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My newest abomination, next time I’ll use thicker yarn. One of my friends wants to do handmade Christmas ornaments this year, and I do still have some styrofoam balls:christine:
 

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I think this one is the most tedious X pooners I've encountered. She's been menioned in the thread before. Once with a troon flag pfp even.
Bubble Ba'ath said:
This little lady is getting all in a tiff because she is threatened by dudes who don't want her tunapoon. Just a face full of trans joy.
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Chandelier said:
Mushycrouton tells us GCs don't know anything about science. Archive.
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She likes to LARP as a gay man despite obvious patterns of behavior suggesting otherwise. 99% of her tweets are about tranny shit. I don't think even the pozzed sjw gays would be this obsessed with trans rights. Also "mushycrouton" is one pooner-ass name.
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Them crazy eyeballs remind me of legaltweetz.
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I think she unknowingly told on herself here lol

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Also she had some corny tweet about JKR go viral because pooners can't meme.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

I was at the Wisconsin State Fair today and every year, this group called the Kids from Wisconsin performs a show choir revue. Kids 15-20 are chosen every year from all across the state. The showcase was phenomenal but one pooner was such an eyesore. She stood out instantly from her bio, conspicuously using "they/them" pronouns. Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was. She had boobs that could be man boobs but I've seen really fat girls with titties like that. Her hips seemed wider than her shoulders.
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But the real confounding factor was that her voice didn't sound like a frog voice. Here's a video of her singing:
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So, what's your verdict?
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Not sure but definitely has down syndrome

Almost as much as you for photographing random, possibly underage, people irl to post on a web tabloid magazine.
 
A couple of hilariously miserable-looking Pooners:

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@a kiwifarms user
Almost as much as you for photographing random, possibly underage, people irl to post on a web tabloid magazine.
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It's not illegal or immoral to take pictures of anyone, no matter their age, retard.
 
Brave and stunning non binary transmac two spirit pooner goes into a male bathroom in downtown Los Angeles to challenge people's idea of gender. Goes badly and she gets her ass kicked instead.

 
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Brave and stunning non binary transmac two spirit pooner goes into a male bathroom in downtown Los Angeles to challenge people's idea of gender. Goes badly and she gets her ass kicked instead.
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I can't watch this right now, but how obnoxious must she have been? In general, it takes a lot for most men to hit a woman, much less punch her to give her a black eye.
 
I watched the whole thing and she never goes into detail about what happened. “I just wanted to pee, I was wearing a shirt with queer connotations that showed my top surgery scars”
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I watched the whole thing and she never goes into detail about what happened. “I just wanted to pee, I was wearing a shirt with queer connotations that showed my top surgery scars”
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She does say at one point “I wish I had remembered but a bigger part of me is glad I don’t” implying she was knocked out and had a blackout. I did also wonder if this was makeup and fake.
 
Bloo said:
She does say at one point “I wish I had remembered but a bigger part of me is glad I don’t” implying she was knocked out and had a blackout. I did also wonder if this was makeup and fake.
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Before that she says “and right when I came out of the bathroom and ran into a friend, I refused to tell them what happened”
 
As a basic cis woman who has no patience for the line at the ladies room at most big events, I have used the men’s room when it was pretty free and as a fully presenting woman have never been hassled. What prompted this person to be beat for peeing while masc presenting?
 
Slightly gender non conforming woman -------> Pooner in real time.

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I find the complaint about her therapist "judging" her by "binary standards" rather ironic. Non-binary as a concept, while somewhat comprehensible in the most abstract sense, is ultimately nonsensical given that 99% of individuals feel their gender aligns with their sex; Thus they will always be judged by a binary standard. You're inevitably going to be judged either a man or a woman, doesn't matter how you dress or if you're "coded" a particular way. Really the only way you can distinguish yourself is if you dress like an absolute schizoid/autistic retard.

The problem with doing that is that you other yourself to the rest of society. If you step out of the overton window of fashion a little too far in everyday life you run the risk of being perceived as mentally ill. Normal people do not take mentally ill people seriously, and I'm not talking about a manic or depressed person, I'm talking about being seen as seriously disturbed.

