Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Also high on the list, reminded by Amholio: Anything involving politics, money, or the overlap thereof, especially in tandem with his absolute laziness and general uselessness.

Kevin:

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism! We need full Marxism with 100k UBI right now! All trans need to organize into communes for mutual self-defense and support!"

Also Kevin:

"Mistress just drove me to Target where I spent $500 of my tugboat money on a new Omicron and don't you fucking dare touch my Kool Aid you grifting field niggo!"

Really almost anything with the formula:

"Here's my bold plan to get sex, money, and power. I will enact this plan after I do some dabs and sit on the couch all afternoon watching MLP and eating tendies."
 
I think he is a credible candidate to be a Chris Chan Two.

This isn’t in Chris’s defense, but what makes Kevin more amusing in a laughing at his life and choices way is that he is and always has been arguably more adjusted and potentially capable to live a somewhat normal lifestyle than Chris.

With Chris at least one can say that he didn’t stand a chance with his autism and other issues, compounded by an unfortunately incapable and out of touch pair of parents.

Kevin’s descriptions of his parents does actually paint a pair who were trying their best, but Kevin was just determined to find reasons to hate them.
Especially the thing with him never forgiving his mother for not letting him ring her while he was at school.
Silly prick doesn’t even understand that she was probably saving him from absolutely merciless bullying.
I think everyone here would agree that if a boy in their school was known for freaking out and crying to his mummy daily after the age of 6 maximum, that winding him up to do this would become a fantastic game that no one would get bored of.

Kevin did move out of home and even had a fairly long relationship with a genuine human female woman.
He certainly had potential far beyond Chris, but he has willfully and seemingly spitefully wasted it all to become the most pathetic self imposed manchild in modern history.
 
AMHOLIO said:
Ok, now I'm curious, what are your top 10 Kevin stupidity moments? This is an open question for everyone in the thread, show me your lists guys.
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I don't know what my full list would comprise of, but the video of him riding in circles on the tricycle at that one convention (DenFur, maybe?) would absolutely be in it
 
Flour said:
Kevin getting dumped by Neck and Wedge
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I miss Neck and Wedge :( So here's a little update on them, for nostalgia's sake! (Spoiler alert, it's really boring.)

Neck seems to have mostly dropped off the internet, at least as far as I can track him. He was on a twitter with a new name for a while, until he got banned for some really boring fedposting:
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No archives of the ASCII_boywife twitter, though I doubt he was saying or doing anything interesting. He's tweeted a couple of times under his original alias since last September, but nothing of particular note:
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Neck has been equally boring on social media, mostly thirstposting at other trannies and retweeting porn or DnD stuff. There's a few selfies from August last year, of which this is the funniest:
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Unclear if him and Wedge are still together. Neck retweeted one of Wedge's posts in February, though, so they were together at least at that point. However, his retweets since then have been full of thirst replies to this absolute gargoyle of a specimen's nudes, so maybe there's trouble in paradise:
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It's from Seattle... why is it always Seattle.
The gargoyle never replies to him, in case you're wondering. Or even likes the replies. Lol.
 
I had a look through Neck's Bluesky account back in March, he hasn't posted there much since.
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There's also a guy who claims Neck is his "owner."
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This guy is a serious degenerate, even by the standards of Wedge and Kevin's crew. This is one of his less disgusting posts.
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kazuhiro said:
I had a look through Neck's Bluesky account back in March, he hasn't posted there much since.
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There's also a guy who claims Neck is his "owner."
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This guy is a serious degenerate, even by the standards of Wedge and Kevin's crew. This is one of his less disgusting posts.
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Fuck me.

I wonder how many of these people will seriously regret all of these choices and how much they will spend to get all this stuff taken down from the internet?

As soon as they find they need to get a real form of employment and that the general public mood has shifted away from over tolerance of this nonsense, they may find that having a history of being owned and proudly displaying whom their victims are is something that makes them quite unemployable.
 
kazuhiro said:
You have inadvertently reminded me of the time he said this.
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So, thanks for that.
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I anticipate a lot of horrifying or Islamic ratings for this.

Surely if Kevin attempted DP, as in two penises being simultaneously forced into the amhole, that would stand a very good chance of actually killing him?
The amhole can easily tear and of course, because he now has a “pull through”, as in the lining surrounding his organs has been involved in this monstrosity, surely these penises could start poking and potentially damaging organs.

Even one in his anus and one in the hideous wound designed to approximate a vagina, could and almost certainly will cause a rupture.

Especially if said penis pushers actually started pumping in an attempt at sexual intercourse.

I know an erect penis isn’t actually that hard and rigid, but there are cases of severe rectal bleeding from rough anal sex, so rough and ill advised amhole raiding has a high chance of damage.

Women who do this kind of thing for porn have to work up to it and are usually high as fuck while doing it.
It certainly takes practice and experience to do right, and that is with the natural flexibility of the vagina, which has evolved to stretch within reason.
Plus I am sure they use as much lube as possible when having to take more than one penis anally.

