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I wonder how the young post-op people will be doing in the future. Will it become a horrifying moment in history?
I don't think so, it'll just be an awkward fart in the wind like prehistoric cannibal cults. Unlike Nazis, Slavery, countless actual genocides and many more miscellaneous evils throughout history where one could argue the general public was somewhat complicit. Troons are still too repulsive of a concept to the broader public for there to be any social guilt over the consequences.
 
A pre-op (or no-op) troon passes perfectly except for the bulge.
Or thinks he does.
He can hide the bulge OK when walking around fully clothed.
Or thinks he does.
He can give blow jobs without revealing the bulge.
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I dive into the profile looking for a selfie.
I find he wants to make sure and get an answer so he posts the same message ...
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Sorry no selfie. :christine:
 
A pre-op (or no-op) troon passes perfectly except for the bulge.
Or thinks he does.
He can hide the bulge OK when walking around fully clothed.
Or thinks he does.
He can give blow jobs without revealing the bulge.
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I dive into the profile looking for a selfie.
I find he wants to make sure and get an answer so he posts the same message ...
Reddit r/DysphoriaClinic -- Archive Zero replies (low traffic group)

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Sorry no selfie. :christine:
I wish them all a very Merry Castration.

“Girl is when tits and long hair and pronoun pin, DUH”
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I'm reminded of this Somali oil slick that frogged out from an adorable little UNICEF ad model into looking like a greasy, rape starved migrant-little echidna type critter.

For posterity's sake:
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She's probably 5'2" (with big ol' birthin' hips and a girl butt and thighs to go with those narrow, sloping female shoulders), because of course she would be.

I wonder how the young post-op people will be doing in the future. Will it become a horrifying moment in history?
Yeah, I don't think history is going to look too kindly on the Troon Era, especially the medical butchery of children, autistics, and self-loathing young women with sexual trauma. It's our era's lobotomies, or involuntary sterilizations, or Tuskeegee-style medical experimentation.

And the tides are shifting—not as fast as I'd like, but the TRAs have so overstepped the bounds of reasonableness and decency in such a short time, while stomping all over the hard-won rights of women and the LGBs, and openly preying on kids, that shit's going to get ugly. And a lot of Zoomers seem to be fed the fuck up with Wokescoldery in general, and gendershit in particular.

I thin we will see a lot of detransitioners in coming years, especially among young women. The AGPs are more likely to remain holdouts because they're so coom-addled, and the high-effort HSTSs might do okay and remain committed. But the ROGD girls are at the bottom of the tranny pecking order, and frankly, every goddamned one I see looks utterly miserable, I assume most will be detransitioned or dead by suicide in a decade.

I wish them all a very Merry Castration.

“Girl is when tits and long hair and pronoun pin, DUH”
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Wearing women's clothes, having long hair, and displaying a set of either bolt-ons or gynecomatic E-moobs doesn't change the fact that he has a male body, a male face, a male walk, big man hands, and XY chromosomes. He is a man. Obviously, everybody can tell, and many of them are unwilling to suspend reality on his behalf. He needs to stop listening to the well-intentioned (or simply conflict-avoidant) people he knows who tell him he passes in any way, because they're straight-up lying to him.
 
The different between a heckin valid tranny and a deranged chaser is whether you're a troon yourself.
Chasers calling themselves butch lesbian T4T and not transitioning in any way shape or form because “trans women don’t owe you femininity, bigot!” and “you don’t need to transition or have dysphoria to be trans uwu”
So t4t could be two weird but masculine looking guys.
Not just gay, but even "bears" (except for the clothing and make up). :lit:

He needs to stop listening to the well-intentioned (or simply conflict-avoidant ) people he knows who tell him he passes in any way
That one. :christine:
 
Chasers calling themselves butch lesbian T4T and not transitioning in any way shape or form because “trans women don’t owe you femininity, bigot!” and “you don’t need to transition or have dysphoria to be trans uwu”
Thinking trans women owe you femininity to be "valid" kind of replicates patriarchy, no? Super problematic thinking here. Go do your research on black trans women’s history.
 
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A pooner is upset that the nurses and doctors are acknowledging how testosterone could be effecting her body, even her trans girlfriend says the same thing.

