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[Rolex]

She left because she was afraid it would jeopardize her job as a nurse AFAIK. (And this is exactly why I led that paragraph with "she'd never do it".

And I don't really care what she does in her free time, she (and people like her) know how to look and act professional when necessary. Just look at the Famous House presidential debate bit. Lexi is also the fish that about half the house immediately took to and sought comfort as "house mom" because she's got leadership ability and caregiver skills.

What about Mizzy? She was immediately ostracized, immediately put up as a suggestion for who to vote out, and half the fish spent most nights in their bedrooms shit talking her.

If they want a female production assistant for a famous house style gaslight, they need someone that can at least act like a normie (like Lexi).

I'm a Lexi apologist as well. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

For real though, the wiggers do need a sturdy bitch without a reputation to be concerned about to help with the show. Just someone who doesn't feel bad about it, has at least a 115 IQ, and knows how to tard wrangle. Sometimes the guys don't know how far to take certain things because they don't have that female buffer to help give the go ahead. When a woman says "don't stop, this shit is funny" you know you're probably good to go.

More importantly than that though, they need some kind of adult male oversight over the whole production. Sam is not the guy for that. He's funny as fuck and makes for great moments, but I don't think he's the best at managing the show. He's too critical of his own work and gets in his head about everything.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

For real though, the wiggers do need a sturdy bitch without a reputation to be concerned about to help with the show. Just someone who doesn't feel bad about it, has at least a 115 IQ, and knows how to tard wrangle. Sometimes the guys don't know how far to take certain things because they don't have that female buffer to help give the go ahead. When a woman says "don't stop, this shit is funny" you know you're probably good to go.

They had this with Bex and for some reason decided to stop using her. It isn't like they're on bad terms either, they all wished her well when she announced her pregnancy, so it's bizarre they don't let Bex be the handler. I don't buy that they cut her because she didn't put out either, I think they're just genuinely morons with managing outside of their direct circle.

 

[Rolex]

They had this with Bex and for some reason decided to stop using her. It isn't like they're on bad terms either, they all wished her well when she announced her pregnancy, so it's bizarre they don't let Bex be the handler. I don't buy that they cut her because she didn't put out either, I think they're just genuinely morons with managing outside of their direct circle.

Bex was absolutely a perfect fit. I don't know what the deal was but yeah, mismanagement is fairly likely. Probably not offering consistent work and when they did, it was always last minute. Should have just kept her on payroll. Maybe Sam jewed out on the staffing costs.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

I can't fucking stand Aryeh. His autism fit in well in the fishtank because he would piss people off and say retarded things, but him by himself or as a co-host is unwatchable.

 

[The Man With No Name]

She left because she was afraid it would jeopardize her job as a nurse AFAIK. (And this is exactly why I led that paragraph with "she'd never do it".

And I don't really care what she does in her free time, she (and people like her) know how to look and act professional when necessary. Just look at the Famous House presidential debate bit. Lexi is also the fish that about half the house immediately took to and sought comfort as "house mom" because she's got leadership ability and caregiver skills.

What about Mizzy? She was immediately ostracized, immediately put up as a suggestion for who to vote out, and half the fish spent most nights in their bedrooms shit talking her.

If they want a female production assistant for a famous house style gaslight, they need someone that can at least act like a normie (like Lexi).

I just wanted to go ahead and correct the revisionist history here.

Do you remember why Mizzy was immediately ostracized?

Lexi was the one who conspired with Laron to immediately work to get her out and pin candy theft on her, after they both did it.

Alexis was possibly one of the dumbest FT contestants of all time, and she was more than comfortable leaving her child to be on "Famous House" but left as soon as it became Fishtank. She really fucking sucked, and didn't have the comedic value of gay black faggot Laron to make up for it.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

they need some kind of adult male oversight over the whole production.

I always thought Max seemed pretty responsible. He always got shit done when they needed something constructed asap and was the medical guy too. And if I'm remembering right he was the one who came up and told Frank to knock it off when he was all over Tayleigh in S2 (a little late but hey, someone did it.)
He seems like more of a handyman than a production guy and I don't think he does Fishtank as a full time thing though so I don't see him becoming a regular managing force.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

IIRC didn't Alexis mention something about stealing meds?

She still has a very public business of selling used clothes.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Alexis thinking they were kidnapped post rug pull was very funny.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

IIRC didn't Alexis mention something about stealing meds?

I cant recall the specifics but she mentioned on multiple occasions doing multiple things that would get her nursing license revoked if it was reported. Truly a fucking moron, or an average nurse.

