💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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Sorry if late but I got yesterday's stream up.
Sorry Ian, I don't think Anisa is going to let you have sex even if you copy her crush :heart-empty:
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If you pressed a napkin against his face it would 100% stay there
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Die Oberste Direktive said:
Instead, she posts her shitty food and says, "OMG EVERYONE LOOOOVED MY SUPER DUPER AWESOME PIE I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE! I JUST STARTED COOKING YESTREDAY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT TEE HEE"

That is where the milk is coming from. Not the food, but the attitude around the food.
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Exactly. And her baking especially is aggravating if you enjoy baking even a little bit. In baking recipes and measurements matter, it's not like cooking, you can't just wing it and end up with a happy accident. Anisa is swapping out ingredients when it's inappropriate, using the wrong dough, and then not-so-subtly implying that she improved on the original because it's gLuTeN-FrEe now and she's such an out-of-the-box original thinker you guyz. Talking to her audience like she has 20+ years of professional experience. In reality, everything she has baked so far is fairly basic and what she created was mediocre to bad. If she had a little bit of humility, or if she was a young person starting out, I would encourage her. But she's a woman in her 30s and obnoxiously arrogant, so I'm not going to pretend her 'honest efforts' are good. They're not.

I hate the 'Anisa, expert baker/cook' arc more than the 'Anisa, expert (power)lifter' arc, and that one was already pretty annoying. I hope she finds a new identity soon. Maybe it'll be 'Anisa, expert home decorator', that content does well on TikTok and they have a new house.
 
The Skeksis Emperor said:
I hate the 'Anisa, expert baker/cook' arc more than the 'Anisa, expert (power)lifter' arc, and that one was already pretty annoying. I hope she finds a new identity soon. Maybe it'll be 'Anisa, expert home decorator', that content does well on TikTok and they have a new house.
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i want anus to begin her epic guitarist singer songwriter arc NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! stop cockteasing us already anisa, your husband is already retching and shitting himself constantly, now you need to rob him of all remaining peace and quiet and give him tinnitus
 
Chongqing said:
If you don't believe me, try to do better. Take a perfect photo in your perfect kitchen with your product that appears to be store-bought because you're so much better at cooking and baking. Take that photo, evaluate it to yourself, and reflect and how and why it's better. I bet it won't be better. I bet it looks just as bad if not worse than what she's making.

Keep in mind she's like 32, no one her age can cook. Like at all. Find me one white woman her age her can cook up to your standards. She's either a professional chef, a foreigner, or a figment of your imagination.
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That is some big projection buddy, I don't know what to tell you.
 
Chongqing said:
The problem with that is (and I know the truth hurts, nobody here wants to admit this and, for the love of God, I don't want to say it, but you're forcing me to say it) that she's in the upper 90th percentile of people her age posting their meals online.

She's doing really great. She will get a lot better if she doesn't kill herself.

She should continue doing it and not get discouraged.

Maybe her husband will stop taking four amphetamines three times a day and he'll actually be able to eat her food.

If you don't believe me, try to do better. Take a perfect photo in your perfect kitchen with your product that you made and honestly compare it.

Keep in mind she's like 32, no one her age can cook. If a woman her age can cook, she's either a professional chef, a foreigner, or a figment of your imagination.
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You look at her smashed potatoes and tell me she's doing well at cooking.
 
Lapsus of the bepsus said:
i want anus to begin her epic guitarist singer songwriter arc NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
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I vote Avril Lavigne skinwalking.

Chongqing said:
Keep in mind she's like 32, no one her age can cook.
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You must know some very exceptional 32 year olds. They should have a decade or so of mastering the basics under their belt by this stage. But as has been pointed out above, the issue is that she is fucking up some of it, or boasting about her mediocrity, or both.

The spuds looked OK, but nothing to brag about.
 
God, even the music they like is so... hollow. He's either listening to some shitty lofi rap-jazz beat from the 2010s, or divorced dad punk rock from the early 2000s. Same with Anisa, like holy hell I think she actually called Coldplay punk after living in Seatle for like 5 years or something.

This whole thread is just a testament to the fact that Ian and Anisa never had any talent, or creativity, they just got lucky. Its like Dark Side Phil - he's a midwit loser who just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
 
Chongqing said:
The problem with that is (and I know the truth hurts, nobody here wants to admit this and, for the love of God, I don't want to say it, but you're forcing me to say it) that she's in the upper 90th percentile of people her age posting their meals online.

She's doing really great. She will get a lot better if she doesn't kill herself.

She should continue doing it and not get discouraged.

Maybe her husband will stop taking four amphetamines three times a day and he'll actually be able to eat her food.

If you don't believe me, try to do better. Take a perfect photo in your perfect kitchen with your product that you made and honestly compare it.

Keep in mind she's like 32, no one her age can cook. If a woman her age can cook, she's either a professional chef, a foreigner, or a figment of your imagination.
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Two things:
1- I am better. I can provide you very nice pics of my own delicious food that I've made in my kitchen and they would blow her shit out of the water, but I don't need to prove myself to you, this forum, or the Internet-at-large, which seems to be something you need to hear.

2- I'm her age and people 10 years younger than us 30-year-olds can cook exceptional dishes. I have no idea where the fuck you're getting that from but you must be an actual retard and not just an "Internet autist" like the rest of us.
 
JelloJerk said:
If you pressed a napkin against his face it would 100% stay there
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I’m pretty certain the profuse sweating is a side effect of ADHD medication. Also, the lackluster, zombified low energy he gives off is another side effect.

He should really lay off the speed for a month. I bet he would feel light years better physically and mentally—even if it is true he has trouble focusing (though I’m willing to bet my life savings that it isn’t bad enough to warrant meds).

My guess is that any time he misses a dose, our 3% Lebanese goddess is quick to tell him how “annoying” he’s being. :lit:

ETA: Apparently hair loss can also be a side effect—albeit uncommon. Source
 
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Lapsus of the bepsus said:
i want anus to begin her epic guitarist singer songwriter arc NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
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My nigga I'm afraid that arc is absolutely dead. They most likely dumped the guitar along with the keyboard back when they fled the country desperately. I hated her gay ass tweet talking about wanting to learn the guitar forever, then she teased a band with The Raped but we never even got a picture of the thing nor a snippet of their jam sessions *sigh*
 
Dirty Mattress said:
My nigga I'm afraid that arc is absolutely dead. They most likely dumped the guitar along with the keyboard back when they fled the country desperately. I hated her gay ass tweet talking about wanting to learn the guitar forever, then she teased a band with The Raped but we never even got a picture of the thing nor a snippet of their jam sessions *sigh*
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Probably took too much effort with too little reward for her. Plus I don't think Ian is capable of making music anymore.
 
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