💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[basedman]

She put oil and vinegar on a sandwich, like most delis will happily do without question! Shit tastes good, yo.

Deli will fuck your shit up in any way you ask. Oil and vinegar ham and cheese? You eat that and its good?

 

[diggersaurus]

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Anisa, you should make him eat 15 of those and do a handstand for 5 minutes on stream.

Looks like both her blown out asshole and its infamous partner poopnail

 

[James Brown]

She put oil and vinegar on a sandwich, like most delis will happily do without question! Shit tastes good, yo. Stahp being retarded

its a homemade breakfast bagel with ham and cheese are you fr serious that straight balsamic vinegar is good on that? And yeah there's a big difference between what a professional DELI uses for spreads, and what some SSRI'ed retard with burned hair is using - she doesn't even use gluten for bread. what deli do you got to that puts vinegar straight onto the bread (not in a dressing or spread or coating the meat, you can literally see the pooling) for a breakfast bagel sandwich?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I don't get why these people think their specific brand of leftism hasn't been tried before. We don't need to get into discussions of Mao or Stalin or w/e to see how some of these sorts of things turned out with modern day ideologies. We have seen them in action relatively recently.

The CHOP/CHAZ was the perfect example of liberal-leftism on display. It was created by their people for their people. It even had pizza lifelines and a state sponsored greenlight. It failed miserably and collapsed into exactly what their critics said would happen all along. People starved, crimes began occurring, a dictator rose and a small guard with guns began policing and telling people what to do. Not to mention they couldn't even plant crops properly, but I'll chalk that up to the people and not the ideology. It's what happens when anyone other than stoned out hippies tries to put their beliefs into practice.

Ian and Anisa feel like they exist in some bizarre time capsule, like it's 2011, long before their careers took off. Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

In a theoretically functioning communist society, people like Ian and Anisa wouldn't be allowed to exist because they have nothing of value to offer the commune.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Nobody wants to see a pic of your potatoes anus. It's probably better than whatever is posted on her only fans though.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The balsamic drenched straight into the bread, what the FUCK anisasisters...
And it's not a delicious balsamic reduction, even though that would still be disgusting on a ham/cheese/OLIVE OIL bagel, it is straight up balsamic vinegar. Bitch is feeding him a literal vinegar bagel thinking she's an ethnic meditteranean foodie queen. This is as bad as white trash that mixes Miracle Whip with Spam.

I don't think that bagel was for him, that was for herself. Imagine what kind of slop she serves him if she'd serve that kind of trash bagel to herself. Her taste-buds must be broken or she's gaslighted herself into thinking this is how "her people" eats after reading some american food blog that claims to be by a woman of Mediterranean descent.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

all reflexively hating on everything she cooks gets hard to take seriously when she's just making something unremarkable and not really fucking it up. Those smashed potatoes look like potatoes that have been smashed!

Tbf, that’s totally true. I guess the difference is no one posts it to their sm for asspats. What normal, everyday side dishes I make for dinner on a regular weeknight aren’t posted to my insta. Bc there’s absolutely nothing remarkable about it. She’s so proud of the mediocre

 

[TokiBun]

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Anisa, you should make him eat 15 of those and do a handstand for 5 minutes on stream.

Is she making wood chips on the stove the fuck are these?! I wish we had her internet history so we could see where she's getting these dogshit recipes from.

 

[D. Dimmadome]

The burping thing has never been funny and will never be funny. I understand it's 'safe' to try to be amusing in this way since nobody will try to get you in trouble for it, but it's just so lame. If you're afraid to make actual jokes, just be fully serious all the time.

Opie used to do that shit all the time. In fact, there are a lot of parallels between Ian and Opie now that I think about it.

Used to be really successful by being edgy
Had a personality change in part due to a woman
Snaked the people who helped them be successful
Have podcasts that people only watch to make fun of
Completely gross and disheveled in appearance
Talk like authorities on topics they know nothing about
All their past friends are doing much better without them

 

[Noble Redditor]

Y'all reflexively hating on everything she cooks gets hard to take seriously when she's just making something unremarkable and not really fucking it up. Those smashed potatoes look like potatoes that have been smashed!

I agree with you a thousand percent. It's boring and not funny but the thing is, why is she taking pictures of unremarkable and unimpressive basic side dishes? She could just not post anything. And for that reason, it's fine to comment on it.

