Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Retreaded Tire]

Couldn't even finish the OP. TND when?

 

[Paper Machete]

Jerking off a retarded, barely viable shitbull is one thing, but who among you would pass up the chance to wank off a whale?

They be freeing that willy

Of course it would be the French doing this...why can't they just get them to a different enclosure if inbreeding is a concern or put a net in the pool?

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Of course it would be the French doing this...why can't they just get them to a different enclosure if inbreeding is a concern or put a net in the pool?

I'd imagine they enjoy it. The French, that is, but also the whale.

In seriousness I wouldn't want to have to spec and purchase a net capable of keeping a horny teenage killer whale from going full roll tide, there's some serious mass and motivation in play.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

This thread seems to contain mostly references of Facebook with some instagram.
So you might ask, what would a more insular place like Ifunny might think. Well:

[In reply to that meme with the "you gon eat yo cornbread" dog]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Jerking off a retarded, barely viable shitbull is one thing, but who among you would pass up the chance to wank off a whale?

They be freeing that willy

At least there's no dolphins tripping on LSD, attempts at teaching marine mammals English, or CIA aliens involved here. Just cetacean cum with no agenda. Just as God intended.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Laughed pretty hard at this earlier. Why does it look more natural with the lizard skin?

 

[Wizard 1]

This thread seems to contain mostly references of Facebook with some instagram.
So you might ask, what would a more insular place like Ifunny might think. Well:

[In reply to that meme with the "you gon eat yo cornbread" dog]
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It's always the nopfp guys who say this type of shit too.

 

[CHARizard]

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

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The humans in this picture look possibly more inbred than the dog.

(And that poor thing. Mercifully his lifespan is going to be short.)

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

This is where the word gingerly comes from. They used to stick a bit of peeled ginger (‘gingering’) up their bum to make them do certain things.
People who abuse animals have no souls

How i understood it they did that when trying to sell old and down-trodden horses at the market in ye olde times, trying to fool potential buyers into thinking the horses still had fire and spirit in them. Poor horsies

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This nigger got posted before and i can only say it again, that thing where a dog resembles it's owner is on fucking point here.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

How i understood it they did that when trying to sell old and down-trodden horses at the market in ye olde times, trying to fool potential buyers into thinking the horses still had fire and spirit in them. Poor horsies

wouldnt that just make the horse very anxious, high-strung and potentially bitey

these are the last thing u want ur horse to be, it's a half-ton meat-motorbike with sledgehammers for legs, u dont wanna take risks, it's not gonna end well for either of you

Thoroughbreds are dumb/crazy

a lot of the TBs ive'e worked with were alright, a bit slow-in-the-mind at times, but nothing srs


arabians tho, never met an arabian horse who wasnt fuckin CRAZY, but the problem is they aren't stupid, which is a very difficult combo to work with

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

wouldnt that just make the horse very anxious, high-strung and potentially bitey

I wouldn't know, it is just something i remember reading regarding the whole "putting ginger up a horse's arse" thing. I don't think the people doing things like that have very sound reasoning in the first place.

 

[Eternal Patrol]

Midnight Sun, another genetic nightmare (Wikipedia)

Latefagging and catching up on the thread. I followed the Wikipedia link to this horse to read about him. Aside from the genetic nightmare of being inbred 3S × 3S x 4D to Black Allan, this really got me.

The Livingstons stipulated that Midnight Sun be kept at Harlinsdale under the same routine he had had for most of his life.[1] He continued to stand at stud on the farm until his death,[2] and was handled and groomed nearly all his life by Red Laws, who died within a year of the horse's death. Midnight Sun was never turned out, and Laws once said, "Somebody had hold of him all his life."[3] In all, he lived at Harlinsdale Farm for 21 years.[4]​

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In horse terms, 'turning out' a horse means putting it in a field or pasture, either by itself or with other horses to socialize. You're supposed to have horses turned out as often as you can and not stalled, unless it's for safety, weather, or health reasons. They like being outside. It's good for them to graze and run around freely.

This poor horse was never turned out. He never spent any time in a field. He spent his entire life in a stall or being handled by people.

 

[Major]

Why do they crop the ears of bullies? Aren't they already crippled and deformed enough?

