💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Not impossible but unlikely. Leslie is off-kilter for sure but she has a few enduring traits that weigh against lolcow status: She doesn’t take herself too seriously (has referred to herself as fat and/or an old lady multiple times) and can go offline for stretches of time (though not recently, to be fair). Subtle but important, Leslie is very crafty. She plays games within games—she’s smart. Most lolcows that I’m aware of are at best slightly below average intelligence. Leslie is above average in the smarts department, maybe significantly above.

Seriously though I'm amazed at both Leslie continuing to poke the pig despite claiming she wants to be left alone, and Pat's ability to respond every single time. I suppose I can't expect anything less. Something about idiots dragging you down to their level, or wrestling pigs in mud?

My unasked for two cents on this is that, if I recall correctly, Pat wouldn’t leave her alone despite her protests, requests and independent evidence that she wasn’t involved in messing with him outside of laughing at some of the pests comments on his Twitter account.

Her son, who is a lawyer was semi involved in this too. She certainly told him what was going on.
So she now seems to just lean into it as it’s clear she can’t convince him otherwise so just winds up the fat shit.

Regarding her lolcow status, I concur with the point that she is too smart.

I am pretty certain that if she got wise that she was becoming a widely shared joke, she would cease these antics and let things die down.

Right now, anyone who isn’t aware of Patrick and his sagas is not really going to care or see what is funny about her.
So unless it gets to the stage of being funny out of Patrick context then she isn’t going to be a lolcow.

 

[Spunt]

Blocking someone means he can't tell them to "enjoy prison."

And how are they going to enjoy prison if he doesn't tell them to do so?

If a Stalker Child commits Felonies in the forest and nobody is there to Tweet at them, do they Enjoy Prison?

 

[OffTopic]

My unasked for two cents on this is that, if I recall correctly, Pat wouldn’t leave her alone despite her protests, requests and independent evidence that she wasn’t involved in messing with him outside of laughing at some of the pests comments on his Twitter account.

Her son, who is a lawyer was semi involved in this too. She certainly told him what was going on.
So she now seems to just lean into it as it’s clear she can’t convince him otherwise so just winds up the fat shit.

Regarding her lolcow status, I concur with the point that she is too smart.

I am pretty certain that if she got wise that she was becoming a widely shared joke, she would cease these antics and let things die down.

Right now, anyone who isn’t aware of Patrick and his sagas is not really going to care or see what is funny about her.
So unless it gets to the stage of being funny out of Patrick context then she isn’t going to be a lolcow.

She appeared as a special guest on Diaper Dan the DooDoo Man's podcast and was drunk as a skunk.

She also had DM sex with OldGravyEgg, an outed crossdresser who was driven off ONA.

If she's not a lolcow she's the next thing to it.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

She appeared as a special guest on Diaper Dan the DooDoo Man's podcast and was drunk as a skunk.

She also had DM sex with OldGravyEgg, an outed crossdresser who was driven off ONA.

If she's not a lolcow she's the next thing to it.

Agree, and I think her back and forth with him this weekend was Tomlinson-esque. Dropping the c&d on him to ruin his con weekend and then not acknowledging him at all afterwards would’ve probably made him seethe enough to “meet Leslie Varney, my abuser. 1/26” and double down into something more actionable.

 

[Something Awful]

Thanks for the memories, Seattle. Tally for the weekend: ~0 tweets made about anything to do with literature in general or Worldcon specifically. 0 interest in Tiny Tim. Approx. 9000 tweets yelling at Leslie while having "lunch" at a bar.



"Rebel Scum". Well, it's at least half-correct. Rick is certainly a rebel against healthy dietary habits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Funny thing I found while browsing his 2022 Torque Wheeler texts

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus Christ. I could see something weird like the Infield Fly Rule or that new even weirder rule outlawing most shifts -- honestly not sure I understand either myself -- but the DH?

Remember that Rick doesn't have any actual interests. He just thinks "real men" are into sportsball and guns and motorcycles, so constantly makes a fool of himself pretending to be into those things while in fact just being a fat faggot with bitch tits who got slammed into lockers in school for being a 1.2 GPA retard.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I still heart Leslie, just because of how hard her comments twist his pig nips.

 

[McMitch]

Remember that Rick doesn't have any actual interests. He just thinks "real men" are into sportsball and guns and motorcycles, so constantly makes a fool of himself pretending to be into those things while in fact just being a fat faggot with bitch tits who got slammed into lockers in school for being a 1.2 GPA retard.