There is a level of foodie "virtue signaling" here where people post about how or what they would do better and usually it's like going into a preschool classroom and screaming "haha you call that counting?? Check this out 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10, you stupid bastard!!"

 

[CyberInu]

Y'all reflexively hating on everything she cooks gets hard to take seriously when she's just making something unremarkable and not really fucking it up. Those smashed potatoes look like potatoes that have been smashed! She put oil and vinegar on a sandwich, like most delis will happily do without question! Shit tastes good, yo. Stahp being retarded.

Anus still isn't going to sleep with you, no matter how much vinegar and oil you shove down your gullet.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

If you speed him up 1.25 he almost sounds like he doesn't have brain damage if you ignore what he's actually saying

Bit OT but i notice i am doing that 1.25x speed thing more and more lately, especially with younger creators. It's the greatest tool to combat autist cadence.

Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

If they weren't stupid grifters themselves (re: CC charity) i'd think they do not understand that Current Year political content is just fleecing the rubes and are taking the bullshit your average YT grifter, be they from the right or left, spouts as gospel and true convictions. Or maybe i am wrong and they are really that stupid.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Anus still isn't going to sleep with you, no matter how much vinegar and oil you shove down your gullet.

Let's say 2 or 3 years later, she meets you and is desperate for a relationship or at least to fuck. Would you? Knowing everything we know would you?

I would hope not, Anisa dosen't have any confidence or any personality. Assuming she was fit at this hypothetical time it's still not worth it because she's too nuts and emotionally infantile to put yourself at risk with even for a quick lay.

And the tattoos are ugly and cringe even for the Alt-girl style she's going for.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Tbf, that’s totally true. I guess the difference is no one posts it to their sm for asspats. What normal, everyday side dishes I make for dinner on a regular weeknight aren’t posted to my insta. Bc there’s absolutely nothing remarkable about it. She’s so proud of the mediocre

Which is a different sort of criticism and a valid one.

There is a level of foodie "virtue signaling" here where people post about how or what they would do better and usually it's like going into a preschool classroom and screaming "haha you call that counting?? Check this out 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10, you stupid bastard!!"

The posts detailing how she's committed some sort of horrifying kitchen war crime are fun and informative.
The guy a few pages back who made the olive oil cake following her recipe can come over and fuck my sister.

But I saw the smashed potatoes when she posted them on twitter and knew that there would be orgiastic hadur comments in this thread when there's nothing much worth saying about them. If you've ever made them, they're pretty good, though it's pretty hard to fuck up baking some potatoes and sprinkling them with whatever shit you like to put on baked potatoes. At most you make a meta comment about how she has a five-figure follower count and this is the type of thrilling content she posts.

what deli do you got to that puts vinegar straight onto the bread (not in a dressing or spread or coating the meat, you can literally see the pooling)

Basically every made-to-order sammich shop around here has oil and vinear as an option. Even Subway has oil and vinegar.
And yes, two squeeze bottles, one of (olive) oil, one of (balsamic) vinegar, that they spray in a solid stream directly to soak into the bread.

 

[The sticky sock]

Anus still isn't going to sleep with you, no matter how much vinegar and oil you shove down your gullet.

How would you know that??

 

[Leo Frank]

DAD has been training with a mystery coach. When asked who his coach was he said, "I don't want to name any names. He's a normal guy. He's a swell guy. He's a nice enough guy, but then he gets a little sugar in him and he starts to go cuckoo!!"

Is there a link to this? If he’s really working with Sam after Sam said he unironically looks like he would rape a woman he’s a bitch. If he’s only teasing Sam he’s an even bigger bitch.

I highly doubt Sam would entertain this, he seems over Ian but I don’t know. Plus, dad picked a terrible time to flirt with the idea of Sam now that he’s puckered up with fruity Fuentes after in most sane people’s mind’s they saw him bomb on the Harland Highway podcast. The white savior complex and using Indians/jews bad as a crutch is old and unfunny. Sam just relies on it too much. It seems like he’s just internally seething or preaching now which is super annoying. I would however love to see Nathan call some black guy a nigger or make fun of Jews to get any attention.

if dad teams up with Sam after the crying to make him stop bullying him along with Sam’s new Fuentes alignment he’s proving he has absolutely no morals or principles. We already knew that, but that would prove it.

