🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ChickenFriedFan]

This unironically makes me sad. Vintage Story is a great game and it sucks to see them associating themselves with this fucking retard.

Vintage story is peak and deserves better then Mald.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

OSRS is actually doing really well right now on Twitch and like Lammy said (below) a bunch of WoW streamers have been playing it recently, including OnlyFangs players and Sodapoppin. This is Jason's attempt at cashing in on the recent trend of WoW players trying out OSRS, which makes the low viewership even funnier. He couldn't use the game as an excuse if he wanted because some WoW streamers have been getting more viewers than average streaming OSRS in the last few weeks.

Ahhh so that's why!

 

[Doggy Dog World]

Maldo shows interest in Vintage Story

Watching him ego battle Vintage Story could be funny as hell. He either has to admit he doesn't understand Neolithic food management or read a basic guide on the game. Neither of which he would allow himself to do.

 

[Zeftax]

read a basic guide on the game

He will absolutely have a guide open while playing, and pretend he is caveman genius... again.

 

[PoppyFizz]

I spent 8 months in Game Maker making a Super Metroid clone (granted I spent half of those months restarting my project when I gained new knowledge) It has more features and Is more functionally complete than this crap. Honest to god, I need to become a game dev.

 

[bremer]

Maldo shows interest in Vintage Story.

Spoiler: Could this be the next AoC?

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Jason recieves gifts from the devs.
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The link in the chat leads here. What is Vintage story?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJjifFq1NGYVintage Story Home Page
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Well, now we have a good contender for the next game that Jason flees to.

I love Vintage Story and would love if this faggot wasn't associated with it, but I have to admit that it's the perfect game for his liar ass, since he can just pull up the wiki on a second monitor and pretend to figure shit out by himself.

 

[thecactusfromquiplash]

mald wouldn't last a day in a late night wintertodt lobby, that block list will be full within an hour

 

[Nick Gars]

mald wouldn't last a day in a late night wintertodt lobby, that block list will be full within an hour

Considering he blocks all the entities, he's really only making it more boring for himself and his viewers. Grinding Todt is really only enjoyable if you're interacting with the other players. RS is honestly one of the worst MMOs to try and play single player as a content creator. Without the other players, its just doing the same visually and mechanically repetitive tasks over and over, and Mald sure as fuck isn't charismatic enough to keep that entertaining.

 

[ArisenShitman]

This faggot must have been view botting.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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This faggot must have been view botting.

its about 2.2k too high still.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

This faggot must have been view botting.

This is also proof his subs will continue to suffer. Or at least it wont compound.

A reddit thread kinda explains how twitch subs work when everyone is subbed, and while you can GIFT subs, if you have less viewers, and all viewers have subs, the gift subs work as follows from what I can tell

-gift sub first targets current viewers
-if all viewers have subs, target recent viewers
-if all recent viewers have subs, target general "COMMUNITY" (IE, are you a tf2 streamer? gift sub goes to random tf2 viewers)
-if all of those already have subs, goes to completely random twitch user

Maybe none of this matters if all of those were viewbotted, but basically this kneecaps growth, since subs mainly help by incentivizing random joins to stay longer and follow because they got a sub, but this is less and less likely the more removed you are from a person.

So even with sub 90% refund with khronos, this money will effectively be burned since he won't be making new joiners subbing with their own money.

Also hes only CONTINUED to decline, and is rapidly approaching dropping under 1 mil. When he does, we need a community feature for sure.

 

[AMHOLIO]

MMO players hold grudges for a long, long time and I'm so glad they're having fun trolling the shit out of Mald. Keep him out!!!

 

[itogi]

A review of Champions of Breakfast, Heartbound and a demo of Kill The Moon by MzMz

Local archive:

 

[Comfort Cumfart]

Maldo seems to be courting the tranny side of osrs. Too bad he is going to be introduced to the chuddy sice of runescape at the same time.

 

[The Stranger]

Maldo seems to be courting the tranny side of osrs. Too bad he is going to be introduced to the chuddy sice of runescape at the same time.

Yea, the tranny-chud pendulum in Runescape has started swinging in the chud's favor, Maldy is late to the punch. This will probably be the fourth MMO he gets ran off from

 

[Stone of Jordan]

The Maldavius saga feels like that GIF of a truck that's about to hit the metal pole, but it's looped in a way that the impact never happens. The culmination is near, I can only hope for a massive crashout.

 

[tarzor]

hes only CONTINUED to decline

THORSDAY really is the best day

Spoiler: nothing burger

thought id add this as i haven't seen it pasted in the thread at all.

https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware_waitings/streams

https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware_waiting/streams

i'll just visually archive, archiving not working anyway.



they're channels that popped up during subtember(2024); restreaming vods and advertising the channel in multiple categories.
its 95% a nothing burger, didn't get a whole ton of views, and they've since been taken down for 'violating tos', but somewhat worth jotting down anyway.
best case it was a semi rogue mod on the mission of 'bolster all signals for channel as much as possible'.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Maldo seems to be courting the tranny side of osrs.

Dare I ask what this is/means?

 

[Well Intentioned]

Dare I ask what this is/means?

Old School Runescape is largely populated by the severely autistic. OSRS is based off of an ancient MMORPG which came out in 2000 or so and is a game that is incredibly grindy, tedious, repetitive, etc. Hence the appeal to autists.

The 'severely autistic' cohort tends to consist of permanently online troons or permanently online chuds.

Since Maldy is trying to be a heckin' wholesome inclusive streamer (and is a degenerate piece of filth that belongs on the cross) he is naturally going to gravitate towards the troon demo in OSRS.

I don't know much about the social dynamics of OSRS or the pendulum, so I'll defer to people who know more than me.

 

[Facom]

At work, can't clip, but he's getting trolled in OSRS again. He has about 4 addons installed, world hider, entity hider, chat hider, "annoying sounds" hider. And people are still managing to troll him in creative ways. He's literally playing single player Runescape but still getting trolled and spamming player reports. Also he is refusing to add Jake to the group ironman, incoming drama? Apparently adding Jake now will remove some "group prestige" for the group ironman, which is a cosmetic indicator thing with no effect on gameplay. Mald is REFUSING to stand down and let Jake into the group Ironman because of this. Hilarious.
Someone is turning into a cow using some sort of ingame item and Mald is going through the "annoyance mode" Runelite addon option by option until he finds out how to remove the cow on his screen. He still hasn't found it. Also, why does he care? It's a fuckin' cow

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2543209227?t=4h04m22s