💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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McMitch said:
Nikki is definitely where he got herpes from, considering she was part of a weird open relationship/poly thing and he being her rebound-one night stand was what started their relationship.
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I challenge you on that. Adrienne jumped on PCJ while still married to Fatrick, and when PCJ died she got remarried really quickly. How do we know it wasn’t her that originally gave him the herp?

I mean, you’re probably correct, but as much as the first wife was threatened and probably abused by Fatrick, she doesn’t seem the type to go long without a man. Her history before meeting our pig might have been very interesting and enriched.
 
Piggle Rick said:
I must have missed the part where he said it was Nikki who gave him herpes. Got a link by chance?
I only remember him claiming that everyone has it.
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Okay, so it coming from Nikki is more the logical conclusion of everything else Fatrick has said about her (despite her supposedly being the better wife), but he did imply she has it because anyone who has lost his or her virginity would have exchanged it for herpes.
I have phoneposted the word “herpes” so much in this thread that my autocorrect no longer understands the word “herpes heroes.”
 
McMitch said:
Even then we really only have evidence it happened once apiece. Fatrick has most likely had sex only twice in his life.
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Well he probably had sex with his first wife more than once as there never has been any question on whether his daughter was biologically his.

Legally she isn’t, but biologically yes.

Unless of course the singular time Ade got drunk enough to allow him to fuck her was also the night she conceived?

I suppose it could have been something like the fact that a lot of women who get raped by invading soldiers, e.g. Mongol hordes, Soviet forces in Germany, get pregnant frequently.
The theory behind that is that it some kind of survival mechanism, meaning the soliders are less likely to exterminate the women before their children are born.
Perhaps Ade feared the bubbling rage pig and her body reacted accordingly?
 
grey area said:
Imagine giving this advice with that kind of pfp. :story: Pat has likely only had sex with his ex and current wife. Seeing as Niki probably smells like a Mumbai sewer, I doubt he's put his micropenis anywhere near her in the last few years, let alone at her request.

He really thinks this is one-upmanship. Sex and Patrick S. Tomlinson have no business being in the same sentence.
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Big Nicholas puts his fat cock in fat Jennifer’s vagina.
 
Where is, repeat, where is Task Force Thirty Four Titty-two-chins take on the latest demented tranny to shoot up a school? The world wonders.
 
An automatic clown said:
He loves going everywhere with those disgusting Jesus cruisers on his feet. Hey pat, it's not 2,000BC, get some real fucking footwear
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Much like Jake Alley and other deathfats, he's probably too fat to bend over and tie his shoes, so he has to wear sped shoes he can just slip on. Even then, there are better options, like loafers.
 
A friend spotted this in the wild. Shitposter or Pat 2.0? I'm leaning towards shitposter but he's amusing.
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Eternal Gopnik said:
A friend spotted this in the wild. Shitposter or Pat 2.0? I'm leaning towards shitposter but he's amusing.
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Oh, is this guy back? He was replying to everything Rick was tweeting for a while. I thought it was a gayop, but they also posted some selfies. Might be a deep cover Pest though.
 
Judge Holden said:
IIRC the lawyer will force us to take a plea deal which results in us being sentenced to life in jail, specifically solitary confinement, with no chance of parole
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What kind of shitty fucking plea deal is that, in Patrick's delusional scenario are we getting Rekeita as our lawyer? I think the stalker children would be better off pro se, lmao
 
TouchFluffyTail said:
What kind of shitty fucking plea deal is that, in Patrick's delusional scenario are we getting Rekeita as our lawyer? I think the stalker children would be better off pro se, lmao
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I plan to plead “not guilty” by reason of “self defense: fat faggot with bitch tits.” My lawyer assured me this is an airtight defense strategy in this circumstance and that I will not be enjoying prison with you all.
 
RussianParasite said:
I plan to plead “not guilty” by reason of “self defense: fat faggot with bitch tits.” My lawyer assured me this is an airtight defense strategy in this circumstance and that I will not be enjoying prison with you all.
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I’m pleading guilty because I am guilty of calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
Also from the Owen Ale Forsen, is my personal favorite Fat Rick seethe from 2024.
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No child, you are wrong. I look young and fit for my age. You have peanut butter in your mouth again. I'm sorry that you're so stupid. Wait for the knock and you will not enjoy prison.
#DLTIW #ymunkoke

Fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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