qi (19M) just wanted to share my experiences with you all, having been hospitalized as a trans man this week. i’m completely passing, almost one year on testosterone, and have changed my legal name, but i’m pre-op and therefore unable to legally change my sex.
TLDR: first, a nurse was shocked to learn i was trans and asked silly questions; second, a receptionist told me to simply update my sex marker (as if it’s that easy); third, a doctor brought up my transition before addressing anything else; fourth, the nurse refused to give me testosterone; fifth, nurses lingered a bit too long on my genitals; sixth, a nurse tried to blame my ailments on my testosterone.
interaction one:
i first went to my university’s medical center with my symptoms. they clearly hadn’t read my file, because the nurse, after asking all the questions on the questionnaire, asked, “so, if you don’t have any underlying medical conditions, why are you taking testosterone?”
i said, “i’m transgender.”
she looked startled and did a double take. “you’re transgender?”
“yes.”
“have you had.. the surgeries?” (she had already asked if i had ever had surgery, and i had said no.)
“no.”
“do you… um… have a period?”
“no.”
“because of the testosterone?”
“right.”
then, she began to take my blood pressure and asked, “so, you’re transgender?”, like it was a casual conversation starter.
i was a little bit flabbergasted by this point. “yes?”
she asked, “does that mean you were born female?”
i’m still floored by the fact that she was wondering if i was born male and was taking testosterone to transition to female??
interaction 2
anyway, the verdict at the campus medical center was that i need to go to the emergency room, so i went to the emergency room and filled out the intake forms. it asked for my sex, and i put F, because that’s what it is with my insurance. it asked for my gender identity, and i put M.
after an hour had passed, my name was called, so i naturally thought that i was getting called back. i was, instead, faced by the receptionist, who asked to see my driver’s license. i showed it to her. she grimaced and said, “your driver’s license says female.”
i said, “right, that’s why i marked the sex as F.”
she said, “well, we’re going to have to put an F on your bracelet. i would recommend updating your driver’s license.”
she was well-intentioned and was trying to be nice about it, but i just do not understand why the form asked for my gender identity instead of, like, my legal sex, since my gender identity clearly doesn’t even matter. also, did she think that it’s just never occurred to me to update my driver’s license?? i can’t change it in my state without getting surgery. the interaction was really odd.
interaction 3
the first doctor came to see me. before he asked me anything else, he asked, “so, …. how do you prefer to identify?”
again, well-intentioned, but it felt like a strange interaction, especially when it was the first thing he asked me. i already wrote that i was male on my intake forms, i’m entirely stealth day-to-day, and my legal name is a male one. i hated the phrasing, too. i already hate being ask how i identify (i don’t ‘identify’ as a man; i just am one), but being ask how i prefer to identify (in the way of being asked my preferred pronouns; they’re not preferred; they are my pronouns) was another layer of phrasing i did not like.
but honestly, it’s entirely possible that i was just getting jaded at this point.
interaction 4
a nurse asked if i took any daily medication so that she could go retrieve it for me. when i said testosterone gel and that i hadn’t taken it that day, she initially said that she could go get some for me, but she came back and said that i could not have it because it would increase the risk of blood clotting. i protested, because i find it difficult to believe that they’d put cis men on testosterone blockers, but the nurse doubled down.
i told my girlfriend that i was going to take my testosterone anyway, because telling me to not take my T is insane unless they’re putting cis men on testosterone blockers.
at this point, my girlfriend, who is also trans, said, “i’m going to tell you something you don’t like. your hormones are not the same as a cis man’s.”
i was pretty pissed off by that, because my testosterone is literally in cis male range. she didn’t believe me at first, and i reminded her that i’ve been on testosterone for nearly a year now, so of course i’m in range for a cis male. i had a doctor’s appointment a few days prior where my doctor confirmed that for me. my girlfriend ultimately backed down, but she still told me that, while she’d respect my decision to take my T and would go home to bring it to me, she disagreed with it.
the nurse told me that she would bring me testosterone the next day in the hospital once they were sure i wouldn’t have surgery, but she never did. if my girlfriend hadn’t brought my testosterone from home, the hospital would’ve taken me off my daily medication for two days.
interaction five
two nurses came in and told me they’d have to do a skin test to make sure that i don’t have any cuts on my body. i asked if i’d have to get undressed for that, and they said, “oh, no, you won’t.” i said, “okay.”
the nurses gave me no indication of what they were doing and asked me to stand up. they began to lift up my shirt in the back. they looked down my shorts in the back. then, they looked down my shorts in the front… and paused, looking down at my genitals. they lingered in a way that they didn’t linger before, like they didn’t know what i had down there until they looked. they did the same with my chest. it felt extremely violating, exacerbated by the fact that they didn’t tell me what they were doing beforehand.
i was so upset. i could have cried by this point.
interaction six
after getting discharged from the hospital, i began to get severe chest pain, totally unrelated to my symptoms from the previous day. i know this because i’ve had reoccurring chest pain since high school that i’ve never gotten checked out. it hurt terribly, but it wasn’t the first time i’d had an episode like that.
i returned to the medical center and had these same nurse that i had the day before. of course, i told her that it’s been a reoccurring issue for nearly four years now.
then, she asked me, “how long have you been on the testosterone gel?”
i said, “ten months.”
“have you considered that this might be caused by the testosterone gel?”
“??? no. i told you that i’ve had episodes like this for four years.”
“okay, because testosterone gel increases your risk of heart issues.”
i was extremely agitated by now. i’m fucking tired of this train of thought, so i called her out on it. “i’m hormonally not very different from a cis man, so i find it really odd that you would say that. like, what really is the difference?”
she got irritated with me and said, “it is different. you are female. it’s not supposed to be inside of you. you weren’t born that way.”
y’all. if i have to interact with the medical field again for any reason but transition-related care, i might die.

 
Yo bro like totally they made me miss my medication for like two days, bro. Fucking medical field, y’all…

They say that my T can have side effects on me?! WTF?! Cis man don’t have side effects from T, bro. What are you talking about, dude?! Like WTF bro, for real, man?! I’m dude, bro. I have cis level T, bro, what the hell?!
 
Yo bro like totally they made me miss my medication for like two days, bro. Fucking medical field, y’all…

They say that my T can have side effects on me?! WTF?! Cis man don’t have side effects from T, bro. What are you talking about, dude?! Like WTF bro, for real, man?! I’m dude, bro. I have cis level T, bro, what the hell?!
Cis level T is quite a broad spectrum. And us cis-bros are also T-level fluid depending on a million factors like diet, age, and lifestyle and genetics. Then you could also have a medical device that adjusts your T-levels in real time for events like your home team winning, having small children, binge drinking or your wife ovulating, so you get the genuine fine tuned dudebro experience.
 
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