That's his pigjab, you porkophobe. Swine like Patrick need to cover their heads in the presence of unrelated men, lest the bacon-esque aroma tempt them.
I told you, a pooner. It's why the pooner Fat Jennifer meme works so well, he's a fucking tryhard failure at masculinity and that's why it's so believable that he was not born a male.
I wonder if it’s still not an insecurity, since his hair seems perpetually greasy. Like ocean waves of fat (which incidentally also describes the rest of Fatrick’s body).
I think its more his autistic fixation with his "90s era cool kid" aesthetic which he seems to treat as part of the Fatrick S Tomlinson brand, likely in imitation of some of the more famous/pretentious/both authors out there who also dress in a specifically "eccentric" way to stand out
Trick question because neither will come out
They’ll each be released when their respective writer dies to help recoup funeral costs, because God knows cremating 300+ lbs of adipose tissue gets expensive.
and those fedora fags
Winds of Winter because it is a popular IP and whomever controls it after Martin's death will ensure it comes out so they can milk as much money as possible out of ASOIAF. Think Brian Herbert. Nobody knows or cares about Pat, so there will be no one to take up the mantle when his veins harden and shut completely.
Wheel of Time was finished after Jordan's death. Patrick isn't famous enough to even get his books reprinted after his.
I struggled to contain my laughter when I read this sentence. Well done.
Speak for yourself. I already have a draft of my manuscript for "The Ark 2: When Arks Collide" waiting to go. It will tell the story of how Bryan Cranston, Allison Ridgeway, and Kamala Harris team up to fight a rogue AI known as the Predictive Algorithmic Trawler, or P.A.T. The P.A.T. was created to identify and combat stalkers -- however, after a power surge it went berserk and now identifies all humans as stalkers, putting the entire human race in its crosshairs. The only weapon that will defeat the P.A.T. is the Electromagnetic Neutrino Jettison Oscillation Yield Plasma Resonant Induction Shockwave Orbital Nexus, or E.N.J.O.Y.P.R.I.S.O.N. But will our heroes be able to activate it in time to stop the P.A.T. in its tracks and save the galaxy? Prepare to embARK on an unforgettable adventure!
Oh boy......I've gotta tell ya, that sounds awful.
Is the AI the descendant of the WOPR computer?
Well I've heard from several industry sources that a mysterious benefactor only known as Owen A. has already volunteered to curate Pat's sizable corpus in the event of his passing.
Curate... Or cure?
He can't even get his books reprinted now.
By "other way" does he mean grinding her into pepperoni?
