💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[shoashuffle]

sacrificed himself for the pajeets.mp4
Ian sacrificed everything for the pajeets

"There's so much of this weird self-deprecation that is just 'I'm a piece of shit but I'm okay with that'"

Would Ian pass the mirror test?

 

[FightenGnome]

They literally believed that a Kurdish ethnostate would be created on the basis of ethnic supremacy (lol), and that state, called Rojava (pronounced in Spanish like Ro-hava as if it was some Che Guevara socalista wakanda) would be built as a matriarchal, feminist culture holding up a communist state economy.

I don't get why these people think their specific brand of leftism hasn't been tried before. We don't need to get into discussions of Mao or Stalin or w/e to see how some of these sorts of things turned out with modern day ideologies. We have seen them in action relatively recently.

The CHOP/CHAZ was the perfect example of liberal-leftism on display. It was created by their people for their people. It even had pizza lifelines and a state sponsored greenlight. It failed miserably and collapsed into exactly what their critics said would happen all along. People starved, crimes began occurring, a dictator rose and a small guard with guns began policing and telling people what to do. Not to mention they couldn't even plant crops properly, but I'll chalk that up to the people and not the ideology. It's what happens when anyone other than stoned out hippies tries to put their beliefs into practice.

Ian and Anisa feel like they exist in some bizarre time capsule, like it's 2011, long before their careers took off. Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

 

[Hateocracy]

Millions of people watch Hasan. Of those millions, it's certain some have been made aware of the genocide by Hasan.

Imagine actually believing twitch streamers matter. Hasan will save the Palestine children any day now!

 

[Chongqing]

Ian and Anisa feel like they exist in some bizarre time capsule, like it's 2011, long before their careers took off. Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

This is so true. It's like Occupy Wall Street just started happening and this is the current event that made them politically aware.

It's weird.

 

[Dropa5pack]

I don't get why these people think their specific brand of leftism hasn't been tried before. We don't need to get into discussions of Mao or Stalin or w/e to see how some of these sorts of things turned out with modern day ideologies. We have seen them in action relatively recently.

The CHOP/CHAZ was the perfect example of liberal-leftism on display. It was created by their people for their people. It even had pizza lifelines and a state sponsored greenlight. It failed miserably and collapsed into exactly what their critics said would happen all along. People starved, crimes began occurring, a dictator rose and a small guard with guns began policing and telling people what to do. Not to mention they couldn't even plant crops properly, but I'll chalk that up to the people and not the ideology. It's what happens when anyone other than stoned out hippies tries to put their beliefs into practice.

Ian and Anisa feel like they exist in some bizarre time capsule, like it's 2011, long before their careers took off. Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

Very simply the left are utopians while the right realizes “there are no solutions only tradeoffs” to quote Thomas Sewell.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Here's the Asmongold segment (2025-08-15):
00-asmond.mp4

edit: another comment at the end of the stream
00-asmon02.mp4

Jesus Christ, he literally cannot conceive of anyone actually believing that his opinions are harmful. When Asmon says his trendy opinions cost him nothing Ian just can’t see it in any terms other than it costing him popularity. Even if you truly do believe that unrestricted immigration has no real downsides you should understand that other people disagree and when they talk about the downsides of immigration policy (whether they’re right or wrong) they don’t mean that it might hurt them politically. But Ian can’t understand that, so when Asmon says that Ian is too privileged to really be affected by this stuff, Ian just thinks he’s saying that he shouldn’t care, not that he’s missing some important perspective.

This goes beyond lacking empathy, this is lacking basic theory of mind.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

In my time I've seen dogs make many facial expressions. But I've never seen a dog look this fed up at being touched, lol.
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Every time I see that dog I just think "If only you knew how bad things really are."

 

[clipartfan92]

https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1956884791854567619 (archive.ph)
https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1956892357389136237 (archive.ph)

Anisa, you should make him eat 15 of those and do a handstand for 5 minutes on stream.

 

[CyberInu]

Lastly, his gold tooth looks like literal shit. Does anyone know that that entails? Do you get the original tooth removed? Do you have to go to a special dentist who only serves underaged human trafficked prostitutes that Hassan likes so much? I can't imagine a normal dentist just has pieces of gold shaped like teeth laying around his office.

They shave down the tooth (destroying the enamel) and place a gold cover over it. Keep in mind that this was a (relatively) normal, healthy tooth that he would have essentially had ruined for this gold cap.

Given that we know he doesn't brush his teeth, I'll say this: caps have a nasty habit of not being entirely flush with the gums, which leaves a tiny crack that allows food debris and bacteria inside.

This has then been sitting on that shaved, destroyed tooth for years.

If his cap looks like actual shit (it does), imagine what it smells like. His actual tooth is a complete write off.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

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Anisa, you should make him eat 15 of those and do a handstand for 5 minutes on stream.

These actually look like little pieces of shit.

 

[shrimp kommando]

They shave down the tooth (destroying the enamel) and place a gold cover over it. Keep in mind that this was a (relatively) normal, healthy tooth that he would have essentially had ruined for this gold cap.

What the fuck was this even in service of? I see three options. One, larping/"owning" his white trash roots. Two, he wants to cosplay an experienced boxer that has lost a tooth and three, Anusa talked him into it to look like Gay Gabe/Sebastian from Viagra Boys.
Actually Anusa talked him into it regardless of the option.

 

[The sticky sock]

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Anisa, you should make him eat 15 of those and do a handstand for 5 minutes on stream.

Nah she's doing this on purpose to garner attention, firstestly no side dish is 15 pieces of potato secondly what's wrong with being normal for once and making a simple mashed potato as a side.

I've cooked for other people before and I'm anxious if they'll like it or not, this lady with the fried hair will feed you pressed potaters and you will eat all 15 of them.

