Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter / Let's Play / Funhaus / Inside Gaming - The company was resurrected.

[RasterTatth]

also, Ray's wife, her twitter says inactive because she tried to leave for bluesky or whatever one she's using, but despite it saying inactive she still constantly uses it to lust after Taylor Swift. Even Rays wife is gay

Spoiler: this is what she looked like when Ray got with her

Spoiler: DO NOT CLICK THIS HIS WIFE IS SO UGLY NOW. I have no idea why she posted these basically before and after pics

Ray is also starting the process of becoming a masculine presenting human vtuber

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Ray's wife

How many years are between these pictures? Ray hit the wall a little, too, but his wife seems to have hit it at Mach 3.

Also, seeing these graying thirty-somethings posing in font of their shelves of gamer merch just makes me lol

 

[LazyLizard]

also, Ray's wife, her twitter says inactive because she tried to leave for bluesky or whatever one she's using, but despite it saying inactive she still constantly uses it to lust after Taylor Swift. Even Rays wife is gay
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Spoiler: this is what she looked like when Ray got with her

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a fat mexican with a nose ring, thick rimmed glasses and a hobby of collecting stuffed animals i almost feel sorry for ray but like icuckz he chose this woman so he's gotta live with the consequences.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

also, Ray's wife, her twitter says inactive because she tried to leave for bluesky or whatever one she's using, but despite it saying inactive she still constantly uses it to lust after Taylor Swift. Even Rays wife is gay
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That's just how latinas are though. They're only attractive for about five seconds before they either blow up like a beach ball or transform into goblinas.

 

[pephickshigh]

That's just how latinas are though. They're only attractive for about five seconds before they either blow up like a beach ball or transform into goblinas.

And the ones that break that rule wisely use it to get rich and famous; Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek for example.

 

[RasterTatth]

Geoff’s wife now collects this shit, and wants to make a pilgrimage to the warehouse that they sell them.



She bought both of these napkin holders and told Geoff it was important they had TWO, the flat square one goes for $68 but she paid less than half.



The brand is called McKenzie Childs. Feel like Geoff’s wife might be a former alcoholic or drug addict who is constantly desperately replacing the addiction, or just a stupid woman.



At the very least the podcast is laughing at how retarded it all is but Geoff is still living it.

 

[Burt Ryan]

Why do trans people always choose the most retarded new names when they transition?

SHE'S NOT EVEN TRANS! She just crossdress!

 

[Cactuar King]

SHE'S NOT EVEN TRANS! She just crossdress!

It's hard to keep track of what flavor of retardation each former Rooster Teeth member has.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

And the ones that break that rule wisely use it to get rich and famous; Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek for example.

The messed up part is that Latinas could all look like attractive tan orientals if their diet didn't consist of nothing but carbs and oil.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

The messed up part is that Latinas could all look like attractive tan orientals if their diet didn't consist of nothing but carbs and oil.

Asians eat alot of rice too.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

How many years are between these pictures? Ray hit the wall a little, too, but his wife seems to have hit it at Mach 3.

Also, seeing these graying thirty-somethings posing in font of their shelves of gamer merch just makes me lol

About ten years, roughly, so she was a little chubby in her mid twenties and now bloated in her mid-thirties. She needs to hit the treadmill before she reaches whale status, or get some Ozempic.

Asians eat alot of rice too.

But they're more likely to eat smaller meals. Portion control is important.

 

[LovisXVI]

The messed up part is that Latinas could all look like attractive tan orientals if their diet didn't consist of nothing but carbs and oil.

Well it has a lot to do with the Amerindian genes. Being part red means it's really easy to get fat around the midsection, unlike Europeans and Africans, which at a similar BF% will appear less fat, as it's stored around the organs. So Mestizos blow up, white and black people get heart disease.

 

[TowinKarz]

At the very least the podcast is laughing at how retarded it all is but Geoff is still living it.

I honestly have begun to believe that Geoff is being punished for something he did wrong in a previous life... no man can be as unlucky as he has been when it comes to suffering the maximum humiliation and punishment from even the most tiny of mistakes....

Regular guys may get their cars stolen, his gets crushed under a meteorite shaped like a giant dildo.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I honestly have begun to believe that Geoff is being punished for something he did wrong in a previous life... no man can be as unlucky as he has been when it comes to suffering the maximum humiliation and punishment from even the most tiny of mistakes....

Regular guys may get their cars stolen, his gets crushed under a meteorite shaped like a giant dildo.

He's admitted in many stories that he was a piece of shit as a teen so maybe it's payback for all that shit. And an adult, he and Gus used to start shit or go to parties at peoples' houses and steal something. His reasoning? To be a piece of shit. So I guess now he's getting payback for everything he did as a young'un.

 

[RasterTatth]

I honestly have begun to believe that Geoff is being punished for something he did wrong in a previous life... no man can be as unlucky as he has been when it comes to suffering the maximum humiliation and punishment from even the most tiny of mistakes....

Regular guys may get their cars stolen, his gets crushed under a meteorite shaped like a giant dildo.

Do you listen to the new podcast? If you do, you already heard this story, but for people that haven’t. This dude can’t even have a Thanksgiving dinner without it going bad. He fucking left his turkey in a hotel refrigerator and didn’t notice until they were three hours away and that’s after getting locked out the hotel room naked cause his dog ran out and that’s before finding out on that same trip he has so much anxiety that he clinches his jaw when he sleeps to a degree that it’s giving him some sort of like phantom mouth pain, and some sort of jaw condition. Pretty much anything you could fucking name Geoff has had it go bad in some way. He would later reveal that they never had the turkey and now he has to wear a mouthguard and when he goes to bed, his wife says don’t forget to put your little mouthguard in honey. All of that is just from trying to travel to the family and have a Thanksgiving dinner together. Fuckin hell.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He is also from Alabama, that undoubtedly plays some role in his divine punishment.

 

[Mister Ferro]

Shaun "I destroyed Game Attack" Bolen posted this banger yesterday.


He would be rage tweeting about all the time about Trump if he did half the things Obama did in his 8 years.

He also retweeted this after what that tranny did

 

[LovisXVI]

Shaun "I destroyed Game Attack" Bolen posted this banger yesterday.

That suit is terrible though, don't let the libs make you think otherwise. A genuine crime on par with blowing up American citizens without charge or sentence (which he also did).

 

[Jackpot]

I've been out of the loop on RT for so long, seeing you guys talk about Jax had me seriously confused. "Did Michael turn fag? What happened?"

Searched the thread and I had a good laugh. Fucking Jax, lmao. I'd feel bad for Michael, but this is the future he chose.

I just had a very similar journey. Imagine marrying the fatty in hopes it will be an investment when she sheds the pounds.

And it turns out to be a monkey paw wish where she loses the weight but becomes Leon Kennedy's gayest cousin.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I just had a very similar journey. Imagine marrying the fatty in hopes it will be an investment when she sheds the pounds.

And it turns out to be a monkey paw wish where she loses the weight but becomes Leon Kennedy's gayest cousin.

From things he's said, I think he was a virgin when he met her. He admits to not doing much besides playing video games in Jersey, which probably includes not dating, and they rushed into moving in together and getting married.

What I find funny is the people who are convinced Michael is a whipped pussy boy now. We've seen their interactions on Off Topic and in Let's Plays, he constantly talks over her and yells at her to shut up. Their proposal ended with him ordering her to eat her food. Which is funny because he loves talking about women's rights to be equal, but made it very clear to everyone he wore the pants in that family. Which, considering some of her dumb decisions, makes sense.