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Amazing what a nose job, brows and makeup can do.
Not just a nose job. Dylan had:

a hairline advancement, a brow bone shave, a rhinoplasty, minor cheek enhancement, a little lip lift, a jaw shave, a chin reduction, and a tracheal shave.

He had quite a bit of bone removed from his skull. And fake cheekbones dropped in.

IIRC during his book tour he mentioned that he got an infection in one of the cheek implants after his FFS. All that was done back in 2022, so who knows what little tune ups or tweaks he’s had since then. (Besides his custom bolt ons.)
 
32 is close to be the standard size for the first bra girls use. The smallest training bras are 32. I'm pretty sure my first bra was 32 when I was like 11. Kid's was too and she moved to 34 when she grew taller and gained also muscle and size. I know an adult who's 32 and while she's slim, I know she also used to have an eating disorder.

This is the size for boobs that are just showing and go with the frame of young girls. If a grown woman was wearing it, I'd be worried because it's not just the size of the breast, but the size of her frame. You're telling me Dylan has the size of a tween who just started puberty and that's terribly underweight.

Also, don't just forget that this faggot has a fetish for being a little girl and he probably gets off thinking he's wearing basically a step above a training bra because he's just growing his boobs, tee hee.
Oh god can we not go about disbelieving a legit bra size? My first bra was 26-28". My mother has ranged (in 70 years of wearing a bra) from 28-32D/DD. I have ranged more as an adult, from a 30D (thin) to a 34F (chunkers), mostly hanging at a 32-34DD/DDD - and neither of us is skin & bones, just hwp. Some women just have small ribcages. I think I'd have to be 200 lbs to wear a 36 band size (and I don't intend to validate that guess).

Dylan is much much taller than I am, but he is built like a string bean. When you see him in pictures with other people he is super narrow in all directions. His "32" may be vanity sizing (and tbh his moobs look more 32C, though I may be deceived by heavy padding), but a band should be snug and do the work. I think a 34 would slide off him.
 
Oh god can we not go about disbelieving a legit bra size? My first bra was 26-28". My mother has ranged (in 70 years of wearing a bra) from 28-32D/DD. I have ranged more as an adult, from a 30D (thin) to a 34F (chunkers), mostly hanging at a 32-34DD/DDD - and neither of us is skin & bones, just hwp. Some women just have small ribcages. I think I'd have to be 200 lbs to wear a 36 band size (and I don't intend to validate that guess).

Dylan is much much taller than I am, but he is built like a string bean. When you see him in pictures with other people he is super narrow in all directions. His "32" may be vanity sizing (and tbh his moobs look more 32C, though I may be deceived by heavy padding), but a band should be snug and do the work. I think a 34 would slide off him.
If you wear a 30 bra band at 5'10", your body isn't even allowed to appear on those body visualizer websites, no matter what cup size. They'll show you a woman with a BMI of 40, but not a woman with a 28" ribcage even though women born before 1990 are definitely still alive. Almost all of the styles for sale at a bra shop in the mall are not available above a C-cup in that band size. They don't make them for the "everyday" price range because it's considered something that doesn't exist. You basically cannot go to the store (unless it's the sporting goods store, but, good news they have some pretty fashionable shit). Dylan would still have to be above average amounts of skinny for a woman to wear a 32.
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Oh god can we not go about disbelieving a legit bra size? My first bra was 26-28". My mother has ranged (in 70 years of wearing a bra) from 28-32D/DD. I have ranged more as an adult, from a 30D (thin) to a 34F (chunkers), mostly hanging at a 32-34DD/DDD - and neither of us is skin & bones, just hwp. Some women just have small ribcages. I think I'd have to be 200 lbs to wear a 36 band size (and I don't intend to validate that guess).

Dylan is much much taller than I am, but he is built like a string bean. When you see him in pictures with other people he is super narrow in all directions. His "32" may be vanity sizing (and tbh his moobs look more 32C, though I may be deceived by heavy padding), but a band should be snug and do the work. I think a 34 would slide off him.
There are size variations for regions too, tbf. I know bc Made in China M size is like Small for me compared with clothes made here.

I know there are different types of women, but the average young woman who's just growing breasts is 32 or so and they are special cases. Most women grown physically and the size increases not just due to the breasts, but the rest of the body.

Thing is, Dylan's a man wearing the size that girls wear while having the size of a man, but being anorexic. There is a lot of unhealthy issues there because I'm sure he knows that if he gains weight, his male body is gonna be more obvious.
 
