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[Solid Snek]

Made it through like half of that tik-tok. My Lord, those teeth (or stubs, take your pick). And his skin on his forehead looks like his face hasn't met a washcloth in at least a week.

God takes Cobes and leaves Lou. Which, when you think about it, is fair because Lou deserves to suffer in his fatness and general ill health. Here's to another miserable 20 (lol) years!

Yeah, I watched the Tiktok, but it's a horrible slog. Only about four minutes but it feels like forty.

He's VERY vague, to the point where he won't even let you know what his event is (and he makes a big show of how he's not going to let you know what his event is; always a great move by an event organizer).

It sounds like he may have tried to get some resources, but failed. Because this is the real world and sometimes grownups who are managing things have unexpected problems they need to resolve by, you know, managing things.

He also had some "creative differences", I guess, with a mystery "female friend" who is almost certainly Abby, the head of the local lefty activist organizations. I'd love to know what Abby said, because a lady with decades of experience tardwrangling political activists is clearly not in any position to "chicksplain" stuff to Lou, transwoman extraordinaire, who may not be able to organize a chicken wing dinner, but is definitely a transwoman whose voice needs to be heard and whose stupid plans need to be accommodated immediately.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that it involved Lou begging for money or for stuff that's clearly only of interest and value to him, and being told no.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Welcome to Activism, Lou!
All those pledges of help?
They don't answer your texts anymore because a mental health "crisis".

Trying to canvas the hood for sponsors?
No one will drive you around because their license was revoked.

Those funds that would be released so you could have flyers printed?
The "funder" has been deported.

You know who is expected to do all the work, provide the money and get no thanks?
That's you, Lou!

Welcome to Community Organizing!

 

[The Dude]

I have a feeling that this whole "protest" or demonstration or whatever it was supposed to be was entirely self-centered on Louie's part. Oh sure, he was pushing it as some form of LGBTQRSTUVWTFBBQ-?! rights demonstration, but in execution it was entirely to stroke Louie's ego and probably line his pockets. The problem is that support for LGBT causes is at an all-time low right now (mostly due to troons and pooners being narcissistic assholes who make everything about themselves), and the people who normally would support this bullshit all know Louie and his reputation, and are therefore unmotivated and disinclined to show up for anything he's involved with, let alone anything that he's the center of. And even though the hint couldn't possibly be any clearer, Louie still won't take it and in a couple days he will be right back to his old behavior of mooching money off strangers and trying to make himself be the center of everyone's world.

 

[JaneThough]

I have a feeling that this whole "protest" or demonstration or whatever it was supposed to be was entirely self-centered on Louie's part. Oh sure, he was pushing it as some form of LGBTQRSTUVWTFBBQ-?! rights demonstration, but in execution it was entirely to stroke Louie's ego and probably line his pockets. The problem is that support for LGBT causes is at an all-time low right now (mostly due to troons and pooners being narcissistic assholes who make everything about themselves), and the people who normally would support this bullshit all know Louie and his reputation, and are therefore unmotivated and disinclined to show up for anything he's involved with, let alone anything that he's the center of. And even though the hint couldn't possibly be any clearer, Louie still won't take it and in a couple days he will be right back to his old behavior of mooching money off strangers and trying to make himself be the center of everyone's world.

Not only that but support for any cause that’s just “random guy unaffiliated with any actual organization or group saying he’s raising money for xyz” is at an all time low because grifting is at an all time high and no one has the kind of disposable income to hand it over and “hope” it gets into the right hands.

 

[Sintharia]

Not only that but support for any cause that’s just “random guy unaffiliated with any actual organization or group saying he’s raising money for xyz” is at an all time low because grifting is at an all time high and no one has the kind of disposable income to hand it over and “hope” it gets into the right hands.

Lou is also faced with the fact that community organization requires one to participate in their community. He sees how others can easily get these sorts of things off the ground, and he thinks that it just happens. Events like this, protests, rallies, whatever, they require the organizers to be present and prominent in their community in order to be successful.

Lou doesn't participate in his community. He expects that his presence is sufficient, and that by being there, everyone around him owes him whatever he asks for. And that's not how it works, online or offline. Part of being in a community is giving to others before you take. Lou thinks that he can just take, always, without giving anything in return. He's there; that's the gift he's given to everyone.

 

[The Dude]

Lou is also faced with the fact that community organization requires one to participate in their community. He sees how others can easily get these sorts of things off the ground, and he thinks that it just happens.

He's never had to work a real job or put forth any actual effort in his whole life. The closest thing to it was when he was court ordered to do community service. He's always taken the most lazy path possible. Hell, he even got caught plagiarizing his assignments in college. And for the most part, things have just happened for Louie. He lays down some sob story online and people give him money for new computers and gaming consoles. He's basically lived his whole life as a 6' 3", 500lb toddler where the adults in his life take care of all the important things so he doesn't have to worry about them, and everything else just...happens. He doesn't know what goes on behind the scenes to make them happen, they just do. This is the first time things haven't just happened for Louie and he's utterly confused as to why they didn't.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

no longer running for office, buying a PS4 instead
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It's story time.

