drank that stuff."
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"Russell, can I ask you something? Have you heard about Islam?"
 
It's just mind-boggling to me how much money Rusty has wasted by now. And I'm not even talking about all the tens of thousands of dollars he spent on hookers, I'll have to concede the fact that it meant a lot to him, just money spent that served absolutely no purpose. $3000 (or was it 4000) dollars spent on Olive Garden incident, 1500 he paid Null, all those fiverr songs and videos... Just imagine if he spent all that making a comfortable life for himself.
 
Bridgeburner said:
It's just mind-boggling to me how much money Rusty has wasted by now. And I'm not even talking about all the tens of thousands of dollars he spent on hookers, I'll have to concede the fact that it meant a lot to him, just money spent that served absolutely no purpose. $3000 (or was it 4000) dollars spent on Olive Garden incident, 1500 he paid Null, all those fiverr songs and videos... Just imagine if he spent all that making a comfortable life for himself.
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In his online petition to have Dennis Hof criminally charged, he claimed to have already "invested" over $14k in Hof's brothels alone. And from the sounds of it, that was all before 2016 when Hof banned him.

Somewhere in this thread, I found and itemized the cost of making one of his songs, and it was mainly just useless stuff. Like paying for a positive review on an obscure page. And paying for some random channel in like Sweden to play it once at 3am or something so he could claim it was an international hit. It was upward of $1500 for absolutely nothing.

And that was before he started paying for music videos, band members, and renting practice space.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Greee needs to understand that hurt feelings is not something you can sue over.
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In an ideal world, maybe, but this is simply not true. Hell, his very existence proves otherwise. You can very much sue someone for damned near anything.

Whether you'll be successful or not, well that's another story.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
He loses every single lolsuit and yet he still goes ahead with them.

Greee needs to understand that hurt feelings is not something you can sue over.
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Something, something...definition of insanity...something, something, something...same thing over and over...something, something...different results.
 
I find it funny that Slurpy is too fucking dumb to realize he could be spending all the lawsuit and music money on hookers. If he’s pursuing legal bullshit and fame thinking he has a chance in hell of a windfall that will buy him all the whores he wants, he’s even more delusional than I realized.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
$1,274.75 actually. And, of course $405.00 filing fee he had to pay to the court back in May
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Ahem, the Court Kiwi Farms is about the substance and merit of the claims, not getting entangled with hypertechnicalities.
Falcon Sebben said:
He loses every single lolsuit and yet he still goes ahead with them.

Greee needs to understand that hurt feelings is not something you can sue over.
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Falcon Sebben said:
That was kinda implied.

How many lolsuits has he filed and he's lost every single one. At some point a normal person would say, "this obviously isn't working" and change tracks or tactics. Greee can't. He's literally stuck doing the same thing time and time again.
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He generally knows that he can't win, he is just a malicious goblin who realized he can abuse the system to inconvenience people who rightfully tell him he is a retard who should get fucked. Greer v. Moon is probably the only case he genuinely believes(d) he could win because the 10th Circuit are a gaggle of corrupt faggots lead by a Soviet-born jewish woman naturalized in California who were willing to offer this mentally handicapped sex pest this fantasy for no other reason than they hate the forum. This is also why it's important to pursue a vexlit label for him, it would be a favor to America to make sure every other victim of his frivolous bullshit has an easier time showing their respective courts what he is really about.
 
Unknown God said:
Ahem, the Court Kiwi Farms is about the substance and merit of the claims, not getting entangled with hypertechnicalities.


He generally knows that he can't win, he is just a malicious goblin who realized he can abuse the system to inconvenience people who rightfully tell him he is a retard who should get fucked. Greer v. Moon is probably the only case he genuinely believes(d) he could win because the 10th Circuit are a gaggle of corrupt faggots lead by a Soviet-born jewish woman naturalized in California who were willing to offer this mentally handicapped sex pest this fantasy for no other reason than they hate the forum. This is also why it's important to pursue a vexlit label for him, it would be a favor to America to make sure every other victim of his frivolous bullshit has an easier time showing their respective courts what he is really about.
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Respectfully disagree. I think he genuinely believes he can and should win all of his lawsuits. He thinks the world is out to get him and he is a perpetual victim and the people who "wrong" him need to be punished. He is always astounded and outraged when he inevitably loses.

I do believe he gets gratification for putting people through the inconvenience of a lawsuit, but I also think he's convinced he's right, so fuck them; they're getting their comeuppance.
 
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