💰 Grifter "Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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We're Being Watched said:
Was it TotalBiscuit who basically live tweeted his slow and painful death by cancer? Probably not the way you should go out if you're e-famous.
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Pretty much. His last few tweets were poorly written updates about his declining health and how he was in horrible pain and expected to die.
Really, when I think about TB and his illness, I think about how he wished ass cancer on one of his random fans and how ironic it was that that's what killed him. I don't love or hate the guy; he did some good shit and bad shit.
Credit where credit is due, he did make a point to apologize shortly after his diagnosis. Also, he made a point to warn his viewers about getting a doctor's opinion on gastrointestinal issues even if it's embarassing. Sure, it sucks to get your ass fingered by some Jewish guy, but at least you won't die with a tumor the size of a grapefruit compressing your lower intestine because you mistook it for hemorrhoids.
Hemlock Latte said:
Honestly I can imagine so many worth deaths for my loved ones than for them to go dreaming about Fortnite.
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Yeah, that's true. There's some rough shit out there; I had a relative go out begging for more time. I knew another guy who cried about "not being right with God" because he hid a porn addiction for years (that's how his wife found out, him soaked in piss crying to a preacher).
Still, imagine going out thinking about fucking Fatrick because you promised your fans a stream.
Hemlock Latte said:
Told someone about the gist of this and they responded, "Well, what if that is the next world, what if that's reincarnation? What if the afterlife is Fortnite?"
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If I die and wake up on the Battle Bus, I'm not deploying the parachute.
 
goh said:
Pretty much. His last few tweets were poorly written updates about his declining health and how he was in horrible pain and expected to die.
Really, when I think about TB and his illness, I think about how he wished ass cancer on one of his random fans and how ironic it was that that's what killed him. I don't love or hate the guy; he did some good shit and bad shit.
Credit where credit is due, he did make a point to apologize shortly after his diagnosis. Also, he made a point to warn his viewers about getting a doctor's opinion on gastrointestinal issues even if it's embarassing. Sure, it sucks to get your ass fingered by some Jewish guy, but at least you won't die with a tumor the size of a grapefruit compressing your lower intestine because you mistook it for hemorrhoids.

Yeah, that's true. There's some rough shit out there; I had a relative go out begging for more time. I knew another guy who cried about "not being right with God" because he hid a porn addiction for years (that's how his wife found out, him soaked in piss crying to a preacher).
Still, imagine going out thinking about fucking Fatrick because you promised your fans a stream.

If I die and wake up on the Battle Bus, I'm not deploying the parachute.
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You know the worst thing about the way TB went out?

Anglo, can’t even buy an exit pistol to die with some measure of dignity. Better go on your terms than wired up, half-mad and playing Fortnite, all while leaving that as your loved ones final impression.
 
Humble Architect said:
You know the worst thing about the way TB went out?

Anglo, can’t even buy an exit pistol to die with some measure of dignity. Better go on your terms than wired up, half-mad and playing Fortnite, all while leaving that as your loved ones final impression.
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i dunno, tb was cattle and died like cattle - seems appropriate to me. same with all the sjws shitting on his grave in spite of him liking their assholes in his final years. he got the level of dignity he deserved.
 
We now have statistical proof that Fuentes simps are likely brown.
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12% and 11% of Blacks and spiks view Fuent favourably. Only 3% Whites see him as desirable.

Every post simping for this gay catboy is likely made by a nigger or a spik.
 
The Reddest Red 0ne said:
The two guys I feel blatantly copy Jim the most are Flamenco (duh) & that furry Coyote Lovely. I heard some audio of the latter and I literally thought it was Jim for a second, he even does the boomer jokes in the same exact cadence. Westside Tyler might also be somewhat of a contender, honestly.
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On the topic of Jim skinwalkers, I could never stomach Flamenco because of how blatantly he aped Jim. However, the worst offender I ever heard was a guy on Chudbuds named Carl Shvartz or something or other. Don't know if he's still around, but he was even more obvious than Flamenco
 
I miss KAP. The autistic dedication to clip and stitch together all of those bits of audio was enjoyable, and before AI made that too easy. "The Ballad of Ethan Ralph" was a good video. And of course, "The Battle for Jim's Driveway" [chef's kiss].

Is his video library archived anywhere? Is it still up on BitChute?
 
SandyCat said:
It's the one that likes to stress grate blocks of cheddar to calm herself down
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Null's perfect woman? (The paradox is central).
AltisticRight said:
We now have statistical proof that Fuentes simps are likely brown.
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12% and 11% of Blacks and spiks view Fuent favourably. Only 3% Whites see him as desirable.

Every post simping for this gay catboy is likely made by a nigger or a spik.
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Do we have more demographics. We really need to create a hyper-specific insult toward those who like Fuentes based upon the demographics that like him.
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
So its safe to say that ETHAN RALPH (King of this sektor, God of the Gunt kingdom, Killstream creator, shit eating hog breeder) WON THIS BATTLE, all Jim-ACKS bow before the Ralpha male or be trotted and psychologically broken.
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How did he win? Jim's not dying and as much as he deserves to experience all he's lied about, he's still not nearly the annoying, scummy faggot that Ethan is. And that's saying something given his voice, the friends he keeps, and those porn cartoons he and all his fans love.
 
GettrGriftr said:
I miss KAP. The autistic dedication to clip and stitch together all of those bits of audio was enjoyable, and before AI made that too easy. "The Ballad of Ethan Ralph" was a good video. And of course, "The Battle for Jim's Driveway" [chef's kiss].

Is his video library archived anywhere? Is it still up on BitChute?
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My favorite is The Feasening video. So fucking funny.
 
Dean Pentel said:
How did he win? Jim's not dying and as much as he deserves to experience all he's lied about, he's still not nearly the annoying, scummy faggot that Ethan is. And that's saying something given his voice, the friends he keeps, and those porn cartoons he and all his fans love.
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How did the Ralphamale win? 1, he is alive. 2, He is porking his Mexica puta wife. 3, He is Ethan fucking RALPH, BISH. Jim chose hats to continue his bloodline, Ralphamale chose pussy because he ain't no faggot, he is a globe trotting pimp that doesn't associate with homosex/pedo vtubers.
 
The Reddest Red 0ne said:
My favorite is The Feasening video. So fucking funny.
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The whole Feaser arc is a top Sektur moment for me, everyone in every faction putting aside their differences to collectively beat on a random sperg for a week. It had no business being as funny as it was.
 
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