Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

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Well,I have a story to tell. And I think I've turned myself into a lolcow.

Ever since 2023,I wanted to show my character to my now ex-favorite artist. I said that I like his old oc more than his actual,which it was a femboy. Nowadays is just a generic fursona. I tried to call his attention so many times that he made a call-out post of me. I tried to apologize, but it was no use. exploring twitter,i got bocked by lots of people i don't even know in my life,so all i have to do is make peace with him. so i did. days later i have gossiped of one of his friends. he saw that and made another call-out post of me. i threatened to leave twitter,but he saw it and forgave me. but that wasn't enough,i got banned from a discord server for that and found out that the owner was talking shit behind my back, i made a call-out post of him,but it was no use. so, i had to create another twitter account. everything was going well until a "friend" cut ties with me. this made me very upset. then,he and his friend went to raid my telegram channel which caused to me delete my account. then,i made another channel trying to prove my innocence, but all i got is swearing (only of my friends was defending me and stuff),so i've turned into a alt-right furry. but this wasn't enough...

in july,i did a big mistake which caused me to delete my twitter once and for all,i've met a "cool artist with a cool fursuit". at the first i praised at her costume,and she went okay with that (she is enby troon but she's AFAB). one day,she was assuming that a minor was flirting her,i took advantage of that and asked "innocently" if i should talk about her fursuit gloves. but she interpreted as harassment and blocked me. i tried to explain it on my nsfw twitter,but it went worse. i have apologized but it was no use,so i had to leave her alone.
but,before yesterday i was recording a video that i was saving photos of her fursuit,which i thought she won't see it but she saw it and threatened me to make a police report of me. i promised to leave her alone,but she did the opposite. she made a call-out post to everyone block me. that was the last straw for me. so i have deleted everything. what i did i won't be forgiven by those fucking furries. and i must be arrested for that.

that's all my story.
 
umekistao said:
I think about reading books
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Go join a book club or something and make friends there. The internet is not here to support you, as you should have learned from the fiasco you just encountered. There are some community centers like those of "Easterseals" that have recreation for autistic adults, might want to check that out as well. Now fuck off before you ruin your own life.
 
umekistao said:
Well,I have a story to tell. And I think I've turned myself into a lolcow.

Ever since 2023,I wanted to show my character to my now ex-favorite artist. I said that I like his old oc more than his actual,which it was a femboy. Nowadays is just a generic fursona. I tried to call his attention so many times that he made a call-out post of me. I tried to apologize, but it was no use. exploring twitter,i got bocked by lots of people i don't even know in my life,so all i have to do is make peace with him. so i did. days later i have gossiped of one of his friends. he saw that and made another call-out post of me. i threatened to leave twitter,but he saw it and forgave me. but that wasn't enough,i got banned from a discord server for that and found out that the owner was talking shit behind my back, i made a call-out post of him,but it was no use. so, i had to create another twitter account. everything was going well until a "friend" cut ties with me. this made me very upset. then,he and his friend went to raid my telegram channel which caused to me delete my account. then,i made another channel trying to prove my innocence, but all i got is swearing (only of my friends was defending me and stuff),so i've turned into a alt-right furry. but this wasn't enough...

in july,i did a big mistake which caused me to delete my twitter once and for all,i've met a "cool artist with a cool fursuit". at the first i praised at her costume,and she went okay with that (she is enby troon but she's AFAB). one day,she was assuming that a minor was flirting her,i took advantage of that and asked "innocently" if i should talk about her fursuit gloves. but she interpreted as harassment and blocked me. i tried to explain it on my nsfw twitter,but it went worse. i have apologized but it was no use,so i had to leave her alone.
but,before yesterday i was recording a video that i was saving photos of her fursuit,which i thought she won't see it but she saw it and threatened me to make a police report of me. i promised to leave her alone,but she did the opposite. she made a call-out post to everyone block me. that was the last straw for me. so i have deleted everything. what i did i won't be forgiven by those fucking furries. and i must be arrested for that.

that's all my story.
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That's a lot of words.
umekistao said:
I think about reading books
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How about actually reading books instead of thinking about it you stupid faggot?
 
umekistao said:
it was a femboy.
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You're a degenerate.

umekistao said:
a call-out post
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How do you people handle real world problems? If your boss doesn't give you a raise are you people going to make a Google Doc on them?

umekistao said:
days later i have gossiped of one of his friends. he saw that and made another call-out post
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Why is everyone in the furfag community like this?

umekistao said:
i made a call-out post of him
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Why are all of you niggers making call out posts over fucking shit talking?

umekistao said:
so i've turned into a alt-right furry
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Oh God it's double retarded.

umekistao said:
she was assuming that a minor was flirting her,i took advantage of that and asked "innocently" if i should talk about her fursuit gloves.
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Nigger what? You saw a child flirting with a woman so you tried... also flirting with the woman??? Huh???

umekistao said:
she made a call-out post
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OK yeah you kinda deserve this one.

What the hell was the point of this entire post?
 
umekistao said:
I think I've turned myself into a lolcow.
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Why the fuck would you ever admit to this?!

Close your account, create a burner email, and try again. You have obviously not RTFM and should be punished by having a Clockwork-Orange-style rules-reading session.

That or continue lurking. The reason people are told "lurk moar" is exactly so they don't go, in what is essentially 26 point and flashing, "MY NAME IS UMEKISTAO AND HERE ARE MY CRIMES"

Literal criminal niggers don't admit their crimes so readily. Fucking Christ.
 
Spectate said:
You're a degenerate.


How do you people handle real world problems? If your boss doesn't give you a raise are you people going to make a Google Doc on them?


Why is everyone in the furfag community like this?


Why are all of you niggers making call out posts over fucking shit talking?


Oh God it's double retarded.


Nigger what? You saw a child flirting with a woman so you tried... also flirting with the woman??? Huh???


OK yeah you kinda deserve this one.

What the hell was the point of this entire post?
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Isn’t it obvious? Retardation craves exposure. Is that not the founding philosophy of this website?

Vygode said:
A voluntary lolcow, then. I almost respect it
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A respected lolcow is a contradiction in and of itself.
 
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