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When will Jack drop dead?

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Remember this is the same faggot that thought because he could hear them speaking Spanish in the back that they must make the best nachos as those are 100% Mexican.
I knew someone who was like that. He said the Chinese restaurant is authentic because there's a loud table of people near us speaking "Chinese", there's just one problem. They were speaking Korean.
I would bet this fat fuck who can't even "english speak good" couldn't tell the difference between Spanish, Portuguese, French, German and Russian. He's one of those people. Stroked out and retarded.
 
I knew someone who was like that. He said the Chinese restaurant is authentic because there's a loud table of people near us speaking "Chinese", there's just one problem. They were speaking Korean.
I would bet this fat fuck who can't even "english speak good" couldn't tell the difference between Spanish, Portuguese, French, German and Russian. He's one of those people. Stroked out and retarded.
Nobody gives a fuck about any of those languages and anybody can tell them apart, you want a cookie for knowing the difference?

What I do know is that no matter how many beaners they have in the back you aren't getting anything authentic when you're located in/catering to flyover country.
 
I would bet this fat fuck who can't even "english speak good" couldn't tell the difference between Spanish, Portuguese, French, German and Russian. He's one of those people. Stroked out and retarded.
Not just that, he mangles any word in a foreign language because he's a fucking retard. I mean take the time to actually learn the proper words if you're going to pretend to be some big time chef on teh intarwebs.

Gruyere is not pronounced "Groyer", gyoza is not pronouned "Guy-oh-za" and capicola is not "gabbalgoo" unless you're Sicilian. Everybody else calls it coppa but thanks to shows like The Sopranos, Arab-mutts like Fatty thinks that's how it's pronounced.
 
Been a while since I tuned in here, but Jesus this son of a bitch infuriates me. He's STILL swearing by all gud meets but nothing else??

Uh huh. Like Jagoff only had some naked shrimp. What a lying fat piece of stroke garbage. Birria tacos, all of them, straight down his throat. Rice and beans and everything else, no doubt.
He hates rice and beans - considers them filler.

And basically any restaurant has a bunch of Spanish speaking people in the back. Guess "expert chef" Jack doesn't know that.
 
What kind of authentic Mexican taste can you expect from some stripmall joint?

Remember this is the same faggot that thought because he could hear them speaking Spanish in the back that they must make the best nachos as those are 100% Mexican.

The man's brain has been replaced by bacon grease.
To be fair you can find some great authentic ethnic food places in strip malls due to the low rent cost but they're almost always "Hole in the Walls" and the kind of places Jack and his Suburban ilk would think are trash because they don't look like a chain restaurant.
 
He hates rice and beans - considers them filler.

And basically any restaurant has a bunch of Spanish speaking people in the back. Guess "expert chef" Jack doesn't know that.
Speaking of which, my wife and I got a quick lunch at Carrabbas Tuesday and they have an open kitchen. Two white dudes cooking. I couldn't believe it.
 
Nobody gives a fuck about any of those languages and anybody can tell them apart, you want a cookie for knowing the difference?

What I do know is that no matter how many beaners they have in the back you aren't getting anything authentic when you're located in/catering to flyover country.
Point is Jack can't and so can't people like him who pretends to know anything.
Calm down. No idea why you're upset but it's okay.
 
Nobody gives a fuck about any of those languages and anybody can tell them apart, you want a cookie for knowing the difference?

What I do know is that no matter how many beaners they have in the back you aren't getting anything authentic when you're located in/catering to flyover country.
lol calm down
 
I doubt Tammy wakes Jack before 11am most places don't serve breakfast anymore by then.

That wife of his with the giant ass and W.C. Fields face likely relishes any break she can get from Jack in the mornings; to the point of experiencing daily resentment that shitting the bed wasn't a symptom of dying in his sleep.
 
Last night Cousin Jimmy got absolutely hammered, and sloppy drunk on some nobody Twitch stream.

Then he went on a long anti-women rant. It was based until it went very very incel.

Then he divulged that he has a boyfriend-free Kenyan girlfriend. And she totally isn’t a Nigerian dude scamming him. There is some Russian babe competing for his attention too.

It was insane. Unhinged self-felting.
 
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Last night Cousin Jimmy got absolutely hammered, and sloppy drunk on some nobody Twitch stream.

Then he went on a long anti-women rant. It was based until it went very very incel.

Then he divulged that he has a boyfriend-free Kenyan girlfriend. And she totally isn’t a Nigerian dude scamming him. There is some Russian babe competing for his attention too.

It was insane. Unhinged self-felting.
Lol he's totally getting grifted but I am surprised that he'd be okay with a black girlfriend
 
Last night Cousin Jimmy got absolutely hammered, and sloppy drunk on some nobody Twitch stream.

Then he went on a long anti-women rant. It was based until it went very very incel.

Then he divulged that he has a boyfriend-free Kenyan girlfriend. And she totally isn’t a Nigerian dude scamming him. There is some Russian babe competing for his attention too.

It was insane. Unhinged self-felting.
Rowdy Rat is one of the more aggressive trolls on Jack's YouTube streams. I think he's actually the one that made Jack ragequit last week. Pretty funny if Jimmy was chilling with him on his channel. I want to believe that Jimmy hates Jack as much as everyone else, this is more proof.
 
Hating Jack is a byproduct of having a functioning internal monologue - Most people can be observed only barely tolerating him, and Jesus himself would kill Jack with his bare hands within minutes of meeting him. Or maybe just save the lives of a group of pigs by casting a legion of demons out of them and into Jack, then trusting him to go scoot off a cliff.
 
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