💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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John Andrews Stan said:
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Look at the length of those toes.
 
Judge Holden said:
Foul Porcine racist expresses his glee at an innocent member of the upstanding gypsy community being assaulted by a white american fascist and indicates his sick desire the assaulted child was murdered
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Tis only a matter of time until Madame Zeroni orders some Latvian Stalker Peasant to carry Fatrick up a mountain every day to violently fuck his ass in vengeance for his crimes against her race
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Fat nigger poop fart loving pig wants to sniff the gypsies dirty diaper instead of punishing them for the crime.
 
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Here's a fun thing about Rick when it comes to never getting a bitch. Fruity faggot queer fart huffer :story:

It's funny to see that piggy wants to fatly gave out advice for young men on how to getting laid, whilst admitting himself being undesirable for 3 straight decades of his fat life and telling other young men to seek for approval of women. That's rich coming from a huge misogynist that wants to murder his ex-wife and unborn daughter. That's a bad omen right there, to hear a fat Wisconsinite pig giving out sex advice on Threads.

Fat, ugly, 1.7 GPA, greasy, dogshit fashion taste, consoomer. No wonder all those 3 decades are wasted on hunting black children, seeking for niggers in the gay sauna and grinding them into niggeroni and getting niggers to fart in Big Nick's vagina. Also fatly gay.
 
Judge Holden said:
Ok Imma relay this off the top of my head with zero wiki checking....what follows is my legit memory
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Judge Holden said:
[WTF was that??]
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2/10.
+ : good amount of rape
- : waste of good pepperonis
- : not enough purples
- : not a single mention of how the lesbian slaves and trangendered crabs - so unjustly burdened by Space Dragon Pox - became the pillars of modern America.

Seriously I don't think I ever felt better about my lackluster knowledge of classic literature. This sounds like some Tiny Tim Brings Aids to San Francisco tier shit.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
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Are we even going to be allowed lawyers in Pat's Courthouse Showdown fantasy?
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IIRC the lawyer will force us to take a plea deal which results in us being sentenced to life in jail, specifically solitary confinement, with no chance of parole

Meaning that our sentence should we not take the deal would be execution for the crime of correctly calling him fat
 
Judge Holden said:
Foul Porcine racist expresses his glee at an innocent member of the upstanding gypsy community being assaulted by a white american fascist and indicates his sick desire the assaulted child was murdered
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Tis only a matter of time until Madame Zeroni orders some Latvian Stalker Peasant to carry Fatrick up a mountain every day to violently fuck his ass in vengeance for his crimes against her race
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It hurts when I agree with Fatrick, but yes thieving gypsies need to have their asses kicked, even if it is by a woman who was stupid enough to have her passport and cards in a spot they could be grabbed.

Useful_Mistake said:
From Orchiectomy and Autopsy forums - Pat apparently got a lawyer to fight against Leslie
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I’m 100% he’s talking about the lawyer he has suing the MPD and that they have no interest in his spat with Leslie.
 
NaggotFigger said:
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Here's a fun thing about Rick when it comes to never getting a bitch. Fruity faggot queer fart huffer :story:

It's funny to see that piggy wants to fatly gave out advice for young men on how to getting laid, whilst admitting himself being undesirable for 3 straight decades of his fat life and telling other young men to seek for approval of women. That's rich coming from a huge misogynist that wants to murder his ex-wife and unborn daughter. That's a bad omen right there, to hear a fat Wisconsinite pig giving out sex advice on Threads.

Fat, ugly, 1.7 GPA, greasy, dogshit fashion taste, consoomer. No wonder all those 3 decades are wasted on hunting black children, seeking for niggers in the gay sauna and grinding them into niggeroni and getting niggers to fart in Big Nick's vagina. Also fatly gay.
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Imagine giving this advice with that kind of pfp. :story: Pat has likely only had sex with his ex and current wife. Seeing as Niki probably smells like a Mumbai sewer, I doubt he's put his micropenis anywhere near her in the last few years, let alone at her request.

He really thinks this is one-upmanship. Sex and Patrick S. Tomlinson have no business being in the same sentence.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Gotta say, im a little disappointed that we didn’t get audio of Rick reading an excerpt from ‘Tiny Tim and the Martian Gloryhole Mystery’. Surely one of his thousands of fans must have been in attendance, or at least one of the pests.
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I've said it before, but Pat writing about Victorian London, boasting about all the "research" he's done while failing to get basic sayings like "Pounds Sterling" right is like me writing a novel set in the old West based on half-remembered Yosemite Sam cartoons. So here's my best guess:

"Oi m8", hollered Tim, " 'ave yer wocha' cock nuffin innit? Yer murdah'd Scruge, yer putannesca!"
"Oh nonce!" stammered, Pob Brongay, his fedora flapping in the breeze. "It's internationally well known bestselling author and manly self-insert Tim Tomlinson! Oi be screwed fo' sho'!"
"Yer bang' ter rights, yer corblimey Audi Quattro!"
"Yes," said Pob, "t'was I, the International sTalker Child! How did you guess, handsome, brave and not fat Tim Tomlinson whose dad definitely wasn't a rodeo clown?"
"I had a little assistance from international telegraph hacker Sackie Jingh and some fat idiot I don't know called Nane Shokes! Now knock the mockers on ya!"
"Curses! Foiled again by Tim Tomlinson and his intelligent and capable assistance, and Nane Shokes who was there I guess!"
"Oi! That' right my chum chuggah! Now Enjoy Clinking!"
 
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