You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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People who act like they're absurdly busy when they actually just have a normal 9 to 5 with no other major obligations.

People who audibly burp around others and don't say excuse me.

When you get past a traffic jam and it turns out it was just because everyone had to stop to look at an accident.
 
Comedians who can't shut up about having to preface jokes all of the time. We know you're about to tell a joke, that's why you're up there on stage for 10 to an hour, is to make us laugh. And I know a lot of people these days are too stupid to know what satire is or what is comedic, you don't have to spell out what a joke is or lay out your joke line-up for everyone to get. Fuck them, they can leave and get offended online for all you care.

And speaking of comedians, dumbasses who upload shit onto youtube who use comedic skits and jokes as a template to push whatever belief they have on society and politics. Reminds me of all the times people uploaded George Carlin clips and the title would be like "CARLIN TELLING THE TRUTH OF AMERICA!" or some shit. And there in the comments will be lots of other similarly minded dumbasses, parroting eachother and patting eachother on the back for stating the fucking obvious state of where the world or the country has gone. Fuck these people.

Or another example is like uploading clips of Bill Burr and the title will be like "BILL BURR SLAMS FEMINISM" or something. I hate that shit, just enjoy the fucking jokes, good for you if you feel "enlightened" about whatever you've found about it, but don't parade it around like as if you've just discovered a solution to a long lost mystery.
 
Tattoos on hands and faces. I don’t know what it is, but it makes me physically uncomfortable. I sit down somewhere, trying to enjoy my coffee, and there’s this probable meth head next to me with, like, weird font on his knuckle that looks like the preamble to the Constitution, a spiderweb on his forehead, and he’s just fidgeting. Constantly looking around like he’s about to bite somebody or rob them, and muttering curses.

And the worst part is… they’re not even doing anything illegal! Just poisoning my mood with their presence.

Update: face-scribbled goblin saw some grandpa with a pectoral cross, instantly turned to me and yelled “you’re a pedophile-apologist piece of shit.” Bro I’m just eating croissants. Cops yanked him out by the armpits. My life is a Louie episode but without the Emmy.
 
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Rokto said:
Anyone who believes 100% supporting trans insanity is the only requirement necessary to being a good person. It doesn't matter if you are a mass-murdering, shit-eating pedophile, as long as you support trans people, you're a wonderful person, but if you show even the slightest hint of criticism towards a tranny, no matter how justified, you're super Satan on steroids.
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Not surprisingly, The Experts nowadays agree that trannies are indeed narcissistic, autistic, and sociopathic; as well as huge bullies and abusers.
The study below overlooks the fact that troons had the door opened for them by the LGBT cult. And they have rich and powerful handlers. And no such thing as "intelligent trannies." It's otherwise spot on.

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Don't think this article has been shared in the Farms before. And yes, no such thing as "intelligent" trannies, but an interesting read regardless.

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Captain Syrup said:
Tattoos on hands and faces.
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Tattoos on the hands, face or neck is the mark of a hardcore scumbag. When I see people with them, I assume they're recently released from jail or they're soon to wind up there.

Thread tax: finding my neighbor's mail in my mailbox for the thousandth fucking time. Postal workers certainly get paid enough to give a shit. There's no excuse, not when my name is clearly visible on the damn lid.
 
The promotion of honors and AP classes as opposed to dual enrollment. Dual enrollment classes will literally cut down on your workload in college massively since, if you plan correctly, you will graduate HS with an associates degree in general studies. Honors and AP classes are just overrated GPA boosters and a waste of time.
 
June and July being right next to each other on the calendar and starting with the same two letters. It takes just a smidge more brain power when looking at dates to tell the difference between Jun and Jul than it does for seeing the first three letters of any other month.
 
Looking for something like fittings or hardware and they have every imaginable size, orientation, material, conversion and whatnot EXCEPT for the one you're looking for. Went looking for a 3/8 barb tee with a step down to a 1/8 barb and could find 300 other combinations at the store except that one.
 
Reddit’s officially a corpse now that they give people the ability to hide their post history, All those weird foreign bot accounts I have pegged have no history.
 
AnOminous said:
He was also one of the first out and proud pedophiles. Why that didn't get him canceled just by itself I don't know.
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Amazing Atheist was even a Channel Awesome guy at one point. Like yeah, of course, why wouldn’t he be?
Something like "The Distressed Viewer" or "The Distressed Watcher." I only remember seeing two videos of his at the time, one was a review of Cop Out where he starts by talking about how his father died and then says watching Cop Out was more painful than his father dying, and then I vaguely remember him giving a countdown of tough video game bosses where he inexplicably kept comparing the bosses to huge cocks that the player will have to take.
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Every morsel of this dude’s existence I’ve had shoved down my throat against my will, he was like a Frankenstein’s monster stitched from the worst aspects of YouTube: Fat basement ghoul, crybully, sex pervert, Muslim/SJW rants, army of Dorito-fingered virgins as his moral defense squad.
 
