💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Shokaract#2 said:
I imagine Fatrick would be a very interesting case study for anyone doing psychology or psychiatry as a profession. I have legitimately never witnessed another human behave the way he does.
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People have said this about a lot of lolcows but I believe they can't be studied (at least not publicly) due to ethics (namely that their online/famous persona may just be a persona)
 
Slapdragon said:
doubt Pat will actually crack this book open before color-sorting it into the "dark blue" shelf.
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“My wife bought the book…”
Lmao the colored shelf is 100% Nikki’s wasteful female decorating. Pat’s bookshelf remains majority children’s toys.

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His petulant “we already tried ignoring them” whining is probably the closest Fatrick gets to being actually infuriating. He’s done no such thing and has only ever increased his interactions with trolls across multiple social media sites by this point. I know we joke about is 1.2 GPA, but he’s got to be sub-Chris levels of intelligence. At least Chris understands when he’s in the wrong, even if he maliciously tries to hide his actions.
 
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Wow, Fatrick got really pissed when Adam pointed out that Piggletits is a drama queen who feeds off the attention of the Stlakers. He really, really didn't like that.
 
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A correct observation. Patrick has never even attempted any self-reflection. The closest he came was in that ancient blog post about being depressed and contemplating suicide after his divorce. And his conclusion was "I never did anything wrong, my wife lied when she said she didn't love me. Bitches be crazy."
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
When has he ever ignored the trolls? I don't think he has honestly every tried that, despite his protestations to the contrary.
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Maybe my timeline is off but didn't the pests move on when he got banned from Twitter for 10 months? I thought they only started really fucking with him when he got their sub banned and they didn't have to follow Reddit's TOS any more.

So he did try it (involuntarily) and it worked, he was just too much of a fat idiot to leave it alone.
 
Summer of George said:
In other news, Rick was trying to smooth-talk Grok into banning his protestors from X. This is pathetic even for him. Looks like he gave up once Grok told him "lol fuck off i'm a chatbot not a backdoor to the janitor's closet"
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Pat is now, officially, on the same intellectual level as a shit-covered Jeet squatting in a cardboard shed in Bangalore screaming at his smartphone because Saar Grok won't do the needful and show him bootiful bob and vagene. Amazing, in the worst possible way.
 
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What if Nikki isn't watching for birds but is instead watching for the North American Pavement Ape so she could either commit fart based beastality or alert the Milwaukee Pigman to kidnap its young and grind it up into pepperoni.
 
Fatprick and Thicci: WE'RE BEING STLAKED AND TOTALLY FEAR FOR OUR LIVES!!!

Also Fatprick and Thicci: post EACH and EVERY detail of their daily routine, no matter how mundane and actually challenge their "stlakers" to come and fight them.
 
Uncle Buck said:
Fatprick and Thicci: WE'RE BEING STLAKED AND TOTALLY FEAR FOR OUR LIVES!!!

Also Fatprick and Thicci: post EACH and EVERY detail of their daily routine, no matter how mundane and actually challenge their "stlakers" to come and fight them.
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These are the same people who claim to live in constant fear of SWAT teams and listed their supposed SWAT magnet on AirBNB. They are not and have never been serious people.
 
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