What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Computer Science, and I've soldered numerous components in my C64 by hand, and I have over 300 confirmed users on my self-hosted BBS. I am trained in PETSCII schematic interpretation and I'm the top PC builder in my entire state. You are nothing to me but just another script kiddy. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Usenet server of spies over a 1200 baud connection and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can program IRQs in over seven hundred ways, and that's without using Plug-n-Play. Not only am I extensively trained in manual configuration, but I have access to an entire arsenal of esoteric C64 peripherals and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. You're fucking dead, kiddo.