If you wear a 30 bra band at 5'10", your body isn't even allowed to appear on those body visualizer websites, no matter what cup size. They'll show you a woman with a BMI of 40, but not a woman with a 28" ribcage even though women born before 1990 are definitely still alive. Almost all of the styles for sale at a bra shop in the mall are not available above a C-cup in that band size. They don't make them for the "everyday" price range because it's considered something that doesn't exist. You basically cannot go to the store (unless it's the sporting goods store, but, good news they have some pretty fashionable shit). Dylan would still have to be above average amounts of skinny for a woman to wear a 32.
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OT here, but totally agree on the lack of easy availability for small band-mid/large cup bras. When I was a 30-32, I wore 32 because 30s were just not findable/affordable (iirc, Natori and Wacoal were just coming into being available, but Natori then only went to a B cup (and ran small) and Wacoal back then cost about the same as it does now ($70+), so seemed very expensive. There were small band-mid/large cups bras available for astronomical prices at Bergdorf Goodman - and there still are (link should be to 30 band bras), though again, they're priced about/ not tremendously above the same prices for higher-end bras as in the late 90s - and specialty shops, but too precious for me at the time. But when for whatever reason bra sizes came up (before this thread veered to this topic ) between my mom and me yesterday, she told me she didn't have trouble finding those 28-30 sizes way back in the day (50s, 60s, 70s). (And fwiw, we both have always worn underwire bras.)

That said, again, having a small ribcage (with or without big boobs) doesn't necessarily mean super-bony-skinny. For Dylan, whether he's a real* 32 or a 34 or or 52, he looks like a pencil; he doesn't have the typical (human, but especially men) V-shaped upper torso.

*as real as inauthentic boobs can be
There are size variations for regions too, tbf. I know bc Made in China M size is like Small for me compared with clothes made here.
Definitely. I once bought a silk suit set from Shanghai Tang, and though I was a 00/0/2 US size at the time, they eyeballed me and deemed me a M. Turned out the S fit, but definitely not an XS or XXS, which they did carry. Looking at their site just now, their S is a 31.5 - 32.2 bust; their XXS is for a 29.9-30.7 bust. They max out in the XL at a 35.4 bust (which they claim is ~US 10).
I know there are different types of women, but the average young woman who's just growing breasts is 32 or so and they are special cases. Most women grown physically and the size increases not just due to the breasts, but the rest of the body.

Thing is, Dylan's a man wearing the size that girls wear while having the size of a man, but being anorexic. There is a lot of unhealthy issues there because I'm sure he knows that if he gains weight, his male body is gonna be more obvious.
Look, 32 does not mean anorexic. It means small ribcage and likely slim or slimmish. Sure, at 5'10", a 32 puts you in runway model proportions:

Per some random article, for Victoria's Secret "Angels," - a sort of hybrid between runway and catalogue body proportions:
most Angels stand at 5'10" tall, wear a size six* dress, and wear a bra sized 32A to 32D.

* elsewhere I've seen a more likely range for runway of mostly 0-4.

Here's an article showing 3 VS models getting fit for bras (all are 32 band).

A quick review of modeling agencies shows requirements largely 32-35" bust for all types of modeling except plus (and that usually means measured at the fullest part of the breasts; 34 is max for higher-end modelling).
 
A quick review of modeling agencies shows requirements largely 32-35" bust for all types of modeling except plus (and that usually means measured at the fullest part of the breasts; 34 is max for higher-end modelling).
Angels are curvy compared to classic under-21 runway jobbers. Also super pretty. Hey, maybe the ultra high fashion girls are mostly in it for the free sample sizes since it's hard for them to find affordable clothing in their size. They can't be in it for the money Unless they were like, dirt poor teenage girls from eastern europe who skipped finishing high school just so they could send $20USD back home every week because that makes a difference when your situation is as bad as theirs. But that can't be the case. It's far too depressing to be true.
* elsewhere I've seen a more likely range for runway of mostly 0-4.
Most of the women you see in the VS show look like a designer 6. That's about the size you are on top if you have visible titties while modelling. Remember Lara Stone got massive shit&gossip and was driven to alcoholism by both the industry and her crazy husband for being "fat" and having "big fat cow tits".

Anyway, Dylan is fucking ugly and would look like that SNL sketch "Superstar" if he tried to bro down with underwear models.
 