Last year, a friend of mine was an organizer for a major political campaign. This campaign ate his life from April to election day. During the week it was 10-12 hour days in field offices discussing strategy and coordinating with other organizers, wrangling volunteers, and/or going out out knocking on doors and delivering yard signs, during which he was occasionally yelled at or threatened by members of the other party. On the weekends, it was community events, conferences, phone banks, and more knocking and sign-delivering all over the state. He had to deal with dickheads and slackers in his and other campaigns, placate pompous out-of-state operatives, wrangle volunteers who either flaked out or acted a lot like Lou, and maintain a cheerful, friendly facade the entire time. He barely had time to spend with his wife, let alone his friends. When I did see him, he was perpetually exhausted, crabby, and still had the campaign on the brain. It all took a toll on his mental and physical health that he's still dealing with. Lou knows dick about burnout or the real costs of political activism and in frankly insulted that he's acting like he does when he's a lazy, selfish manbaby who has no concept of what it really means to bust his ass in service of a greater cause.

 

[JaneThough]

Lou is also faced with the fact that community organization requires one to participate in their community. He sees how others can easily get these sorts of things off the ground, and he thinks that it just happens. Events like this, protests, rallies, whatever, they require the organizers to be present and prominent in their community in order to be successful.

Lou doesn't participate in his community. He expects that his presence is sufficient, and that by being there, everyone around him owes him whatever he asks for. And that's not how it works, online or offline. Part of being in a community is giving to others before you take. Lou thinks that he can just take, always, without giving anything in return. He's there; that's the gift he's given to everyone.

Lou basically took the thought many have “wow I can just make a ton of money doing nothing as a politician” and skipped step 2 of “oh shit actually you gotta do a lot before lobbyists just start funneling you money” and went in. Just like everything he does, he gives it no thought and acts on impulse.

I had a job that included running events for guests. The work that goes into wrangling a group of human beings, even when said human beings are super stoked to be there, is insane. ‘Herding cats’ isn’t just a fun descriptive, it’s accurate.

 

[Asian tech support]

He's never had to work a real job or put forth any actual effort in his whole life. The closest thing to it was when he was court ordered to do community service. He's always taken the most lazy path possible. Hell, he even got caught plagiarizing his assignments in college. And for the most part, things have just happened for Louie. He lays down some sob story online and people give him money for new computers and gaming consoles. He's basically lived his whole life as a 6' 3", 500lb toddler where the adults in his life take care of all the important things so he doesn't have to worry about them, and everything else just...happens. He doesn't know what goes on behind the scenes to make them happen, they just do. This is the first time things haven't just happened for Louie and he's utterly confused as to why they didn't.

Because he's never tried to do anything with his life or had any ambition whatsoever, he's never experienced failure and has no idea how to cope (I think "failure" was always the plan but we'll get back to that). The last time he "failed" at something was probably getting booted from college and that was less of a failure despite a valiant effort and more just him being too stupid and/or lazy to eke it. Children fail at things all the time despite giving it their best effort; they failed to make the team, their romantic advances were rejected, etc. You can tell that from even a very early age, Lou never applied himself, which informed his conduct at college and subsequent expulsion.

So when he supposedly tries to involve himself in local politics at the ripe young age of 41, is it any surprise that he not just didn't apply himself, but seemingly did nothing at all besides post about it a handful of times on his zero engagement socials? The town hall thing doesn't count, that's just him fulfilling his fantasy of hearing himself talk to a captive audience. He didn't even reach the starting line, like not even the bare minimum. Personally I don't think he ever had any real plans beyond run his fingers with the hope being he'd somehow be able to siphon goodwill donos from the freaks he surrounds himself with. If we're talking about the same guy who is potentially defrauding the state of PA out of SNAP monies, then he's absolutely dented enough to skirt campaign finance law and more than happy to cry tramsphobia should his actions catch up to him. In other words, yet another low effort grift in a long line of low effort grifts.

If it wasn't a thinly veiled grift, if he really wants to aim for something like local politics while he still hasn't progressed past the mental development of an elementary schooler, he should set his sights on something lower and become someone put together enough to not be laughed out of the room. Maybe start by taking out the trash every week so Denise doesn't have to walk up and down so many stairs. Then maybe try bathing on the daily. What about mowing the lawn? Baby steps. It's also extremely telling when he does next to nothing, get shit on, and his first response is to pine about a PS4 and how he needs to spend a(nother) year ripening in his fartbox as self therapy. This is again the behavior of a child. Mild bit of resistance not from anyone in particular, rather from the process itself? Better hide in the pillow fort.

 

[The Dude]

He didn't even reach the starting line, like not even the bare minimum.

He didn't just fail to reach the starting line. He didn't even make it out into the field until after the race had ended and everyone packed up and went home because he was too busy jerking off in the locker room.

