DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Moar Krabs said:
That seems the most likely I think Phil is just a lazy fuck who wants to finish games as quickly as possible so he can shelve them and never play them again
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Hence the begging being done for DSP Tries It, and the retarted idea to review cologne. Everything, no matter how moronic, is good enough for him to move away from games. Not only because he just hates playing games these days, but because those "Game Journalist" bits hurt his little feelings.

This is a man-child who believes he can pick up a controller and play any game at the highest level, so he takes a certain pride in his ability to play games, even though he really hates playing them. Who wouldn't hate playing games if that is all you've been doing for years, and years, day in, day out.
 
RMQualtrough said:
He's obv not an elite top 100 tier player, especially by modern standards, but he is fairly high percentile in Street Fighter. What is Master rank, is it top 5%?
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Oh that is long gone. In 2024 of all players over 11% had reached Master rank at least once. You can expect that numbere to be even higher now. Of course now there are also High Master, Grand Master, Ultimate Master and then Legend. Phil is basically the bottom tier of Master. Something like a Gatekeepre perhaps because he was never good enough to hang with the real top players or repeat his EVO 2005 result. He had one shot and got cleaned up by players who were just better
 
What will be the tone of today's copecast? Will we see old "Iron Balls" Burnell who totally owned that fake ICS, or will Phail be crying poor? Either take will be solely to cover his insecurity. He'll sit up all night trying to pick which lie to tell.

I can hardly wait.
 
Shocked and Horrified said:
What will be the tone of today's copecast? Will we see old "Iron Balls" Burnell who totally owned that fake ICS, or will Phail be crying poor? Either take will be solely to cover his insecurity. He'll sit up all night trying to pick which lie to tell.

I can hardly wait.
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I am waiting for the "Kick has taken away all the gifted memberships" spiel. Shouldn't be possible but would probably be the biggest lie he could tell
 
The way the pig kept going on about charge backs, will only make someone want to charge back all money they gave you for couple of reasons.

1. Its just fucking annoying the way the pig kept going on about it, like biting the hands that feeds you.
2. It does comes off as taunting them to do it.
3. The pig worked himself up so much banging on about it, the pig is now bending over asking for it.

He truly is just his own worse enemy and highlights why the pig is a lolcow and why you can't unfuck his sister in law.
 
Years from now, psychologists will be writing papers on the absolute retardedness of Phil and his whales, the amount of cucking that has gone on, and the sheer amount of mental gymnastics used by both parties to justify it all.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Years from now, psychologists will be writing papers on the absolute retardedness of Phil and his whales, the amount of cucking that has gone on, and the sheer amount of mental gymnastics used by both parties to justify it all.
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I would imagine they'd write follow-up papers on some of his detractors as well.
 
The comments about DSP basically being a tourist in Battlefield6 are pretty spot-on. He's utterly clueless where to go, what to do and how to contribute to the match in any way. He legit takes a full second to even react to shit happening around him and is incapable of maneuvering & repositioning to overcome what's happening around him. Just runs head first into the corridor meatgrinder or lays prone practically in the open hoping some poor bastard walks into him.
 
Power Glove said:
Hence the begging being done for DSP Tries It, and the retarted idea to review cologne. Everything, no matter how moronic, is good enough for him to move away from games. Not only because he just hates playing games these days, but because those "Game Journalist" bits hurt his little feelings.
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I disagree there... for a while now, every game turns into "I just want to get this done". Not about seeing how the story ends, not about wanting to see what happens to a character or a place. Nope it's "grug play 50% of game, grug want game end". You will struggle to find a game where the last third of the gameplay isn't some sort of whining about wanting to finish.
Balr0g said:
Oh that is long gone. In 2024 of all players over 11% had reached Master rank at least once. You can expect that numbere to be even higher now. Of course now there are also High Master, Grand Master, Ultimate Master and then Legend. Phil is basically the bottom tier of Master. Something like a Gatekeepre perhaps because he was never good enough to hang with the real top players or repeat his EVO 2005 result. He had one shot and got cleaned up by players who were just better
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Exactly. Plus, he'll never admit this, but getting to Master can be grinded away if you win 45% of the time. Even faster if you consistently beat high ranked. Whereas your point gain in a loss is capped at -40, your point gain on a win is always a minimum of +50. I mean yeah you have to be good enough to win 45% of the time, so I guess that's something, but in most games these days, there are enough casuals to do that.
ManakaLala said:
The comments about DSP basically being a tourist in Battlefield6 are pretty spot-on. He's utterly clueless where to go, what to do and how to contribute to the match in any way. He legit takes a full second to even react to shit happening around him and is incapable of maneuvering & repositioning to overcome what's happening around him. Just runs head first into the corridor meatgrinder or lays prone practically in the open hoping some poor bastard walks into him.
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He's probably the only person I've seen (from their perspective) who will run into an open area (or at least an area without proper cover), stop, ADS, get shot by multiple people, and somehow find a way to complain & blame the game. And worse, he'll do it again & again & again, and blame the game every time.
 
You asked, Phil.
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Free Jasper said:
McDonald’s happy meal toys
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"[angry snort] NOO Those are McDonalds Adult toys for Matoore gaymers."

He keeps calling them adult toys and I hate how it makes it sound like they put dildos in happy meals

He really just should own up to being a manchild

Just did some research and indeed, the TMNT x Hello Kitty happy meal is targeted towards childrens. So I really don't get why he's hyping it that much.
 
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CopingSneedingDentractor said:
. I think in the autistic "interview" she did with Airaidlord on xbox live she didn't say but heavily implied they were talking before she was 18. Again, I don't care much about it but it's just another thing he has done that he has criticized others for doing. He's a retarded scumbag, but right now his biggest sin is how boring he has been lately. Come on Phil either die or get some stupid shit going. We need to get the plot moving again it's getting very tired.
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Hell yeah it is. We all know Phil would just retcon it like he usually does and doesn’t have a program straight up lying so unless we get any new information it’s safe to say the details will be murky. Judging by the kind of person Phil is though I wouldn’t put it past him to talk to an underage girl when he was younger but I don’t believe he’s a pedo. Creep motherfucker, yes.
 
Moar Krabs said:
What are the odds he doesn't want to play Ballard of Gay Tony because "hes married" but the people donating to him want him to play it. Maybe they feel like him skipping Ballard of Gay Tony would give detractors a win and we cant have that in the snortex no no
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“If there’s no charge backs” meaning he’s going to try to take the money and run. The “charge backs” are going to be the new “they couldn’t deliver the Krabby patty” scam. At the point weens deserve to get their money taken away since they’re the ‘tards donating for this shit
 
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