Damn, do most women possess such an encyclopedic knowledge of bra sizes? :story: I feel pretty inadequate.
The ones in the fashion industry do! It would be a disaster if they didn't.

Also, foid moment. People talking about an interest that you don't share isn't a conspiracy to make you "feel dumb".
 
Damn, do most women possess such an encyclopedic knowledge of bra sizes? :story: I feel pretty inadequate.
Buying bras is a science and an annoyance. Like, you can be unlucky that they have your frame but not the cup size. You learn by experience.
 
Remember Lara Stone got massive shit&gossip and was driven to alcoholism by both the industry and her crazy husband for being "fat" and having "big fat cow tits".
I don't understand men that aren't into big boobs.
 
I don't understand men that aren't into big boobs.
Many aren't. A pretty face and general "not being fat"-ness is what is important to regular guys. I would say that sad tits and mediocre legs are the most common bad features you'll see on even the most famous beautiful women. Pretty face and no buddha belly is what's non-negotiable. Everything else can get pretty weird even for extremely handsome and/or rich men. Having a visibly female hip-thigh-ass area is a soft requirement sometimes but even that's not strictly necessary.
The fashion biz is completely different even compared to acting. There is an area of work where the qualifications needed are "look like Doug Jones" and guess how I know that. Commercial models look like unreal goddesses in terms of attractiveness, high fashion runway/editorial girls are love-or-hate in terms of what average men think, and catalogue has always been the wild west though never as bizarrely and misguidedly "inclusive" as it is lately. However, all of them, when old, must either cut all fat and become "fitness models" or pivot to something that requires brain use.
 
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There also might be some discrepancy here in terms of how band size is determined. There is the more mainstream/old school method of adding 4" to the underbust measurement (thus me mentioning the 27"~30" range), and the more recent practice of simply wearing the band size closest to the underbust measurement. Bands used to be made of less flexible materials, and so adding a bit of wiggle room just like you do with any other article of clothing was necessary. Nowadays, materials are more elastic and comfortable, so sizing directly to your underbust is recommended. This is also the source of so much size confusion, as some brands account for the +4" practice and some do not, meaning a bra with the same size label can fit completely differently from brand to brand.
I tried to find some photos of Dylan posing with real women so I could see if there was a notable size difference, but even after scouring Bing and DuckDuckGo, I simply can't find a good reference photo. Either he's posed next to another tranny, one or both are wearing baggy clothes, or he's turned his body so that it's 3/4 view and thus appears much skinnier.
 
There also might be some discrepancy here in terms of how band size is determined. There is the more mainstream/old school method of adding 4" to the underbust measurement (thus me mentioning the 27"~30" range), and the more recent practice of simply wearing the band size closest to the underbust measurement. Bands used to be made of less flexible materials, and so adding a bit of wiggle room just like you do with any other article of clothing was necessary. Nowadays, materials are more elastic and comfortable, so sizing directly to your underbust is recommended. This is also the source of so much size confusion, as some brands account for the +4" practice and some do not, meaning a bra with the same size label can fit completely differently from brand to brand.
I tried to find some photos of Dylan posing with real women so I could see if there was a notable size difference, but even after scouring Bing and DuckDuckGo, I simply can't find a good reference photo. Either he's posed next to another tranny, one or both are wearing baggy clothes, or he's turned his body so that it's 3/4 view and thus appears much skinnier.
He's lying in both methods
 
JVN finally noticed him:


hails - suara asli - haileyffx
Feels like right of passage @JVN

It's "Rite of passage", Dyldo.
 
It's "Rite of passage", Dyldo.
Although Dylan's all about documenting his Maiden milestones (fugettabout Mother and Crone, Dyldo. Not happenin'.) maybe that was a Freudian slip? Dylan's all in on (and deeply grateful for) the "right to passage". He'd still be a nobody CA theater kid still struggling towards fame & fortune without the current modern "right" to all those body mods that enable him to "pass" as female. (Well, somewhat pass. YWABAF, Dylan!)
 
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Dios mio
 
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Who leaves their apartment in their underwear but with their cell phone to even get locked out in the first place? And then rather than sitting tight by the door and calling a locksmith, leaves the building to film a TikTok with the almost dead cellphone? Such a quirky queen.
 
LOL wow dyllie boy looks awful. He got one of those lizard person nose jobs? You’re still a goofy gay man, Dylan.
 

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