Maybe if some of you enby clowns made a few attempts at being understood, other than dressing like schizoids, you would be viewed in a slightly better light, as apposed to currently being viewed as incomprehensible visual noise.

Even though you are vanishingly few, there must be some of you that have a modicum of artistic or rhetorical talent. I'm not asking for some Aristotle or Dostoevsky type savants, all I'm asking for is something comprehensible to the average person.
 
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Kujo Jotaro said:
Slightly gender non conforming woman -------> Pooner in real time.

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I find the complaint about her therapist "judging" her by "binary standards" rather ironic. Non-binary as a concept, while somewhat comprehensible in the most abstract sense, is ultimately nonsensical given that 99% of individuals feel their gender aligns with their sex; Thus they will always be judged by a binary standard. You're inevitably going to be judged either a man or a woman, doesn't matter how you dress or if you're "coded" a particular way. Really the only way you can distinguish yourself is if you dress like an absolute schizoid/autistic retard.

The problem with doing that is that you other yourself to the rest of society. If you step out of the overton window of fashion a little too far in everyday life you run the risk of being perceived as mentally ill. Normal people do not take mentally ill people seriously, and I'm not talking about a manic or depressed person, I'm talking about being seen as seriously disturbed.

Maybe if some of you enby clowns made a few attempts at being understood, other than dressing like schizoids, you would be viewed in a slightly better light, as apposed to currently being viewed as incomprehensible visual noise.

Even though you are vanishingly few, there must be some of you that have a modicum of artistic or rhetorical talent. I'm not asking for some Aristotle or Dostoevsky type savants, all I'm asking for is something comprehensible to the average person.
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“Am... am I a guy? I can't take this anymore. I miss being blissfully unaware of all things gender related and just thinking I was an unusual girl/woman. I can't handle not understanding myself.”

Maybe fixating on this and basing your gender off of expectations and stereotypes does more harm than good. Who would have thought?
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
Slightly gender non conforming woman -------> Pooner in real time.

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I find the complaint about her therapist "judging" her by "binary standards" rather ironic. Non-binary as a concept, while somewhat comprehensible in the most abstract sense, is ultimately nonsensical given that 99% of individuals feel their gender aligns with their sex; Thus they will always be judged by a binary standard. You're inevitably going to be judged either a man or a woman, doesn't matter how you dress or if you're "coded" a particular way. Really the only way you can distinguish yourself is if you dress like an absolute schizoid/autistic retard.

The problem with doing that is that you other yourself to the rest of society. If you step out of the overton window of fashion a little too far in everyday life you run the risk of being perceived as mentally ill. Normal people do not take mentally ill people seriously, and I'm not talking about a manic or depressed person, I'm talking about being seen as seriously disturbed.

Maybe if some of you enby clowns made a few attempts at being understood, other than dressing like schizoids, you would be viewed in a slightly better light, as apposed to currently being viewed as incomprehensible visual noise.

Even though you are vanishingly few, there must be some of you that have a modicum of artistic or rhetorical talent. I'm not asking for some Aristotle or Dostoevsky type savants, all I'm asking for is something comprehensible to the average person.
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This one checks all the boxes - thinks clothes preferences define sex; Manga, anime and fantastical smut; trying oh-so-hard to put herself in a box/label and thinking it's a rejection of them; thinks her (enby! Autistic!) therapist is wrong bc therapist can see that she's trying to brainwash herself; competitive with her therapist; doesn't know/ doesn't like sex (lol thinks it's weird she requires clitoral stimulation to orgasm; lolol she thinks that suggests she's a man), yet sex-obsessed; was always "so quirky and unique"; wild swings from "I want big boobs" to "well, maybe I should get them cut off instead.". This is a full-grown woman with a 15-year-old's delusion and thought-processing. These people need to get real lives and real friends they see in the flesh. Absolutely too much time on the internet; Bob needs to cut it down.

Tl; dr: turns out sitting on your ass all day immersed in escapist make-believe and increasingly intense sex fantasy isn't healthy. Who'da thunk?
 
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