 

[Polyboros2]

She still has a very public business of selling used clothes.

She's still getting simps to buy her dirty panties?

I don't think I've heard anything about her since it was confirmed that she actually sold and shipped them, and assumed she just went back into obscurity.

Edit: I do appreciate this community not focusing on these girls being whores, please continue not publicizing that.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Do you remember why Mizzy was immediately ostracized?

Lexi was the one who conspired with Laron to immediately work to get her out and pin candy theft on her, after they both did it.

Iirc mizzy was the one who got her candy stolen by Alexis and la’ron, which they both tried to pin on Luke.

 

[Blackstar]

Alex leaked a Burt text lmao

 

[code123]

Alex leaked a Burt text lmao
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How dare burt disrespect a 9/11 first responder like that.
Of course he is going to have his brothers back against a literal schizophrenic nigger

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

I can't fucking stand Aryeh. His autism fit in well in the fishtank because he would piss people off and say retarded things, but him by himself or as a co-host is unwatchable.

If you ever want him to shut up just ask about the tranny that he was gonna fly out to meet the week after the season ended. Face got so red I thought he was going to have an aneurism

 

[yoursavior]

I can't fucking stand Aryeh. His autism fit in well in the fishtank because he would piss people off and say retarded things, but him by himself or as a co-host is unwatchable.

Arye is pretty funny with twitter comments. Dude is 100% rational skeptic with that shit lmao
Watching any Fishtank related stream is boring unless they get flat out drunk, CK is on screen, or Cole drinking beers at 5AM in a ski mask.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Arye is pretty funny with twitter comments. Dude is 100% rational skeptic with that shit lmao
Watching any Fishtank related stream is boring unless they get flat out drunk, CK is on screen, or Cole drinking beers at 5AM in a ski mask.

They're at their best when they're together. They should do a S4 podcast where it's just them being retarded online at eachother. The 14 hour Burtstream with Freddy, Seth, Arye, Frank, Jobe & Alex B was kino.

 

[Polychromos]

The wiggers can't even get a filming permit, what makes you think they'd get a whole (space)ship? Even if they managed to get past that it would be instantly damaged by a flood worse than that from season 2.

They don't need a full spaceship, my dream is a completely scuffed low budget 50s pseudo space set. They could defeneatly pull that off. But I do wonder whether or not Bex impact on season 2 was way beyond just the clothes?
I'm not a season 2 fan, but I think season 2 and blood games should be the standard for set design.

I'm a Lexi apologist as well. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

I will concede that Lexi would probably be the best gaslighting assistant, but my dream would be them hiring a woman that is also involved in the creative decisions. For that job Mizzy would be better than Lexi.

I just wanted to go ahead and correct the revisionist history here.

Do you remember why Mizzy was immediately ostracized?

Lexi was the one who conspired with Laron to immediately work to get her out and pin candy theft on her, after they both did it.

Yes!!! I 100% agree with that part, but I don't think Lexi was the stupidest fish.

I think the pro Lexi argument only really works for another complete gaslight season and I'm not sure I want that. Just like season 2, season 3 had its moments and I'll happily defend "nontent" before the RV arc to season 2 revisionists. However looking back season 3 had the disadvantage of being incredibly ugly.

 

[Agares]

They're at their best when they're together. They should do a S4 podcast where it's just them being retarded online at eachother. The 14 hour Burtstream with Freddy, Seth, Arye, Frank, Jobe & Alex B was kino.

While Sardine Tank will undoubtedly be scuffed, it'll at least have the fish in a house together so we can get some interaction and hopefully some content.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

The wiggers can't even get a filming permit, what makes you think they'd get a whole (space)ship? Even if they managed to get past that it would be instantly damaged by a flood worse than that from season 2.

Just get some tin foil, cardboard, blinking lights and random sci-fi crap and paste it all onto the walls, like what Red Letter Media did for Space Cop:

(18:40 timestamp)

 

[sum ting wong]

While Sardine Tank will undoubtedly be scuffed, it'll at least have the fish in a house together so we can get some interaction and hopefully some content.

Unfortunately Sardine Tank likely will not involve any fish, it only consists of Stream Stars contestants. It is run by Aperture, Kalakalak, and a couple other people. The best you can hope for is maybe some fish will show up for a bit like Alex B did for the original Sardine Tank.

The potential event that was going to involve the fish was "Fish Party" but the only time I saw it mentioned were these 3 messages in the fishtank chat.


For all we know this is just something Alex talks about like his netflix deal or divorce and it doesn't actually exist but we'll see on September 1st I guess.