 

[creaturestorm]

I highly doubt Sam would entertain this, he seems over Ian but I don’t know. Plus, dad picked a terrible time to flirt with the idea of Sam now that he’s puckered up with fruity Fuentes after in most sane people’s mind’s they saw him bomb on the Harland Highway podcast. The white savior complex and using Indians/jews bad as a crutch is old and unfunny. Sam just relies on it too much. It seems like he’s just internally seething or preaching now which is super annoying.

Comedians bomb from time to time, it happens. Things just don't go how you planned, it's just a misstep. I don't think it's any kind of career killer.

Sam and the rest of the MDE crew's social commentary is fucking tired and old, i 10,000% agree with you. Season 2 of world peace feels 10 years too late and they themselves are too old to be doing it. What they are doing cant be considered provocative or bold anymore, its now common place in social media. This is the kind of stuff to send him and his wiggers back into irrelevancy. What's that meme about jet always saying "were creating culture", how does it go? What ever it is, it hasn't actually happened in a long time.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Y'all reflexively hating on everything she cooks gets hard to take seriously when she's just making something unremarkable and not really fucking it up. Those smashed potatoes look like potatoes that have been smashed! She put oil and vinegar on a sandwich, like most delis will happily do without question! Shit tastes good, yo. Stahp being retarded.

Are you daring to talk oblique shit about Simply Sara, PBUH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYGTxAxYzoI

I'm not hating because it's bad food, or even specifically because it's Anisa. I'm hating because she's so weirdly proud of it. Like, she smashed some potatoes on some tinfoil, and that's... Supposed to be worthy of a post? Especially when it's not something that's very hard to make, like potatoes smashed onto some tinfoil, and baked.

The bagel is one thing, but my criticism comes more from her just showing it off on the stream, for no reason, because Ian made sure to say it wasn't for him.

 

[clipartfan92]

Stream about to start:
https://www.twitch.tv/idubbbz
https://twitchtracker.com/idubbbz/streams/325842177532

 

[CyberInu]

He starts by claiming he showers before every stream.
The grease sheening his face and collecting in his hair is patently obvious.
His shirt looks like it smells. Watching him is making me feel physically ill.
He is talking about the Great Lakes, clearly does not know which lakes he's actually talking about. Trails off.
Claims he is going to get an Android phone to test mobile music volume with his iPhone, utilizing different browsers (?)
He is open-mouth breathing into the mic.
He is now stuffing his face and chewing directly into the mic.
"Doesn't Anisa need to update her Twitter bio to 'married to a streamer' now?" Ian says yes, but he has to "commit to it" first. Is considering it after "Subvember" (it will never happen).
This is incredibly boring and low-energy; he is mumbling to himself about tech and text and sub counts.
"The stream is really quiet" says chat. "DON'T SAY THAT", he shouts. Then, "actually you can say that".
His chat continuously tells him his stream is too quiet. He tells them they're wrong. (It is quiet, thank god, because he has shit music in the background).
Ian confesses he deleted his previous VOD due to believing he had doxed himself and panicking.
Confesses to screaming into the mic like an autistic retard.
Debating showing his stream setup and his audio mix to his chat, seeking their approval of his audio mixing.
"Will the streaming channel come back?" Ian replied "probably not." Stated people might be able to find his stuff on his main channel.
Sperging about stream tags. Extremely low energy.
Han is moderating/sweeping.
He is talking about his bitrate and FPS, and claiming 60FPS is "kinda high".
He is now just repeating "poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy diaper." He doesn't frame it as a joke, it comes across as a stim.
He is now talking about how eating his banana bread is hard because it's cold, and "takes a few more bites to get down".
Calls his audience fuckers for complaining about his audio, and then says "I believe you though".
Resumes FUCKING CHEWING I FUCKING HATE HIM.
HE IS EATING WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN INTO THE MIC WHILE TALKING.
There is an intermittent vignette effect that occurs only when he speaks.
Dane has entered chat. Ian finally listens to audio quality feedback from Dane, states "finally someone I can trust". Immediately calls the original complainant an idiot.
Anisa interrupts the stream from offscreen; they are still discussing his audio issues.

I have better things to do than listen to this imbecile fail at basic shit. Sorry, guys.