🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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AnOminous said:
I'd bet on it. It just shows what a petty, spiteful little bitch he is even about the most trivial things.
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If I was as dumb, as ugly and as friendless as Greer and could only get a woman to talk to me by handing her thousands and thousands of dollars, I expect I'd be petty and spiteful like Russell is as well.

I'm sure people must have told him that he can improve his social standing by not being as much of an utter turd. He might have even tried it. But that kind of self improvement is a slow process and Greer is an impatient man. Rather than persuade people that he's a likeable chap, he'd much rather try and sue them, thereby proving to the world that he's a half-witted obnoxious cunt.

Reframing your cognitive errors is difficult for the best of us. Imagine how hard it must be for shitlips?
 
Swole McPole said:
If I was as dumb, as ugly and as friendless as Greer and could only get a woman to talk to me by handing her thousands and thousands of dollars, I expect I'd be petty and spiteful like Russell is as well.

I'm sure people must have told him that he can improve his social standing by not being as much of an utter turd. He might have even tried it. But that kind of self improvement is a slow process and Greer is an impatient man. Rather than persuade people that he's a likeable chap, he'd much rather try and sue them, thereby proving to the world that he's a half-witted obnoxious cunt.

Reframing your cognitive errors is difficult for the best of us. Imagine how hard it must be for shitlips?
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Greee had a somewhat extensive social circle in school and even into the Taylor trail. Both he himself, people like Nippleless woman, and accounts on his social media confirm he would hang out with people, did various school activities, and regularly had people engaging with him on his Facebook until he either banned everyone or became so overbearing everyone left. He says he sometimes got bullied, but honestly from his accounts it was all pretty minor and nothing much worse than what anyone goes through (though of course in his mind it was the worst thing ever), with maybe the exception of the time before the school shooting list when he found out he wasn't popular and a lot of people didn't like him.

I think ultimately this was not good for him, because people never called him out on his atrocious behavior, so he never faced consequences and learned not to do certain things. A lot of it was probably rather two-faced as well, since people weren't hanging out with him because they actually liked him, but rather because they were being self-righteous Good Christians who wasted time on the tard and overlooked his obnoxiousness. Even when he acted bad enough to garner a negative response, it was all very kindly phrased in the "keep sweet" way that these groups tend to talk.

He grew up being petty and vindictive and his face still got him friends anyways, but over the years he destroyed even that.
 
The Great Citracett said:
"I did not lose, the judge decided wrongly."
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Kosher Dill said:
"Appealing To A Higher Court"
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I imagine Russell standing waist-deep in hell-flames. "Um actually, I didn't commit any of those sins... it was just an honest mistake. God even admitted that I was innocent. And when you think about it, it's really His fault for creating sin in the first place. But yet somehow I am the damned one."
 
YouTube Autist said:
I imagine Russell standing waist-deep in hell-flames. "Um actually, I didn't commit any of those sins... it was just an honest mistake. God even admitted that I was innocent. And when you think about it, it's really His fault for creating sin in the first place. But yet somehow I am the damned one."
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He'll sue Saint Peter for not taking his plights into account, and for misunderstanding the situation. Then he'll file a Motion To Undo The Eternal Judgement That Was Just Declared.

(But he'll still have to do it pro se, because all the lawyers are in Hell.)
 
cromit said:
I’m curious what kind of low-life is up at 2 am sending money orders through PayPal affiliates. It’s already late because it’s the next calendar day. It’s not any more on time if you wait to do it until 7 am when most people are starting their day and checking their account balances.

It’s a weird recurring theme in the case that Russell meets deadlines at 2 am on the calendar day after the deadline. I don’t know if he picks that time in particular to be as obstinate as possible while still having a skin of his teeth good faith argument for the court, if he starts what he’s trying to do at 11 pm and he just takes 3 hours to figure out really simple shit, or whether he’s on night shift and “if I start my shift on Monday then it’s still Monday if I send the money order on my shift.”
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Russ’ cause is always true and just, so I think part of it is that he’s always waiting for that deus ex machina: a late night call from Amy Coney Barrett where she says she just learned of Russ’ plights and is personally going to help him or he’ll find an obscure law/clause himself that grants him automatic victory. When that doesn’t happen, spite is all he has left, so it’s a small victory (to him).

