You should know why your tin foil hat isn't working - And why "they" want you to think it is...

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Its simple, tin foil isn't produced anymore and hasn't been widely available since the 1950's. Aluminum foil replaced tin foil post WW2 in part thanks to the massive increase in aluminum production driven by WW2. There are other reasons, as well, like the fact that aluminum is more durable and doesn't impart a metallic taste to the food thats wrapped in it (thanks to that oxide layer that forms on it.)

Tin foil was pretty bitchin' back in the day. This is why some of us have heard stories about great grandma washing and reusing her tin foil. It was pricey and much thicker so reusing it was worth the hassle.

But "they" also figured out that aluminum just doesn't block their mind-reading technology as well as good ol' fashion tin does. Thats why you can only order tin foil from scientific supply companies now, and even then it's usually in small squares and not a nice long roll you can wrap around your thinker. Has to do with the thickness and the atomic nature of aluminum. "They" want you to think it still works as good as your granddaddy's protection so they keep the term "tin foil" in the common vernacular as a way to trick you.

If you really want your thoughts secure you'll need to restore to a denser metal foil. Lead is best but tin is still a good compromise. Best way to form a protective layer shaped around your noggin' is to create a head-like mold and pure molten metal into it to fashion a sort of helmet. Don't just use your own head as a mold for the molten metal, as me how I know...

Lead flashing for roofing is a good alternative material thats still available, if not a bit pricey. Get ahold of some before its replaced by "alternatives." And always make sure to check your helmet for thought-leaks during construction.

Testing your lead helmet for thought-leaks.webp
 
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For full protection, you need to put your head in an airtight metal container. You must also insulate the container so that the contents do not come in contact with the metal.
 
Are you saying that (((they))) have been able to read my cat's mind all this time?


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What am I gonna do? He knows everything!
 
I was going to make a post about mixing large amounts of elemental aluminum with an oxidizer and leaving it near the federal mind control office to stop the thoughts, but the mind control office is informing me I should make it clear that I am joking and I do not endorse, nor do I have any intention of damaging any federal buildings using improvised explosive devices developed using the exchange of oxygen atoms to create an exothermic reaction.

Thanks for keeping me safe, office of mind control!
 
Ultrapenguin said:
I was going to make a post about mixing large amounts of elemental aluminum with an oxidizer and leaving it near the federal mind control office to stop the thoughts, but the mind control office is informing me I should make it clear that I am joking and I do not endorse, nor do I have any intention of damaging any federal buildings using improvised explosive devices developed using the exchange of oxygen atoms to create an exothermic reaction.

Thanks for keeping me safe, office of mind control!
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Be careful and make sure you pronounce it al-u-min-i-um with the stress on the third syllable like the Brits do. Its a good strategy to throw "them" off your scent.
 
Metallic upper cranial shielding pointless when the NSA perfected kinetic-repowering molar-filling radio transceivers under Project UMBRA back in 1974. If you’ve had a molar filling from a dentist, they hear everything you hear if you’re within range of one of their listening stations.

The rapid growth of cellphone tech from the 80’s came right after TITANPOINTE was completed in NYC in 1976 as a collection point for molar-filling data. Cellphones act as a booster-repeater for the filling transceivers because they have a short range, and it was more profitable to sell people cellphones than to build more listening stations. Tin and aluminum may not work but metallized mylar can still block the signals.

If you don’t believe any of this, call someone you know on your cellphone and tell them you’re going to kill yourself, then stick your head in a large Mylar bag and tape it firmly around your neck. The authorities will almost certainly show up within minutes.


*Note: the above is a work of satire and if you follow any of the instructions above you’re deserving of a horrible suffocating death. Don’t do it.
 
wouldnt wearing the metal around your head only make it more conductive?
if you want to protect your thoughts, you should do something like Faraday cage
 
Why would I want to shield my thoughts against messages conveyed from the higher planes?

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ShahOfIran1979 said:
Did conspiracy theorists every actually use tin foil?
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Sam Patch, also known as the Yankee Leaper, was rumored to have invented the tin-foil hat after banging his head on a rock during one of his famous jumps. He claimed it was to keep "mind-readers" from messing with his mind right before he jumped off stuff for crowds.

DefinitelyNotMe said:
wouldnt wearing the metal around your head only make it more conductive?
if you want to protect your thoughts, you should do something like Faraday cage
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A concept based on sound, tested scientific theory? Who is the crazy one now???
 
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