I can only imagine what Politician Louie would be like. You know every policy he had would focus solely on trannies and LGBT shit, free everything, and taking money from the wealthy. Oh, and hurting White conservatives and Christians. It would be like Reddit crated a politician.

 

[JaneThough]

He didn't just fail to reach the starting line. He didn't even make it out into the field until after the race had ended and everyone packed up and went home because he was too busy jerking off in the locker room.

I can only imagine what Politician Louie would be like. You know every policy he had would focus solely on trannies and LGBT shit, free everything, and taking money from the wealthy. Oh, and hurting White conservatives and Christians. It would be like Reddit crated a politician.

A “Lou drunk on power” arc would be entertaining only in how quickly he is corrupted by outsiders and how quickly and obviously his downfall becomes. He’d heel turn on LGBTQ+ shit as soon as the first free order of Chic-fil-a arrives. “Yinz guiz, I was thinking, the Bible is clear on this,” he sputters around a mouthful of chicken and waffle fries.

It’d be so entertaining HBO made a tame version starring Kate Winslet. consider this a rec, The Regime is so good and a look into how Lou might rule

 

[Botchy Galoop]

It would be like Reddit created a politician.

My worst nightmare, this.

 

[The Dude]

A “Lou drunk on power” arc would be entertaining only in how quickly he is corrupted by outsiders and how quickly and obviously his downfall becomes. He’d heel turn on LGBTQ+ shit as soon as the first free order of Chic-fil-a arrives. “Yinz guiz, I was thinking, the Bible is clear on this,” he sputters around a mouthful of chicken and waffle fries.

It’d be so entertaining HBO made a tame version starring Kate Winslet. consider this a rec, The Regime is so good and a look into how Lou might rule

I personally don't thin Louie would ever give up on the LGBT shit. He's made it too much of his identity, and it's one of the few things that (in his mind) make him unique and special...even though everyone and their dog these days are claiming to be LGBT. He's such a boring, basic bitch loser with so little in his life that calling him vanilla would be a disservice to vanilla, since that's actually a flavor. He's more like those edible packing peanuts. Being part of the Rainbow Rump Rangers is one of the few "unique" things about him, even though it really isn't unique or special these days. And I don't see his views on Christianity ever changing, even with food being involved.

However, I absolutely could see tension between Politician Louie and the LGBT community given how many times tension has popped up between Louie and other troons and fags online. He'll say something that they don't like, or they'll hold views that he doesn't agree with, no attempts at compromise or understanding will be made, and it would just spiral from there.

 

[Great Dane]

introduction + bio update

mental health

friend

USPS

dying cat

e-begging for vet funds

goal was met

https://archive.ph/B53D0

edit: Turquana

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I FUCKING HATE when he does this. When I learned empathy at 30 the first thing my empathy did was attach to animals. Fuck you Lou, a pet is not a prop.
Sorry for MATI

 

[BallsGuevara]

introduction + bio update
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I'm pretty sure there are organizations that would take care of a problem like this for free or at least reduced cost. Worst case, wouldn't some charitable animal organization take the cat to give it treatment/put down (if it really needs it)?

Spoiler: Powerleveling

Many years ago, my dog was attacked by a shitbull some nigger let run around without a leash, and ultimately had to be put down at an emergency vet. They ended up only charging us for the initial visit and not the treatment/medication to put him down. It came out to like $60. I don't know why they decided not to charge us for everything, we didn't ask for that, maybe they just felt bad for us. However, this implies to me that Lou could absolutely find a way to handle this cheaply or even free.

Also, holy fucking shit. Your cat is dying and you're thinking about getting a pizza. Maybe don't eat fast food if you're too broke to get care for your animal. A can of beans is less than a dollar. Try that instead.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

introduction + bio update

Lou remembered that he's pretending to be plural again.

dying cat

e-begging for vet funds

goal was met

Seriously, there is not a hell hot enough for Lou. Using an animal as a prop to grift is almost the scummiest thing you can do. And it's not like any money raised will go to vet costs since we know Denise is the one that will actually take the animal to the vet.

edit: Turquana

Translation: Pay piggie give me money, now now NOW!

 

[JaneThough]

introduction + bio update
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“Rori doesn’t talk much, but when she does she hauls slurs. Don’t worry, if you get mad at her I’ll kill her like the last one.”

Ps who is Rio? I’ve never heard him mention this cat. Did I miss it, or is it a new grift (or both)?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ps who is Rio? I’ve never heard him mention this cat. Did I miss it, or is it a new grift (or both)?

Lou's cats only get names when they die. It's like Fight Club.

 

[JaneThough]

Lou's cats only get names when they die. It's like Fight Club.

This cat got two names, Rio and Reo. Imagine being so griftbrained you can’t keep track of three letters. “Guiz Reyoh is doing real bad. I think it’s pancreatitis. I wish Clint put her in a group home”