💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Paul-Denton]

Went to a random timestamp and was fucking flashbanged you cannot pay me to look at these two freaks

 

[no ragrets]

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No biting okay?

Beautiful, and terrifying <3

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Full pie review clip. Anisa says she got impatient waiting for Ian to be done lol

I do think we tend to sperg out over the cooking when we're bored and milkless, but regardless of its appearance, this is just confirmation it actually tastes like shit. Ian can't even pretend to make a fake heartfelt compliment, he spits half of it on camera everytime, basically admits he'd rather have nachos and will eat his wife's cooking only when he's starving.

For someone beginner, all Anisa needs to do is keep it simple and stick to basic recipes. That's it. There's no fucking reason to drench the dough in vinegar and olive oil to be "exotic" and "different" or whatever her reasoning is, no wonder this is coming out tasting unbearably sour and bitter. You can literally see the tons of vinegar she put on the bread.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Good job, kiwisisters and brothers. The clip of Ian admitting to only ever voting for Romney has hit the Ethan Klein tower

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I want Ethan to join the farms and give us all the tea. He clearly reads or is fed info from this thread. PLEASE H3H3 intern! JOIN US!

 

[Slur Generator]

I want Ethan to join the farms and give us all the tea. He clearly reads or is fed info from this thread. PLEASE H3H3 intern! JOIN US!

He wont, thats his content.

 

[Leo Frank]

I want Ethan to join the farms and give us all the tea. He clearly reads or is fed info from this thread. PLEASE H3H3 intern! JOIN US!

It looks like one of us or a lurker is feeding him since the clip was on his reddit 12 hours ago around when he posted the story.

Took this from their sub. Anus has not blocked dad (from her own accounts)

L

Just a bonus, one of their biggest dick riders, former editor, communist and insane lunatic, Froggy Tonic, has been banned from Twitter



Let’s have a moment of silence for this fallen and forgotten comrade

 

[Gas18697]

Nooooo froggy! you where so close on freeing da sand people! just one more tweet about h3h3 was needed

 

[Briareus]

In our hearts as one of the instigators of this whole conflict between Anusa and I vs the KKKleins.

Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy, you faggy little French fuck

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

We can only hope that faggot gets banned from life too and pisses himself like his role model did before having the pavement painted with his brain matter.

 

[Achimadriel]

You can find the full segment of THE RAPED reacting to Portable Orange's video below. It was 1 hour and 14 minutes:

Spoiler: Full Segment

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If you want a higher quality archive, check Odysee (1:26:26 - 2:41:10)

This is extremely difficult to listen to him speak. He looks out of place, Disheveled, he doesnt know what he is saying. Its funny how he cant admit to voting for romney which shows how fake he is to hos viewers that hes trying to wipe his memories and past activities for the implications that hed always been on the left this whole time its just he found "empathy"

Like brother, you can tell "yeah i was right leaning and now im left"

Not "i am a fence sitter and i maybe accidentally voted for hitler but also i was a young high schooler so i couldnt vote so maybe not UWU

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Comedians bomb from time to time, it happens. Things just don't go how you planned, it's just a misstep. I don't think it's any kind of career killer.

Sam and the rest of the MDE crew's social commentary is fucking tired and old, i 10,000% agree with you. Season 2 of world peace feels 10 years too late and they themselves are too old to be doing it. What they are doing cant be considered provocative or bold anymore, its now common place in social media. This is the kind of stuff to send him and his wiggers back into irrelevancy. What's that meme about jet always saying "were creating culture", how does it go? What ever it is, it hasn't actually happened in a long time.

Yeah I had the same feeling watching World Peace season 2 as I did watching Jackass 4Ever.
I really wanted to like it but as you said, too late and too old. Hurt seeing people you grew up on look old and disheveled trying their hardest to be in their 20s when they're in or pushing 50.

 

[Gas18697]

i dont think icuckz wants to be a breadtuber either, but his wife wants to be closer to the turkroach in hopes of him taking her in his retard harm of fat and retarded woman that lie and sweep his shit up

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Good job, kiwisisters and brothers. The clip of Ian admitting to only ever voting for Romney has hit the Ethan Klein tower

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The first person I heard called Mr. Johma "Simple Ian" was PPP. While this isn't explicit confirmation that Ethan knows of/watches the KC iCuckkkz segments, i'd be more surprised if he didn't.