So in conclusion, amhole DP will more than likely kill Kevin, but he won’t die happy.
Sobbing and clinging to his Optimus prime toys while he succumbs to internal bleeding and external ruptures in his groin.

The responsible degenerates would certainly flee the scene, while Penny would be too drunk to care.

Crispy Pancake said:
Child abandoner and troon torturer?
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Sounds like the result of trooning out, leaving his family, regretting it, and now his only outlet is to take it out on other Troons.
A kind of externalized self hatred.
 
FinnSven said:
I wonder how many of these people will seriously regret all of these choices and how much they will spend to get all this stuff taken down from the internet?

As soon as they find they need to get a real form of employment and that the general public mood has shifted away from over tolerance of this nonsense, they may find that having a history of being owned and proudly displaying whom their victims are is something that makes them quite unemployable
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Some trooners can and will definitely go back to a normal life when the mass delusion ends, but people like Wedge and Neck have gone so all in on degeneracy they are effectively living as hardcore drug addicts. I don't see them ever going back. Troons like them have given up their homes, they're living in cars, or in motels, or with a group of other poverty troons where there is always drama. They're all doing sex work and/or are obsessively looking for sex, and a lot of them take drugs or abuse alcohol too. They've devolved into sad homeless crazy drifters who can never get it together again, and die in their 50s. I seriously think that's the end point for Neck and Wedge. No compromise, no return.

See also: Commiedickgirl, who also used to have a normal job and last I recall was living in a poverty polycule trying to suck dick for cock and money.

This would never happen to our Kevryn though, he is way too much of a spoiled princess to live that life. He'll probably make it to 80.
 
FinnSven said:
Fuck me.

I wonder how many of these people will seriously regret all of these choices and how much they will spend to get all this stuff taken down from the internet?

As soon as they find they need to get a real form of employment and that the general public mood has shifted away from over tolerance of this nonsense, they may find that having a
history of being owned and proudly displaying whom their victims are is something that makes them quite unemployable.
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That might only work for the younger ones and it depends on the shifts in the public perception, which might not happen as a whole generation was affected by the said narrative…
 
Debunkarella said:
That might only work for the younger ones and it depends on the shifts in the public perception, which might not happen as a whole generation was affected by the said narrative…
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What about as the generation who grew up having been abandoned and denied things by this one grows up?

I should imagine there are a fair few kids who are now going without because of daddy trooning out and becoming a degenerate.
Then there is the obvious trauma of being expected to call another cockless faggot in a rubber dog suit “mummy” during really uncomfortable court ordered supervised visits.

I think that Poppy Diabolque and his psychological abuse of his adopted daughter is a canary in the coal mine for these people and their offspring.
 
FinnSven said:
What about as the generation who grew up having been abandoned and denied things by this one grows up?

I should imagine there are a fair few kids who are now going without because of daddy trooning out and becoming a degenerate.
Then there is the obvious trauma of being expected to call another cockless faggot in a rubber dog suit “mummy” during really uncomfortable court ordered supervised visits.

I think that Poppy Diabolque and his psychological abuse of his adopted daughter is a canary in the coal mine for these people and their offspring.
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It all depends how the perceptions will change and if it will be seen as normal including how AI will be set to respond to various concerns from users. I have recently had a conversation with ChatGPT on the issue of trans women being men and it immediately said I am breaking the rules and it refuses to continue. (However it has no problems helping teens hang themselves.)

By the way, Contra has paused Patreon.

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Debunkarella said:
It all depends how the perceptions will change and if it will be seen as normal including how AI will be set to respond to various concerns from users. I have recently had a conversation with ChatGPT on the issue of trans women being men and it immediately said I am breaking the rules and it refuses to continue. (However it has no problems helping teens hang themselves.)

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Oh yes. Asking various large language models about scientific realities of mammalian sexes is often a hilarious endeavor in its capacity for self contradiction.

I am hopeful for the next generation in many regards of course, but I am pretty certain that kids who didn’t get an iPhone or PlayStation because mummy, mom and all the other men in their biological fathers polycule needed their titty skittles and Disney subscriptions, while their actual mother worked two jobs trying to keep the household together, will not have a progressive attitude in adulthood.
 
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Politics.
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Mark Cuban.
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Making friends.
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Grooming.
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Buffalo Bill.
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Some guy tries to escape the matrix.
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The guy bemoans nerd shit being beholden to consumerism, so Kevin points him to a $380 Lego movie tie-in ship.
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He sperged at length about POTC.
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Revolting against the modern world.
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Jesus Swept said:
Where does Kevkev rank on the stinkditch death pool?
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Low. Unless Penny decides to dump and evict him, Kevin will probably be fine for a long time. He's not suicidal or depressed, and for a troon, he's not all that unhealthy. He's fat but not deathfat. He smokes weed but doesn't do hard drugs and he's not an alcoholic. He doesn't use his stinkditch so no real chance of infection there. Worst thing he does is vegetate in front of the computer and shoot HRT.
 
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