Imagine how dull his life must actually be: spending most of his time sitting on farting into his couch while doom scrolling twitter, typing the same three sentences over and over. No interests, no hobbies, looking for whatever excuse to dull the time with alcohol and food until the inevitable end. Fatrick does not simply hold a porcine visage, but a porcine way of life.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I wonder what it would take for Patrick to realize how much he acts like Cyraxx. They are like two peas in a pod.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Funny thing I found while browsing his 2022 Torque Wheeler texts

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did he mean to say 'file' and not 'life'? an easy mistake, to be sure.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There was a small amount of excusejuice available for national league team fans not know what the designated shitter was.

Twenty-plus years ago before inter league play became so common. Like many Ricky things, he’s stuck in the 90s.

 

[bortherman]

Can we say Fatrick is at least legitimately a baseball/Milwaukee Brewers fan? Can we grant him that much?

I was kind of betting with myself to see if I could come up with any positives to say about this wreck of a human being...and the above was the only thing that came to mind after a bit of pondering. Not much, but it is the best I've potentially got.

Not really a huge baseball fan myself, but the Brewers are on some kind of surprising win streak lately, leading their division by a healthy margin, etc.

Everything dug up pre Niki shows zero interest/reference in/to Brewers/Packers/leftwing/tranny/pride loving at all from Pat. After meeting niki all his interests coincidentally lined up with hers.

One of the questions asked on the hot wing challenge with Jackson pedo Jones was, who is their coach? For such a die hard brewers fan.. Pat couldnt answer. There are many of other examples of him being oblivious to small details that any fan of the sport/team would know just from casual watching/following.

It's all surface level poser shit used to insert himself into (x). Take his LOTR tattoo, he believes that having it shows how much of a fan he is of LOTR. That solidifies him as a geek, yet he spells half the character's names phonetically showing that hasn't even read the book(s), just heard the names referenced in the movie. Nor would he have even read much about it in articles or fanzine shit, as the names would be plastered all over that. (thats without getting into the meaning of the tattoo, covered many times before)

Pat is a true fan in that he bought the goyslop merchandise and will happily display it. Just don't ask him any finer details or to go against mainstream opinion.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

He's such a deeply unfunny person.

Pat has probably the worst "intentional" sense of humor out of all the non-troon cows. Maybe DSP edges him out, but he at least seems sort of aware that he isn't funny.

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

Pat saying “enjoy prison” would be funny if you are a prison guard, then he is just telling you to have a nice day at work.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

She also had DM sex with OldGravyEgg, an outed crossdresser who was driven off ONA

I guess I’m LDF .

She sent him a pic of her cleavage. She’s a weirdo for that but they didn’t ERP or whatever. She made up the crossdresser thing to punish him for going full psycho (demanding more explicit conversations etc.) and threatening to SWAT her. That’s what I mean about how crafty she is.

OGE started over here, btw. I used to know his account name here but whatever, who cares.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Can we say Fatrick is at least legitimately a baseball/Milwaukee Brewers fan? Can we grant him that much?

No he's not. He is the kind of guy who says things as loudly as possible to try and make you think he is a fan. But he is surface level at best. He wouldn't be able to tell you where the teams triple a team is located if he even knew what triple a was

 

[femoralcanal]

Everything dug up pre Niki shows zero interest/reference in/to Brewers/Packers/leftwing/tranny/pride loving at all from Pat. After meeting niki all his interests coincidentally lined up with hers.

Don't forget even the thing he loves most in this world (changing the local Basketball American community's Conservation Status from "least concern" to "critically endangered" Mustangs) is something he got from Adrienne: she had one first, and then he bought his, emulating her image of taste. He has no personality of his own.



Like Patrick Bateman, our second, fatter sociopath. Simply. Is. Not. There. Child.

 

[OffTopic]

I guess I’m LDF .

She sent him a pic of her cleavage. She’s a weirdo for that but they didn’t ERP or whatever. She made up the crossdresser thing to punish him for going full psycho (demanding more explicit conversations etc.) and threatening to SWAT her. That’s what I mean about how crafty she is.

OGE started over here, btw. I used to know his account name here but whatever, who cares.

They 100% did ERP and I'm humiliated I even understand that abbreviation. They went back and forth for months doing it. We saw screenshots.

She claims now that she made up the cross-dressing thing, but that doesn't make sense. OGE made specific references to the Billy Bob character and the photos when he was getting piled on during the fallout. Then he left. He wouldn't have been so upset about it if it weren't true.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

They 100% did ERP and I'm humiliated I even understand that abbreviation. They went back and forth for months doing it. We saw screenshots.

She claims now that she made up the cross-dressing thing, but that doesn't make sense. OGE made specific references to the Billy Bob character and the photos when he was getting piled on during the fallout. Then he left. He wouldn't have been so upset about it if it weren't true.

Yeah thinking about it the crossdressing thing being a joke doesn’t make a lot of sense. I guess I bought it because why bother walking it back like that? Remorse for outing him?

I took her at her word about the content of the DMs because it’s easier that way. No regrets. Glad I missed the screenshots you mention.