 

[basedman]

One of Anisa's bagels makes an appearance, 2025-08-15 stream. "Wait, what is that?!"
00-bagel.mp4

Balsamic and olive oil ham and cheese bagel. What. The. Fuck.

 

[CyberInu]

What the fuck was this even in service of? I see three options. One, larping/"owning" his white trash roots. Two, he wants to cosplay an experienced boxer that has lost a tooth and three, Anusa talked him into it to look like Gay Gabe/Sebastian from Viagra Boys.
Actually Anusa talked him into it regardless of the option.

It's literally just aesthetic. There is no benefit to it, and in fact it's actively harmful to your long term dental health. Dentists with scruples do not offer aesthetic cap services.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Asmongold is a disgusting cretin in his own right, but Ian manages to make him look infinitely smarter by being unfathomably retarded. He's so desperate to defend his rapist and homicidal shitskins that he denies the accuracy of pattern recognition, a basic instinct that nearly every animal on the planet has. He and Anisa somehow managed to be less intelligent than insects and starfish.

That’s what happens when a succubus sucks your soul out Ian’s shits all retarded now. Not saying he was much better in his content cop days and Anisa is just adding to the retarded ness. It’s like a super faggy leftist double edge sword with these two

 

[CTR Operative]

DAD has been training with a mystery coach. When asked who his coach was he said, "I don't want to name any names. He's a normal guy. He's a swell guy. He's a nice enough guy, but then he gets a little sugar in him and he starts to go cuckoo!!"

Is Sam training him to go across the border in the dark of night and just assassinate the Jomhas in the night by beating them to death while the dogs apathetically watch? Because I will stop calling Dad a loser if so. Godspeed, trashman!

She once said he was a 9.5 and the only thing that would make him hotter would be if he didn’t smell so bad that she gags when she kisses him

I'm sitting here and trying to imagine: if I got a man that I consider perfect, and he had Ian-stank, would I tolerate it?
And I remember no, when I was in high school I had a boyfriend that had some weird problem with his esophagus, I complained and he got his parents to take him to an ENT and got that shit fixed. Anisa is just as gross as Ian for becoming a greasy mess along with him instead of pushing him to fix his shit.

The CHOP/CHAZ was the perfect example of liberal-leftism on display.

I'm with you for 99% of your post, but those people would be infuriated if you called them "liberal." American liberals are generally hanging around the center-left and understand slogans like "defund the police" are retarded. People like Hasan and the Jomhas will spew "scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds" like "four legs good, two legs bad." I realize I sound like an ephebophile saying "akshually I'm not a pedophile" but it cannot be stressed enough how much the center and far left hate each other. If a meteor had hit CHAZ I would've been one of the first people cheering.

Ian and Anisa feel like they exist in some bizarre time capsule, like it's 2011, long before their careers took off. Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

This is a really good way to put it. It feels like he's trying to relive those years and do them over "right." But it's 2025. My mom has voted blue since the 70s, hates Trump, and she's fucking sick of mass immigration. Gavin Newsom is making cripple jokes and taking over the Democratic party, and Ian thinks it's still time to cry about trans athletes and other shit nobody actually cares about.

 

[James Brown]

One of Anisa's bagels makes an appearance, 2025-08-15 stream. "Wait, what is that?!"
00-bagel.mp4

The balsamic drenched straight into the bread, what the FUCK anisasisters...
And it's not a delicious balsamic reduction, even though that would still be disgusting on a ham/cheese/OLIVE OIL bagel, it is straight up balsamic vinegar. Bitch is feeding him a literal vinegar bagel thinking she's an ethnic meditteranean foodie queen. This is as bad as white trash that mixes Miracle Whip with Spam.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Y'all reflexively hating on everything she cooks gets hard to take seriously when she's just making something unremarkable and not really fucking it up. Those smashed potatoes look like potatoes that have been smashed! She put oil and vinegar on a sandwich, like most delis will happily do without question! Shit tastes good, yo. Stahp being retarded.

This is as bad as white trash that mixes Miracle Whip with Spam.

Are you daring to talk oblique shit about Simply Sara, PBUH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYGTxAxYzoI

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

She put oil and vinegar on a sandwich, like most delis will happily do without question! Shit tastes good, yo. Stahp being retarded.

Just gonna toss my hat into the ring and say most delis don't fuck up their bread from the get-go and create greasy abominations under the guise of "gluten-free". Even still the potatoes look mid at best.

 

[Agares]

I don't get why these people think their specific brand of leftism hasn't been tried before. We don't need to get into discussions of Mao or Stalin or w/e to see how some of these sorts of things turned out with modern day ideologies. We have seen them in action relatively recently.

The CHOP/CHAZ was the perfect example of liberal-leftism on display. It was created by their people for their people. It even had pizza lifelines and a state sponsored greenlight. It failed miserably and collapsed into exactly what their critics said would happen all along. People starved, crimes began occurring, a dictator rose and a small guard with guns began policing and telling people what to do. Not to mention they couldn't even plant crops properly, but I'll chalk that up to the people and not the ideology. It's what happens when anyone other than stoned out hippies tries to put their beliefs into practice.

Ian and Anisa feel like they exist in some bizarre time capsule, like it's 2011, long before their careers took off. Virtue signaling leftism is seen as performative and gay now, and doesn't earn you brownie points from the broader public and probably the leftists themselves too.

CHAZ is what happens when a bunch of cluster B theater kids try to create their own Paris commune/Spanish civil war era anarchist collective. It was all a performative LARP that was protected by daddy government and totally dependent on the outside world for food and supplies. And then it turned into a parody of what they hate America for, namely all the gun violence and lack of access to healthcare (because lunatics with guns kept blocking the ambulances).