💰 Grifter "Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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if i had to guess i recall jim mentioning his doctor wanting to try something but being unable to because of his kidney stones. so maybe he is just off being experimented on now since he passed the stones.

on the other hand if he is dead i doubt he would actually tell anyone. its the ultimate joke. all of his enemies will be begging for proof he is finally dead but in the end it just makes them look even more pathetic because they actually care enough to look into it.

alternatively jim has decided to become a vtuber and is forcing jade to make him a vtuber model as well as get a voice changer so he can finally rake in the big bucks.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
on the other hand if he is dead i doubt he would actually tell anyone. its the ultimate joke. all of his enemies will be begging for proof he is finally dead but in the end it just makes them look even more pathetic because they actually care enough to look into it.
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I'd honestly respect that in a way. Seems very old Internet to just disappear and never return, plus it'd keep people away from the funeral and Jade.

My assumption is Jim's just got some medical bullshit going on and doesn't want to get caught up in Internet bullshit in case he croaks. My mind goes to TB and how he was dreaming about fucking Fortnite before he died; no one wants to be remembered like that. He may be spending time with friends and family as well for similar reasons.
 
goh said:
My assumption is Jim's just got some medical bullshit going on and doesn't want to get caught up in Internet bullshit in case he croaks. My mind goes to TB and how he was dreaming about fucking Fortnite before he died; no one wants to be remembered like that. He may be spending time with friends and family as well for similar reasons.
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Yeah glazing a vtuber on stream and tweeting uh ohhhhh Timmy is a much better final legacy.
 
The Reddest Red 0ne said:
Nick about to fuck that pumpkin
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Yes.
Buzz Killington said:
Jim makes a joke: "YEW FUCKIN PEDOPHILE MEDICARE WHY WONCHU DIEEEEEEEEE"
This thread makes a joke: "um actually guyz i was just pretending to be retarded xD *holds up spork* i'm just so le randum!!!"
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AltisticRight said:
"I was just pretending to worship a homosexual spik".
Gay and brown.
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Red Frida said:
Yeah glazing a vtuber on stream and tweeting uh ohhhhh Timmy is a much better final legacy.
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I'm talking about people in his personal life.

TB's dying breaths were about Fortnite in a painkiller haze. We can certainly discuss how significant that is in the grand scheme, given that he played it as a way to pass time as a sickly man and painkillers most likely scrambled some of his faculties (I'm sure most of us personally know someone who spent their last days bound to a hospital bed being retarded), and give some leeway to TB. He most likely loved Genna, but that doesn't change the fact that he hit the eject button thinking about chug-jug. That must sting for both her and TB's other survivors on some level.
If Jim goes out talking about Ralph, Fatrick, Pimple Pickings, or Kirsche, I'd feel bad for Jade. Maybe he realizes that and wants to focus on the good things in his life and not literal autism. Jim's legacy on the Internet is already certain: fading into obscurity with likewise fading contingents that either love or hate him for his past exploits leading up to his death; same as Lowtax, Kitty0706, TB, Spoony, Edd Gould, etc. His friends and family, maybe they'll remember him for something better than Internet bullshit: Gamergate, lolcows, "bloodsports," and/or anime gooning.
 
CRT Glow said:
Yes.
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I wonder how many wives Nick Fuentes managed to keep around through a spine-shattering, immuno-compromising, wheelchair-binding illness.

Silly me, I plain forgot he couldn't even keep a live-in house fairy for more than a year without checking said fairy for extramarital semen like a paranoid jilted lover.

Don't get me wrong either; I want Nick Fuentes to continue for the next 10,000 years. Like Keffals, every moment in the waking world is a fresh and pulsing sufferance for Fuentes. It is patently clear Fuentes hates what he has become post Jan6 and he hates every single person around him, including Kanye. If this is Fuentes winning, he's got a sour way of reveling in victory.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
on the other hand if he is dead i doubt he would actually tell anyone. its the ultimate joke. all of his enemies will be begging for proof he is finally dead but in the end it just makes them look even more pathetic because they actually care enough to look into it.
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WHY WUNT U DIE MEDICARE to PROVE U DID DIE MEDICARE

