🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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YouTube Autist said:
I imagine Russell standing waist-deep in hell-flames. "Um actually, I didn't commit any of those sins... it was just an honest mistake. God even admitted that I was innocent. And when you think about it, it's really His fault for creating sin in the first place. But yet somehow I am the damned one."
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The ultimate discrimination suit for Russ would be against God Himself.

In all seriousness, I don’t think Slurpy has ever forgiven God for making him disabled. Instead of getting curious about how he was supposed to capitalize on his deformity to help others and grow closer to God, Russ has just lived life as one extended temper tantrum. It hasn’t worked out for him even a little bit, but he is too attached to his rage and resentment to ever let them go.
 
Hi I'm waiting in line for the release of the hot summer single 'She Don't Like Nice Guys' and the up and comer 'She Turned Me Down So She Clearly Has AIDS And Does Anal With Old Men'
 
John Andrews Stan said:
The ultimate discrimination suit for Russ would be against God Himself.

In all seriousness, I don’t think Slurpy has ever forgiven God for making him disabled. Instead of getting curious about how he was supposed to capitalize on his deformity to help others and grow closer to God, Russ has just lived life as one extended temper tantrum. It hasn’t worked out for him even a little bit, but he is too attached to his rage and resentment to ever let them go.
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It's been established that Rusty feels that God owes him a trophy wife in exchange for him having his disability. When one of the church elders told him it wasn't in "God's plan" for him, that's when Rusty began is perpetual temper tantrum towards the church.

While he was handled with kid gloves and kindness, I'm certain a lot of people, atleast once in their interactions with Rusty, had the feeling that he was simply born rotten. Nobody really wants to have that thought, but when you interact with someone like Rusty enough times, that feeling will make its way into your head.
 
Walking Clock said:
He’s also a wait till the last minute guy in general. He recounts in his book waiting to print documents he needed for the Taylor Swift case until a few hours before court started and says an old lady printing cat pictures ahead of him almost made him late.

While the cat lady is probably an exaggeration, I have no doubt Russ did wait until the day of court to print his documents and it clearly didn’t occur to him how stupid this makes him look.
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This is hysterical. I never heard about this. Rusty going to Office Max or FedEx to print off legal documents and being delayed by a lady printing cat photos. Outstanding! That is so him! The same guy who didn't have a long enough HDMI cable in court. I love it. I would have loved it if he told the court about the lady printing cat photos.

I know we talk a lot about Rusty's mental state and his last minute behavior, screams ADHD. ADHD is all too common, and honestly that is one of his less serious issues, but ADHD combined with other personality and mental disorders makes life way tougher. I wonder if Rusty is on any meds? I don't remember seeing much, if anything on this.
 
Walking Clock said:
He’s also a wait till the last minute guy in general. He recounts in his book waiting to print documents he needed for the Taylor Swift case until a few hours before court started and says an old lady printing cat pictures ahead of him almost made him late.
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I can almost guarantee that the old lady cat pictures were more useless than the dreck that Greee printed out.

Da Dude123 said:
The same guy who didn't have a long enough HDMI cable in court.
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This was proven to just be a straight up lie, since they don't sell a cable that short.

Da Dude123 said:
I wonder if Rusty is on any meds? I don't remember seeing much, if anything on this.
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The only meds he should be on are anti-psychotics to deal with all the hallucinations he seems to suffer from according to his book.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
This was proven to just be a straight up lie, since they don't see a cable that short.
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Sorry Charlie, the whole book was proven false by Russel Greer himself when he testified his lawsuits against Taylor Swift were just an itty bitty publicity stunt in his motions in his case against Null.
Da Dude123 said:
This is hysterical. I never heard about this. Rusty going to Office Max or FedEx to print off legal documents and being delayed by a lady printing cat photos. Outstanding! That is so him! The same guy who didn't have a long enough HDMI cable in court. I love it. I would have loved it if he told the court about the lady printing cat photos.

I know we talk a lot about Rusty's mental state and his last minute behavior, screams ADHD. ADHD is all too common, and honestly that is one of his less serious issues, but ADHD combined with other personality and mental disorders makes life way tougher. I wonder if Rusty is on any meds? I don't remember seeing much, if anything on this.
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Everything in Greer's book makes him look like a petulant psychopath and he thought it would clear his name. He's just retarded and I don't think they make pills for that.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Hi I'm waiting in line for the release of the hot summer single 'She Don't Like Nice Guys' and the up and comer 'She Turned Me Down So She Clearly Has AIDS And Does Anal With Old Men'
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I believe Greer's forthcoming summer smash will be titled 'She Don't Date Door Dash'. The chorus goes something like this:

She don't date Door Dash
Drivers even though I Venmo'd her some cash,
A dollar doesn't buy you much in Vegas today
If you want pussy then expect to pay

But I won't always drive for Door Dash,
When my brothel opens I'll be swimming in gash,
Then she'll be sorry that she turned me down,
When I'm spotted with the hotties running all over town

I'm a humble nice guy everybody agrees,
But women see my mouth and think I've got a disease,
I can't help but drool when I see her face,
But it isn't just my mouth, I'm dribblling every place.

My folks abandoned me when I was just a kid,
But I've fought against my plights, I went to college, I did,
Long hours in the library, studying law,
Just so I could earn enough that I could rent a whore

She don't date Door Dash
Drivers even though I really want to smash,
But she takes one look at me and then she writes me off
She'll be sorry when I'm loaded just like Dennis Hof...
 
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Travis and Taylor are engaged. We may not get a post about it, but we all know Russ is reeing.
 
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Walking Clock said:
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Travis and Taylor are engaged. We may not get a post about it, but we all know Russ is reeing.
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Wow, I guess Taylor Swiftly hated all my messages to her offering her flowers and a date and to reconcile from all those lawsuits she made me file against her. I bet this jock bro Travis, who she barely even knows, will never treat her as good as I could.
 
Swole McPole said:
I believe Greer's forthcoming summer smash will be titled 'She Don't Date Door Dash'. The chorus goes something like this:

She don't date Door Dash
Drivers even though I Venmo'd her some cash,
A dollar doesn't buy you much in Vegas today
If you want pussy then expect to pay

But I won't always drive for Door Dash,
When my brothel opens I'll be swimming in gash,
Then she'll be sorry that she turned me down,
When I'm spotted with the hotties running all over town

I'm a humble nice guy everybody agrees,
But women see my mouth and think I've got a disease,
I can't help but drool when I see her face,
But it isn't just my mouth, I'm dribblling every place.

My folks abandoned me when I was just a kid,
But I've fought against my plights, I went to college, I did,
Long hours in the library, studying law,
Just so I could earn enough that I could rent a whore

She don't date Door Dash
Drivers even though I really want to smash,
But she takes one look at me and then she writes me off
She'll be sorry when I'm loaded just like Dennis Hof...
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This has a consistent meter and a rhyme scheme, there's no way it could be Greer lyrics.
 
I do wonder if this Swift marriage thing will piss of Gree?

Has he moved on? He's done so much and harassed so many other women since his Swift days does he even remember her? Will he even care?

Russell's heart is a fickle thing after all.
 
This is so wrong Taylor Swift would have been engaged to him and running a chain of brothels with him. Unfortunately the haters on Kiwifarms destroyed that chance!

Greer has been stabbed in the heart twice.
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