 

[Chongqing]

I actually wonder if Ian knows the following:
• Romney wasn't/isnt a leftist nor a Democrat.
• Romney ran against Obama.

He's just so out of it, I can't take for granted that he knows literally anything.

He might think that Romney ran against Trump and that he voted against Trump, despite not actually voting at all. We just don't know.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Anisa, you should make him eat 15 of those and do a handstand for 5 minutes on stream.

that looks like legit dogshit

 

[Dread First]

"I like that way of turning something.. turning your cultural ignorance into a benefit. it's like like who knows, if you're a loving accepting person who is open to other cultures you might be doing bagpiping for Eid or for... what is.. Diwali like an Indian one? Yeah, like who knows man? That's the beauty in my opinion of being in the melting pot or the mosaic, one of these countries that are seeing a lot of immigration is that now the blending of cultures is fucking, it's like something you'd never see before. Holi Piper has a ring to it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying dude, it's cool and you can have that as a specific package on your website. That would be sick, then you get your own specific.. like you can or you don't have to, but I like the idea of having a tailor, tailor your Scottish outfit to like have elements of like Islam on it or whatever if it works for the, you know, the more uh, moderate Muslims that you're performing for. If they're like oh yeah fuck it that would be a cool performance at this get together, that would be sick. And it's not like that wouldn't happen, like like that could absolutely happen, people just need to be a little bit creative and not think that every Muslim is trying to uh you know force Sharia law on the public, there's a lot of like, very, you know moderate and uh what's the word <long pause> why do I want to say, it's not Pagan, I keep forgetting the word to describe people who are like moving away from their religion in general, secular, thank you. Uh yeah, secular. There's a lot of more secular Muslims, Christians, um, yeah"

I'm still catching up to the highlights in this thread, but holy fuck. I don't know if it's the CTE rendering him unintelligible, well over half a decade of Anisa's abuse being internalised, the SSRIs rendering him nonfunctional, or some combination of the former... this is by far the most bafflingly idiotic take on secularism, religiosity, and conflating multiple religious festivals all at the same time that I've ever read on the internet. He speaks as if he's a first generation diaspora born and bred in Amreeka or Kenneda, but it's so blatantly obvious that he's a pasty, white loser who's trying to tell other minorities how to feel.

Secularism is fun until you realise that the culture you're born and raised in is antithetical to secular values. Contrary to Western liberal belief, this isn't an inherently bad thing. Secular values have their own baggage if you're immigrating from the third world. In places like MENA, Central Asia, South Asia, and so on, "secularism" has the connotation of "anti-religion" because of colonial hangovers. Yeah, yeah, I know: I sound like a fucking liberal humanities major when I say this, but think about how many secular dictators existed in those parts of the world, bankrolled by Western powers.

Before secular dictators, ponder how many colonial governors actively fought against local religious customs. Obviously, some of these customs were heinous and deserved to be prohibited altogether (i.e. Hindu widows being forced to burn themselves on their husbands' funeral pyres). Yet for every abominable practice like suttee that was pruned, there are many more examples of post-Enlightenment secular values being actively responsible for hollowing out rich, multifaceted traditions. The irfaan of mystics like the Shaykh al-Maqtul Suhrawardi and the Shaykh al-Akbar Ibn Arabi were discarded wholesale in favour of fringe voices from centuries past, divorced from their historical and cultural context (i.e. Ibn Taymiyyah, the godfather of modern-day Salafism, a Hanbali jurist who lived during the aftermath of the Mongol siege of Baghdad and the murder of the final Abbasid Caliph).

Islam wasn't the only tradition that was hollowed out by the advent of post-Enlightenment secular values. Hindus had their tantras conflated with sexual magic despite being highly initiatory and much vaster in scope than mere sexual ritual; indeed, sexual ritual in the Hindu tantras amount to a highly initiatory framework where you're supervised by a senior ascetic before engaging in sexual intercourse with another person. Sex, in this context, is meant to embody the cosmic dynamism between the divine masculine (Shiva) and the divine feminine (Shakti) and was forbidden to anyone who'd simply indulge for pleasure's sake. The Kama Sutra's equally synonymous with sexual shit, but try reading an unabridged copy of it and you'll be shocked by how the overwhelming majority of the text focuses on being a good (i.e. ethical) husband.

