Why do people hate me?

[Bonzi Baptist]

Why do people hate me so much? I'm a retard; I'm not a supervillain. Why does everybody give me trash cans and call me dumb and ban me from their Reddits and forums? I'm not that bad. Why do people hate me?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't hate you, I reserve that word for Muslims, Jews and jeets.

If you're not one of my hate trifecta you're good.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Your mom thinks you’re cool

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I hate you because when I downloaded the Bonzi Baptist he did not make me born again in the eyes of Christ, but just gave me a computer virus that put a billion advertisement toolbars in my Netscape browser!

I did like the Bonzi Baptist's funny voice though.

 

[OrionBalls]

Who are you?

 

[Sirius]

Just know that nobody really seems to hold grudges here, unless you're a really fucked up weirdo (then you get your own special thread). I don't know who the hell you are and honestly I don't care, I expect most other people here to feel the same about me.

 

[rando[Numbers]]

I fucking hate you for baiting me with this title and telling me nothing about you. Best I can do to hate you is ask why creeps like Rammstein so much. I bet you have no clue what he's saying.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I fucking hate you for baiting me with this title and telling me nothing about you. Best I can do to hate you is ask why creeps like Rammstein so much. I bet you have no clue what he's saying.

I enjoy Rammstein and understand every word but also have OCPD.

 

[rando[Numbers]]

I enjoy Rammstein and understand every word but also have OCPD.

I had to Google OCPD. This thread is infuriating and I hate everyone here.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Is this the /b/ of KF? I'm too normie to lurk here.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I had to Google OCPD. This thread is infuriating and I hate everyone here.

Admittedly OCPD is just being German.

Who would have a problem with rules, orderliness or control?

 

[rando[Numbers]]

Admittedly OCPD is just being German.

How do you feel about those weird vertical rotisseries they use for doner kebabs? Looked kind gross to me. Messy to eat.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

How do you feel about those weird vertical rotisseries they use for doner kebabs? Looked kind gross to me. Messy to eat.

Curious Wessi things, not something our socialist republic deals with. We prefer the Grilletta and Ketwurst.

 

[rando[Numbers]]

Curious Wessi things, not something our socialist republic deals with. We prefer the Grilletta and Ketwurst.

I don't know any of these wacky words. I never got out of Bruchmuhlbach-Miesau

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't know any of these wacky words. I never got out of Bruchmuhlbach-Miesau

Comrade, you are delusional and unaware of the progress the socialist republics have achieved.

We put the first satellite and man into space and will put the workers and peasants' flag on the moon in short order. The GDR's Leunawerke will make it happen!

 

[rando[Numbers]]

Comrade, you are delusional and unaware of the progress the socialist republics have achieved.

We put the first satellite and man into space and will put the workers and peasants' flag on the moon in short order. The GDR's Leunawerke will make it happen!

I have no clue what the fuck is happening right now. But I'm happy for you.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I have no clue what the fuck is happening right now. But I'm happy for you.

Embracing Communism is like coming out as gay, I'm glad you're on our team.

 

[rando[Numbers]]

Embracing Communism is like coming out as gay, I'm glad you're on our team.

I'm gonna go to sleep and pretend we never talked. Enjoy your weird German meats.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm gonna go to sleep and pretend we never talked. Enjoy your weird German meats.

Good night and sleep tight comrade.

I'll see you in your dreams.

 

[MadStan]

You’re basically an unhaooy
Person who hates a lot of people and things and talk about those things excessively.

There is almost nothing about you to like.