He’s also a wait till the last minute guy in general. He recounts in his book waiting to print documents he needed for the Taylor Swift case until a few hours before court started and says an old lady printing cat pictures ahead of him almost made him late.

While the cat lady is probably an exaggeration, I have no doubt Russ did wait until the day of court to print his documents and it clearly didn’t occur to him how stupid this makes him look.
 
YOU. WERE. LATE. YOU SHIT-EATING FAT ...

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analrapist said:
YOU. WERE. LATE. YOU SHIT-EATING FAT ...

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YOU. WERE. LATE. YOU SHIT-EATING FATILOQUENT PROCRASTINATOR! YOUR DISCOMMODIOUS DILATORINESS AND MALADROIT INEPTITUDE HAVE TRANSCENDED ANY REMEDIAL EXCULPATION. CEASE YOUR PERFUNCTORILY PROLIX DIATRIBES AND DELIVER A LACONICISTIC AND UNADULTERATED PALINODE -- OR BE SEMPITERNALLY ENSNARED IN YOUR OWN HEBETUDINOUS AND INANILOQUENT QUAGMIRE!

Best,

Satan's Asshole
 
YouTube Autist said:
I imagine Russell standing waist-deep in hell-flames. "Um actually, I didn't commit any of those sins... it was just an honest mistake. God even admitted that I was innocent. And when you think about it, it's really His fault for creating sin in the first place. But yet somehow I am the damned one."
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"Whaddaya mean 'apostasy'? That's not fair! How was I supposed to know if I stopped going to church and abandoned my faith that I would be damned to Hell? Besides, it's God's fault! He didn't hold up his end of the deal! If He had just given me my smoking hot wife to have sexy sex times with, I wouldn't have turned my back on Him! Go tell Him to let me into Heaven!"
 
The Dude said:
"Whaddaya mean 'apostasy'? That's not fair! How was I supposed to know if I stopped going to church and abandoned my faith that I would be damned to Hell? Besides, it's God's fault! He didn't hold up his end of the deal! If He had just given me my smoking hot wife to have sexy sex times with, I wouldn't have turned my back on Him! Go tell Him to let me into Heaven!"
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In the afterlife Russ will be in a lawsuit with God trying to get into Heaven, because it doesn’t matter how bad he was, people were mean to him. It will never be dismissed, because Hell doesn’t want him either.
 
cromit said:
In the afterlife Russ will be in a lawsuit with God trying to get into Heaven, because it doesn’t matter how bad he was, people were mean to him. It will never be dismissed, because Hell doesn’t want him either.
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And where does God plan on finding a lawyer? 😁 :story:
 
NoosJunki said:
And where does God plan on finding a lawyer? 😁 :story:
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Ah, but see God is the judge. He makes the laws, therefore he doesn't need a lawyer. Although you could argue that Jesus is the lawyer for the humans, coming down here and submitting to God's punishment for us.

Alas, it's not looking so good for Greee though
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cromit said:
In the afterlife Russ will be in a lawsuit with God trying to get into Heaven, because it doesn’t matter how bad he was, people were mean to him. It will never be dismissed, because Hell doesn’t want him either.
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That's what Outer Darkness is for. No God, no Satan, no angels, no demons, no saved souls, no damned souls...just Russhole, all alone, in complete darkness and silence...for all eternity. He'll have plenty of time for focusing on his songs and screenplays.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
God he is so unfunny
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If you take away his constant quest to get his dick wet, Rusty is basically a middle aged white lady from the suburbs.

Same sense of entitlement, demands of special treatment, inflated sense of self-worth, same sense of humour, taste in memes and music, makes you cringe from deep inside whenever he opens his mouth. Family don’t want to talk to him because he’s embarrassing. The list goes on.

Karen Greer.
 
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