Buddhism was similarly hollowed out, now reduced to a godless "philosophy" that begot Silicon Valley mindfulness apps to help first-world jack-offs cope with the pains of their systemically awful lives. No Three Realms, no wrathful deities, no bodhisattvas, no frameworks of karuna (compassion), metta (unconditional love), dana (generosity), and sila (ethics); just Andy Puddicombe et al teaching you how to sit in one place and breathe for 5 minutes so you're not wracked by the existential horror of your miserable life. Try reading the Lotus Sutra, and be amazed at how all sentient beings have the capacity for enlightenment and the bodhisattva path. Try reading the Diamond Sutra and deconstruct how there is nothing inherent within you. Give the Heart Sutra a whirl, and learn that sunyata (emptiness) is no excuse to divorce yourself from compassion. You damn sure won't find any of that on a mindfulness app, I'll tell you that much.

Even traditions that, until recent times, were respected in the West like Sikhism weren't immune. The Guru Granth Sahib is a dense, mystical tome that speaks in metaphor and allegory about mankind's inclination toward lust, wrath, greed, attachment, and egotism. It genuinely is a profound, rhythmic text written in musical registers to aid memory and retention. Why do you think Sikhs sing with tablas and harmoniums during their services? These aren't mere hymns; they're direct recitations taken from the Guru Granth Sahib itself! Listen to a recitation coupled with a translation of Asa di Var if you're wracked by depression, or Salok Mahala 9 if you're wracked by existential despair. They're not panaceas, but they offer refuge and comfort to many a Sikh who remind themselves that the Gurus, bhagats, and shaheeds themselves were ultimately humans too who grappled with these same traumas. Unless you're a Sikh or a comparative religious scholar, however, you'd be completely ignorant of how there's a second scripture that Sikhs upheld as co-equal to the Guru Granth Sahib until the advent of British imperialism: the Dasam Granth. Unlike the Guru Granth Sahib, the Dasam Granth is an equally dense tome filled with allegory that draws upon other dharmic traditions to elucidate the Guru Granth Sahib's deeper meanings.

It was written in a context where Sikhs were actively persecuted and martyred by Mughal authorities. It draws upon the Bhagavad Gita's story of Arjuna's despair over having to battle against people whom he loved and cherished as friends and family, and how Krishna unveilled to him that Arjuna is merely the instrument through which the divine will acts. He is not the perpetrator of violence against his family; the divine will (hukam in a Sikh context) saw fit for Arjuna's friends and family on the battlefield to die by his blade. Therefore, Arjuna could struggle against the divine will, or embrace it and let come what may. There are no shortage of allegories like this within the Dasam Granth, often to the point where the orientalist scholars under British patronage who studied Sikh scriptures saw it as deeply problematic. You can't just have a martial scripture actively using myth and allegory to justify fighting against imperialism, especially when that same scripture was written in a context of struggle against the previous hegemon (i.e. the Mughals under Aurangzeb). I'm unfamiliar with the specifics as to the "how" it happened, but British machinations are the reason why the Dasam Granth was removed from many gurdwaras, and why the diaspora to this day consider the Dasam Granth heretical despite the Jaap Sahib, the opening stanzas of the Dasam Granth, being mandatory reading during their daily nitnem prayers.

I say all of this to point one thing out: there's nothing inherently wrong with being a secularised Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim, Sikh, Christian, or whatever else you may be. All of these traditions have internal ideals that are not acted upon in the real world by their self-professed adherents. Corruption exists, humans are fickle and fallible creatures, there are genuinely toxic dynamics that use religion as a cudgel against the laity. No one is contesting that. Where Ian fails miserably in his milquetoast appraisal is how he fundamentally misunderstands the schizophrenia inherent in being a first generation diaspora in a secularised Western country. Pornography addiction, substance abuse, commercialism of previously sacrosanct traditions, secularised diaspora trying to retrofit post-enlightenment values onto pre-modern traditions to the point of highlighting how ill-informed said secularised diaspora truly are, these are tangible problems that we all grapple with. That's why people like me are trying to return to tradition in the first fucking place.