 

[Ed Special]

a lot of the TBs ive'e worked with were alright, a bit slow-in-the-mind at times, but nothing srs

Thoroughbreds can run the gamut from dumb as bricks to dangerously clever, same as most other horse breeds. They're probably one of the more healthy lines, though, given how they're actually bred for a purpose rather than for pure aesthetics and the breeding standards actually allowing for occasional fresh blood from non-"thoroughbred" dams, meaning that any inbreeding that happens with them is usually deliberate and carefully considered, rather than just being the natural consequence of the gene pool being more of a gene puddle, like with dogs.

 

[Scarlet Imperial]

Why do they crop the ears of bullies? Aren't they already crippled and deformed enough?

Pitbulls naturally have halfway floppy ears - they "stand up" but are too heavy to stick straight up like a German Shepherd's ears so they bend halfway and flop over, like so:

Obviously, this looks dorky as fuck but isn't really a problem. UNLESS you're using it in a dog fight, at which point the halfway floppity ears become an easy target for the other dog to grab. People started cropping ears (and tails) so that they can stand up on their own and not be as much of a target. The reason why people still crop ears is because they look silly with their natural ears, and shitheads want them to look more intimidating or want it to look like they have a real deal pit-fighting dog for some reason.

 

[Major]

Pitbulls naturally have halfway floppy ears - they "stand up" but are too heavy to stick straight up like a German Shepherd's ears so they bend halfway and flop over, like so:
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Obviously, this looks dorky as fuck but isn't really a problem. UNLESS you're using it in a dog fight, at which point the halfway floppity ears become an easy target for the other dog to grab. People started cropping ears (and tails) so that they can stand up on their own and not be as much of a target. The reason why people still crop ears is because they look silly with their natural ears, and shitheads want them to look more intimidating or want it to look like they have a real deal pit-fighting dog for some reason.

Those floppy ears look cute to me. But then, I'm not a wigger

 

[woduqu]

Pitbulls naturally have halfway floppy ears - they "stand up" but are too heavy to stick straight up like a German Shepherd's ears so they bend halfway and flop over, like so:
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Obviously, this looks dorky as fuck but isn't really a problem. UNLESS you're using it in a dog fight, at which point the halfway floppity ears become an easy target for the other dog to grab. People started cropping ears (and tails) so that they can stand up on their own and not be as much of a target. The reason why people still crop ears is because they look silly with their natural ears, and shitheads want them to look more intimidating or want it to look like they have a real deal pit-fighting dog for some reason.

1. Breed a defect (oversized ears) into a dog lineage.
2. Realize defect is indeed a defect and impractical.
3. Return to natural phenotype through breeding.
3. Slice up every single puppy ever created in lineage.
4. Profit!

(P.S. Someone could argue it's not really a meaningful defect outside of dog fighting, but oversized floppy ears are more prone to injury and infection in general. There's a reason they don't exist in nature in any mammal.)

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

There's a reason they don't exist in nature in any mammal

african elephants have oversized floppy ears (tho they are for thermoregulation)

donkeys also have really big ears, but they arent floppy, they too are used for thermoregulation

 

[woduqu]

african elephants have oversized floppy ears (tho they are for thermoregulation)

donkeys also have really big ears, but they arent floppy, they too are used for thermoregulation

Elephants did occur to me when trying to think of any mammal that has oversized ears. They do have huge ears, yes, but it's not the same thing. Dog breeding has taken the normal sized and upright ears of wolves and had them overgrow to the point that the cartilage cannot support the large mass and they become droopy. This creates numerous functional/health downsides for them and wouldn't persist in the wild.

With African elephants, their ears are large, but as you say, not floppy or inadequately supported and they have a very important function of dissipating heat. This is also the case for some other desert dwelling creatures like Fennec foxes. I don't really see the example of donkeys, though, as their ears aren't inordinately large. Also, they're technically a domesticated form of the African Wild Ass which has smaller ears.

There are some other examples we could cover of large ears (e.g. bats), but the point is that nature has no parallel to what humans created and perpetuated in many, many dog breeds. Spitz type dogs (and some others) with well proportioned and supported ears are in a tiny minority. Though, as I mentioned earlier, feral dog populations that lose human influence will revert to smaller upright ears (like dingoes).