the ragepig truffle huffle
 
Now that Jim is circling the drain, on his way out, which one of his skin-walkers is going to move in with Jade and wear Jim's skin? Will it be Gator, Flamenco, or KillAllPedos? Gator wanted to be Metokur so badly he literally copied his vocal mannerisms and speech patterns trying to ape his e-daddy. KillAllPedos is so obsessed that he made his videos chopping up thousands of hours of Jim audio to copy-paste clips of him saying whatever he wants, before AI voices became a thing. And he used to roleplay as Jade on all his accounts like he wanted Metokur to fuck him or something. Really weird. And he's the only one to do a deep-dive into Metokur himself, but ofc it was a glowing love letter to him and not critical at all. The one thing I will give KillAllPedos is that he did good research into Metokur and his immediate family. The fact that we still don't have a picture is pretty mind-blowing given KAP's depth of research into old Forest Lake, MN yearbooks and so forth.

KAP - creepy pervert.webp


If you asked me a couple years ago, who would be the biggest Jim skin-walker, I would say Gator immediately. But I think Gator has slightly moved on from the sycophant Jim-love and put his energy into simping for little girl V-tubers more so and trying to groom them instead. There is also Randbot who is a Jim mega-fan. The guy has nothing but glowing praise for Jim no matter what and stream-stripes all of his streams on his own streams, but at least Rand has never tried to emulate Jim's voice like Gator. Flamenco is the same tier as Randbot. Another superfan but he doesn't do anything in the sector now as far as I know.

So I guess that means KAP is about to make his move and become daddy Jim. He's gonna lovebomb Jade in DM's and get her when she's vulnerable and grieving, then move into the anime dungeon with her. KAP will get his ultimate fantasy of wearing Jim's skin and literally becoming him and living in his house and banging Jade. And Jade will get some stability after Jim's death and a shoulder to cry on along with someone that has an encyclopedic knowledge of her husband. They will both bond over their love of the cigarette-breath, V-tuber-lover. I only hope that KAP will go ahead and release all the pics and old videos Jade had of Jim when he does become daddy Jim. At that point he'll be gone so what does it matter if his pics are out there on the internet?
 
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Meth Dick said:
I like Jim but if he's still kicking it doesn't take much effort to send out a message saying he's okay or not.
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Ever been so sick or physically fucked up to the point that short trip from the bed to the bathroom is an exhausting act of will that feels like a mile in the Mojave? Dude is dying. Saying a grand goodbye to his Internet friends, fans, and enemies probably hasn't occurred to him, and if it did, he'd probably laugh at the idea just as he always laughed at the idea of Internet friends. Internet friends aren't real. None of this Internet shit is real. It's all kayfabe, pixels on a screen. Real in his situation is counting down the minutes until the nice nurse comes bearing the gift of real-deal opioid pain meds.
 
The Internet Dick said:
Ever been so sick or physically fucked up to the point that short trip from the bed to the bathroom is an exhausting act of will that feels like a mile in the Mojave? Dude is dying. Saying a grand goodbye to his Internet friends, fans, and enemies probably hasn't occurred to him, and if it did, he'd probably laugh at the idea just as he always laughed at the idea of Internet friends. Internet friends aren't real. None of this Internet shit is real. It's all kayfabe, pixels on a screen. Real in his situation is counting down the minutes until the nice nurse comes bearing the gift of real-deal opioid pain meds.
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Was it TotalBiscuit who basically live tweeted his slow and painful death by cancer? Probably not the way you should go out if you're e-famous.
 
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CRT Glow said:
Will it be Gator, Flamenco, or KillAllPedos?
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The two guys I feel blatantly copy Jim the most are Flamenco (duh) & that furry Coyote Lovely. I heard some audio of the latter and I literally thought it was Jim for a second, he even does the boomer jokes in the same exact cadence. Westside Tyler might also be somewhat of a contender, honestly.
 
Honestly I can imagine so many worth deaths for my loved ones than for them to go dreaming about Fortnite.

As long as it was a good season. C3S1? C4S1?

Told someone about the gist of this and they responded, "Well, what if that is the next world, what if that's reincarnation? What if the afterlife is Fortnite?"
 
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