You wouldn't know that, however, if you're a pasty, white milquetoast cuckold of a man with a histrionic digital prostitute for a wife who uses her tenuous status as a diaspora to justify the most lukewarm leftist talking points. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a terminally online diaspora jack-off on Kiwi Farms ranting into the void.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Alright which would you guys rather be: crippled, black, or married to Anisa?

 

[Leo Frank]

I think Ian 100% voted for Romney. Not because Obama was black, but because he genuinely leaned more conservative when he was 20. This isn’t some endorsement for Romney, it just kind of backs up that everyone sensed he was more conservative leaning back then so that’s why they know he is grifting when he talks about how great socialist countries are and didn’t even bother to vote for a democrat this election cycle.

Even if he didn’t like Kamala and wasn’t allowed to vote for her because Hasan didn’t give the marching orders, he couldn’t be fucked enough to vote in state and local elections? Great way of saying you’re an idiot.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I think Ian 100% voted for Romney. Not because Obama was black, but because he genuinely leaned more conservative when he was 20. This isn’t some endorsement for Romney, it just kind of backs up that everyone sensed he was more conservative leaning back then so that’s why they know he is grifting when he talks about how great socialist countries are and didn’t even bother to vote for a democrat this election cycle.

Even if he didn’t like Kamala and wasn’t allowed to vote for her because Hasan didn’t give the marching orders, he couldn’t be fucked enough to vote in state and local elections? Great way of saying you’re an idiot.

Wait Romney ran in 2012 correct? I remember I was 18 and that was my first election (I voted Romney, originally went for Rick Santorum, I know, that was retarded.), and Ian is 4 years older than me so if he's 34 he was like 22 or so during the 2012 election. Why the fuck is he pretending he was just some smol bean teenager his first election? He was 18 during the 2008 election since we can do a little google and find he was born in October of 1990 making him barely old enough to vote but still able.

His entire excuse hinges on whether or not people can or care to do the math.
He was well old enough to know who he wanted at 22. But again we're talking about a guy who claimed to learn empathy at the young buck age of 32.

ETA: Yes there's a chance he didn't vote in 2008, but going on my own experience, if you turn 18 in an election year, and you're still in highschool, you're going to vote, even as just a flex to your pleb 17 year old classmates. So I'm erring on the side that Ian definitely voted in 2008, probably for McCain. But that's just speculation.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

I think Ian 100% voted for Romney. Not because Obama was black, but because he genuinely leaned more conservative when he was 20. This isn’t some endorsement for Romney, it just kind of backs up that everyone sensed he was more conservative leaning back then so that’s why they know he is grifting when he talks about how great socialist countries are and didn’t even bother to vote for a democrat this election cycle.

Even if he didn’t like Kamala and wasn’t allowed to vote for her because Hasan didn’t give the marching orders, he couldn’t be fucked enough to vote in state and local elections? Great way of saying you’re an idiot.

He might have been able to make it work as a former 'conservative' turned resistlib like Patrick Tomlinson. He's just not cut out for the specific breadtube grift Anisa is trying to push them into, he doesn't have the brainpower required to withstand the daily purity spiraling it entails and it shows.

 

[quarter_grifter]

This is extremely difficult to listen to him speak. He looks out of place, Disheveled, he doesnt know what he is saying. Its funny how he cant admit to voting for romney which shows how fake he is to hos viewers that hes trying to wipe his memories and past activities for the implications that hed always been on the left this whole time its just he found "empathy"

Like brother, you can tell "yeah i was right leaning and now im left"

Not "i am a fence sitter and i maybe accidentally voted for hitler but also i was a young high schooler so i couldnt vote so maybe not UWU

I never watched idubbz. I was introduced to him by the boys on Kino Casino. I've got quite a few laughs at his expense, but I don't know anything about him. But after reading your comment, can you answer me this - can you look at the faces in his thumbnails from 7 years ago and tell me he ever 'leaned right' ? It seems to me he's always looked like an effeminate soyjack.