💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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Someone explain to me why the president is getting involved in a private business. Is there nothing more important on his agenda than a shit tier chain restaurant logo?

This is embarrassing.

Because he's a cow. Remember when he tweeted into the void "at" Robert Pattinson about what a bad idea it was to date Kristen Stewart? He's always had an adhd like focus on the most inane things.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

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Cracker Barrel should fork over 10% equity to this barrel-shaped cracker Donald J. Trump.

I'm told this is conservatism now.

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>acquiring stakes in defense contractors
I mean, it's been an open secret that the military industrial complex owns the govt, and it's only thanks to govt spending that many of them haven't flopped.
Guess doing something like that would just concretize that nexus even further.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Someone explain to me why the president is getting involved in a private business. Is there nothing more important on his agenda than a shit tier chain restaurant logo?

This is embarrassing.

CB is in the news for being "WOKEEEEEE!!!!!!" since they changed their logo. it's not "woke" they just changed the design. now, old fuckers think it's woke since their brains were melted over culture war shit, and trump is only known now for being a pedo and "anti-woke" crusader; when trump talk about "woke" things, it put him back into the social zeitgeist and people will remember that he exists.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

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We USSR now.

 

[JaneThough]

Because he's a cow. Remember when he tweeted into the void "at" Robert Pattinson about what a bad idea it was to date Kristen Stewart? He's always had an adhd like focus on the most inane things.

That’s my favorite Trump saga ngl. It’s why it got featured in the OP over many many others.

He was an entertaining cow before he got the nuke codes.

 

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That’s my favorite Trump saga ngl. It’s why it got featured in the OP over many many others.

He was an entertaining cow before he got the nuke codes.

He is often quite hilarious, but not on purpose because narcs have no sense of humor. I just wish I could still laugh at him.

And HHH, simple: IOKIYAR

Everything a Republican does is good and true and everything a Democrat does is evil and false.

 

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Not sure if the glow in the dark foundation on his hands the other day is better or worse than obvious bruising.



Between this and the news of his heart thing that's causing swelling in the ankles, I'm surprised no one has really mentioned any concerns. Biden stumbles over a sandbag and stutters and there's headlines for days about his age and his health and how he's not really president.

But, IOKIYAR, after all.

 

[Trombonista]

Hearing Jeffrey Epstein was a Jonas Brothers fan does not make any of this better.

LOL he died the year the Jonas Brothers actually became good. That's got to be proof God exists.

 

[Hemlock Latte]

If Biden or Obama (or any Democrat) did this, they'd be shouting and crying that... it's Communism and should be stopped at all costs.

Not hypothetical. The same people are concurrently praising Trump for this and criticizing Mamdani for wanting to open New-York-City-owned grocery stores.

 

[JaneThough]

Not hypothetical. The same people are concurrently praising Trump for this are criticizing Mamdani for wanting to open New-York-City-owned grocery stores.

Which is not even a new idea yet now it’s communism. God forbid the people working your Starbucks and McDonald’s in NYC can afford groceries.

 

[Mike the Archangel]

>Donald Dumpy

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I asked the ever exhaulted AI what US cities are the most crime ridden and:

Chicago clocks in at 92. Why isn’t he going after the other 91 cities?? (Bet you can guess why)

Clearly the presence of chicken vending establishments that spits in the face of god.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

How are Thunderdome incels defending fatty having the government take a stake in companies? I mean it's obvious they're defending this communism because it's being done by the obese, elderly, senile, pants-shitting pedophile that they want to have sex with, but I am curious just how they're defending it

I for one approve of socialism in any form

especially if it's getting us closer to Juche

 

[Captain Syrup]

What a statesman! His job is to make Trump’s caveman grunts look articulate.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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What a statesman! His job is to make Trump’s caveman grunts look articulate.

You ever think that maybe they should act civilized and he's totally right that they should get their shit together?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Someone explain to me why the president is getting involved in a private business. Is there nothing more important on his agenda than a shit tier chain restaurant logo?

This is embarrassing.

He thinks it'll make him look good if he gets involved with every distraction his retarded ass base becomes obsessed with. I could get getting involved with Intel because they're like the only US company that builds microprocessors in the united states vs using tsmc for everything. But cracker barrel is an f tier restaurant chain that's not saveable.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He thinks it'll make him look good if he gets involved with every distraction his retarded ass base becomes obsessed with. I could get getting involved with Intel because they're like the only US company that builds microprocessors in the united states vs using tsmc for everything. But cracker barrel is an f tier restaurant chain that's not saveable.

Intel is trash, too.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I will point out, I talked to someone that had an elderly parent and they said blood thinners make you basically bruise from anything. It could be from all the hand shaking he's been doing, or something as simple as he bumped it on something because he's a bumbling old retard. If he was actually receiving intravenous medications regularly he would have a PICC line which is a port they can hook up to an IV, and can be hidden under clothing. I think all this health talk is just more smokescreen, of course he's an old, fat, unhealthy, fucker.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Intel is trash, too.

I agree, but there's at least a reason to try and keep intel alive over fuckin cracker barrel.

 

[soulgains]

You ever think that maybe they should act civilized and he's totally right that they should get their shit together?

You ever think that having no filter and saying whatever is on your mind while trying to conduct diplomacy is retarded? Imagine if you and you were wife were meeting with your lawyers to divy up assets and negotiate your divorce, and your wife just starts rambling about unrelated nonsense and insults your family for no reason, all while lying and claiming she was sole breadwinner despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary. That's what these people have to deal with, I don't think I could spend more than an hour in a room with the orange nigger and not lose my mind.