DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Hugh Keevins said:
I do find it funny that as soon as Leanna got any actual life experience outside of Phil, he started to hate her. She was probably his last chance to integrate himself into society again; he could've have met Leanna's work friends and maybe made some of his own, but now that he's got Ketamine Kat by his side, he can live his fantasy of sitting in his house all day and occasionally eating fast food.
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No, they were done the second the thought of Leanna working real jobs around actual humans happened. Imagine Phil attempting to mingle with her friends. The uncomfortable silence when asking what Phil does for a living. Oh God, what if one of them knows who Phil Burnell is.

The only way a relationship with Phil can work is if he pays for everything and she is content living on Easy Street.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Damn he never fucking learns. Last time he shit talked his friends, Rambo and Howard did a 2 hour long expose vlog on him.
He really wants the Leanna sequel to that, huh?
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She's long moved on from the pig at this point, and while it would be really funny to see what she says if such a video was made, it's honestly for the best for her that she left the pig behind and kept it that way for nearly a decade.

And to briefly interrupt Dave's coping retcons that make the Truck Sim streams worth it even when whales donate their entire disability funds, get ready for him on today's prestream to go on a big discussion about how Kirby Air Riders look like shit and focus on some autistic detail nobody else cares about and/or word it in such a retarded way that even if you agree that it looks like shit, you'll want to inherently disagree with him.
 
Hugh Keevins said:
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"I'm aging gracefully."
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Damn he never fucking learns. Last time he shit talked his friends, Rambo and Howard did a 2 hour long expose vlog on him.
He really wants the Leanna sequel to that, huh?
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If you left the Piggy that long ago, and probably living blissfully ignorant of all the things he's been up to and all that surrounds him... why would you willingly expose yourself to that? If she wanted to do that, she would have probably done so by now.
 
San Dimas High School said:
Living with him would be the farthest thing possible from easy street. Face it, she's just as broken as he is so they fit together.
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As long as Phil streams in his own "office" and you can't hear him, it's not that bad. Phil is a pussy that won't fight back. The worst part is you need to clean up his Doordash messes.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
As long as Phil streams in his own "office" and you can't hear him, it's not that bad. Phil is a pussy that won't fight back. The worst part is you need to clean up his Doordash messes.
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I just imagine standing there watching him for the first time during his 45 minute prescheduled unpacking the groceries segment while he farts and burps 12 times in a row and wondering what the hell you got yourself into.
 
all of the times i went out to drink with my buddies i thought its just us being retarded
i had no idea it was all about gay sex anal rape
thanks DPS, now i know drinking not alone means gay ass rape
 
overweight said:
all of the times i went out to drink with my buddies i thought its just us being retarded
i had no idea it was all about gay sex anal rape
thanks DPS, now i know drinking not alone means gay ass rape
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No you dunce he retconned that last night. It only took months of bullying for him to realize that, despite his fantasies, spending time with male friends does not mean you want to suck each other off at the end of the night.
Philip refuses to acknowledge Triple Chin was treating him as a lolcow content slave and thus wasn't trying to exploit him for money, he was trying to exploit his doughy, greasy body. The height of delusion.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
No, they were done the second the thought of Leanna working real jobs around actual humans happened. Imagine Phil attempting to mingle with her friends. The uncomfortable silence when asking what Phil does for a living. Oh God, what if one of them knows who Phil Burnell is.
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Reminder that Pandaree invited a work friend couple over and piggy holed up in his stinky goon cave huffing farts while they hung out downstairs. Severe autism.
 
thanks to phil i now realize
every single time somebody asked me "hey how are you bro"
it was all a buch of detractors trying to rape me
also im 100% sure his wife gets creampied at least once a week by strangers
 
God those were glorious horns. 🎺

You know he was pissed that he only made 120/150, especially seeing as he didnt have the slideshow running for 10 mins after. He expected Sudokin or whatever its called to be hitting 200 every stream.
 
So Leanna made him a "prisoner in his own house", meanwhile Kat requires him to keep his office door shut whenever she's home (which is always) because she can't stand the sound of his voice. Kat doesn't allow Phil to watch his wrasslin while she's there because she thinks it's silly, and forces Phil to watch other YouTubers play video games because that's what she wants to watch. Leanna wanted to go out and do things with Phil, meanwhile Kat won't even leave the house once a week with him to go grocery shopping and needs a bench at the top of the stairs because of how out of breath going up the stairs makes her. Kat made Phil sell like half of his Blu-rays, meanwhile Leanna organized and alphabetized them.

The list goes on and on and on.
 
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