Captain Syrup said:
Every morsel of this dude’s existence I’ve had shoved down my throat against my will, he was like a Frankenstein’s monster stitched from the worst aspects of YouTube: Fat basement ghoul, crybully, sex pervert, Muslim/SJW rants, army of Dorito-fingered virgins as his moral defense squad.
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He is one of the many, many Internet atheists who turned me from someone almost as bad as they are into almost being embarrassed by not believing in God. I remember it adding up to a realization, on reading the millionth reddit atheist copypasta posted on 4chan or somewhere similar that, wait, do I sound like this?

And then I endeavored to knock that shit off and show some respect for people's sincerely held religious beliefs, at least when they weren't harmful to me or others.

Contemplate this. According to IA himself, he's so personally vile and repulsive (with his freakish torture/cannibalism fetish) that someone who found out he was dating their pooner/troon/whatever sibling, he threatened him with a gun unless he fucked off.
 
There's a specific subset of boomers who expect you to be oh-so-very impressed by their story of knowing a guy who did something. Not because they had anything to do with it, or that the guy in question did something out of the ordinary, but just that they knew someone and they tell you this like it's some kind of reality-shattering fact that blows your mind and sucks your dick clean off. "I knew a guy who drove a Ferrari. He used to take it up XYZ street on Sundays" Ok? Good for him. Doesn't explain why you felt that so necessary to bestow that information upon me.
 
Fucking company app for your job and being forced to use it. Now HR has even more time for their cats as their brand of torture has been automated. You can feel the dehumanizing scrutiny of bitter ladies who smashed into the wall at the force of a nuclear rocket in the comfort of your very own home! Sometimes you wanna say FuckIt and God Hand corpos into the moon.
 
internet friend said:
There's a specific subset of boomers who expect you to be oh-so-very impressed by their story of knowing a guy who did something. "I knew a guy who drove a Ferrari."
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Obviously I haven’t had a real conversation with a Boomer in years, because it fills me with revulsion, but they all have this compulsive tic where they brag about their timeshare in the Poconos or Boca Raton or whatever the fuck.

That meme about them vacationing every month is true. “Wait, didn’t you just get back from the Kokomo?” If they hate the city why not get back in their RV, point it toward Walla Walla, and disappear forever?
 
Got into an argument today with a 'friend' who is open/poly. And I again have to stress how much I hate open/poly people now, especially after this argument. It is a fucking cheater's paradise, where everyone pretends those that they're in a relationship with matter, but also going around gaslighting people into thinking that there is going to be a relationship, when it is all just openly flirting. That was until they ran into me, who isn't into that shit and prefers it that if someone is attracted to me, they'd not pull any of this back and forth flirting that an open/poly person would. They would imply that they'd want me for me and not because I'm just a statistic in their line of people they go around fucking with.

It's absolutely adorable how some of them try having a sense of structure, when the person I've argued with, openly flirts and sometimes goes around to screw with those when they're horny. Fucking christ.

And they get offended when you deny them or call them out on their inconsistency and make it a YOU problem when god forbid, you actually prefer relationships to be exclusive.

Besides that bullshit, I walked out on an associate's 20-year tenure celebration the manager decided to throw for her. I am tired, I am worn for the night, do I really need to sit through this parade of celebrating someone's 20 years of being a wage slave? I don't so I checked out before the cheap ass cake was served. I did the same thing to another associate who was celebrating 25 years. I'd be lucky if I make it 5 years and if I had made it as long as they did, I'd want to kill myself instead, instead of it being celebrated that I wasted so much time in my life, having to serve the stupid niggers, spics, streetshitters and more that come into our store every waking day. Fuck that.
 
Ya'll see the Cracker Barrel rebrand?

To those uninitiated, Cracker Barrel is an American restaurant chain from the 70's onward. Known for it's rustic 'old-timey' Americana theme. Also, inside each restaurant is a gift shop carrying rustic 'old-timey' novelties and candies etc. If you're American and have been there, you certainly know the vibe Cracker Barrel goes for. Generally cozy, not too brightly lit, good ol' American comfort foods.

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Old v New Logo.

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Old v New interior design.

So we can see the pattern here of removing the soul from Cracker Barrel. Probably the only chain food joint in the country that had an ounce of soul left in it still.
Let's investigate:

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Julie Masino, new CEO of Cracker Barrel since 2023. What a coincidence. Fuck this gay Earth I guess, etc.
 
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