Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[moorhen]

Even if she’s somehow right and she’s “only” 213lb, she’s putting on weight at a rate that she’ll tip over into the morbidly obese range by Christmas.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ahem.

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God fucking dammit Carol I nearly just spat my drink!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I'm still thinking back to that picture of her where she had a normal shirt and a facial expression, and I gotta say: Stephanie should look into embroidered tunics. They're still grandma-core and "easy care," but look much more plausibly pagan than a printed tee.

Sample screenshot from a fat grandma catalog:
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But... but... even if it has butterflies and rhinestones a shapeless T-shirt is at least "masc" enough for our dear druid! Honestly idk either why she isn't just shopping in the men's section apart from laziness/thinking her granny florals and "harvest" graphics are "cottagecore" and identifying as a boxy rather than a full on man. That's it, that's her excuse.

YWNBAW (You Will Never Be A Wizard), Yarbles.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Wearing a Dahmer t-shirt in public. Wow. Just wow.


Oh come on now, be fair - it was just to see if it matched the address that you blast everywhere on the internet.


DRINK MORE WATER. Drinking just two bottles of water on a hot day will fuck you up.

 

[often puzzled]

Oh come on now, be fair - it was just to see if it matched the address that you blast everywhere on the internet.

The dudes on Kiwi Farms? Did Stephanie just assume our gender. I FEEL VERY UNSAFE. We are folx, thankyouverymuch

DO BETTER.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The dudes on Kiwi Farms? Did Stephanie just assume our gender. I FEEL VERY UNSAFE. We are folx, thankyouverymuch

DO BETTER.

This is extra funny because, Stapphy being a tumblrcow, I'd be willing to bet this thread is 90% female. For fuck's sake we've had a Tupperware review party in here.

Eta: though of course we love and appreciate you, any girlcow-nonconforming fellas in the thread

 

[JanuaryViolet]

In this case "favorite person I studied" does not mean you have found someone else who rubs one out to Jeff, Staphy. It's a colloqialism. Read the room, retard.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Eta: though of course we love and appreciate you, any girlcow-nonconforming fellas in the thread

IIRC @Pee Your Pants is the thread's official Penis Goy.

Oh come on now, be fair - it was just to see if it matched the address that you blast everywhere on the internet.

And still, knowing this. she HERSELF posted a clear, deliberate photo of her therapist's business card. Guess it's OK to dox someone if they're your friend.

 

[Dingleberry Inhaler]

Staph calling anywhere in the state of NY, much less near a college town, Trump country makes me MATI.

 

[JaneThough]

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Wearing a Dahmer t-shirt in public. Wow. Just wow.

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Oh come on now, be fair - it was just to see if it matched the address that you blast everywhere on the internet.

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DRINK MORE WATER. Drinking just two bottles of water on a hot day will fuck you up.

So by Staph’s account it was better to gush with a Dahmer fan Trumper than have the local dems support trannies?

 

[dasdirtnuggets]

Where is everyone else on the "this is a LARP" to "nuttier than squirrel shit" scale when it comes to Steph's delusions?

I'm familiar with behavioral patterns of lying (i.e. inconsistencies, over-justification when information is wrong) but I keep thinking about that moment where someone asked her about if (her) Loki remembered them.

Actual Swedish Loki worshipper questions Staph:
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(Like I am sure many people are in this thread or lurking like me) I have experience with Norse as a religion and what the fyra444 person says is in line with the experience I've seen other actual Norse worshippers speak of.

Points towards LARP:
-Most of these spirits/ghosts/deities are attracted to her and think she's totes the goat
-It feeds into how important she thinks she is.
-They also agree with all her politics even though historically there's either no evidence to suggest they would or there is evidence to suggest the opposite (ex. Norse is not LGBT friendly, Dahmer wouldn't fuck a fat woman)
- She never has bad or even neutral experiences with them. (She asked for people to 'make it stop' when she had her Fagnarok spergout but I guarantee that was because everyone was making fun of her and blowing up her DMs)
-Loki/MJ/etc all talk in Steph's voice, typing format
-Has never mentioned it outside to randos like that 'Trump supporter's who 'harassed' her when she was being a tard with a drum at the park (A true loon would mention this stuff to anyone and everyone, they're a mouthpiece to a GOD after all!)
-Mixing and matching religions, no faith towards anything specific and no hatred for non-believers and lies
-She claims that she can visually *see* these things, but we've never had any 'Chris Chan making out with Magi-chan esque, pretending that she can see something that isn't physically there' moments. (But God would that be amazing. Staph, Christmas/Yule is on the way, give the farms a treat and let us watch you kiss Loki on video)
- She consumes and writes fanfic about these things. Wouldn't you just... Go and experience them again, if they are so real and you can have it whenever you want? No one in a relationship would read fanfic about them having sex with their significant other if they are physically there and you could just fuck them. She doesn't even correct anyone's interpretations.
-She has never sacrificed anything major to please these delusions, in fact she's blamed them to get out of taking accountability

Points towards delusion:
-She didn't get violently aggressive when that fyra dude questioned her, even seemed to question it, which is a strange thing to do after Fagnarok sperging for HOURS (this could have been a sympathy plot)
-She's Staph. That alone is a permanent debuff to frontal lobe processing

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That's a lot of cope. Also... Someone faked their own death to prove Staph wrong...? Do we know about this?

-ACKSHULLY it was a trap, a test and a lie! She was genuinely doubting herself, and while these are words that we should take with a grain of salt, nothing about that post benefits her in any way (In the Staph thinking she looks cool to passive readers way). This puts her closer to being a hobo standing on the sidewalk with a 'The World is ending' sign. She already smells like him.
-She is insanely gullible. For all we know Loki is literally some jeet scammer on Facebook with a tom hiddleston profile picture.
-She doesn't sacrifice anything but she does put a lot of time and money into this larp.

 

[Aunt Carol]

-She is insanely gullible. For all we know Loki is literally some jeet scammer on Facebook with a tom hiddleston profile picture.

Something like this would be what she has deserved since her DA days.

But one thing I've noticed is that Stephanie is always superior, always knows the most. She plays along with potential underlings and "peers," she puts out wide "anyone know about" posts on SM and Reddit, she begs for money, but Stephanie never kisses up to a "master" of whatever pagan thing or asks someone in public for their specific advice.

Druid School was off in private, with all anecdotes Stephanie shared being about how she was so learned and superior now.

Stephanie went to those previous financial scammers (admitting she needed help) in private, and only talked about them in public after she had to admit she was fleeced.


You ask a good question, one we've all wondered. There seems to be inconsistency in Stephanie's beliefs and behaviors, but it's hard to tell if it's because she's dumb or because she's doing the woo stuff as a ruse.

What niggles at me is that if it's a LARP, she doesn't put enough effort in. Suppose that Stephanie knows magic ain't real and she's just a boring fat lady. She's got the trans thing and the "foundation,' but that requires talking to people to get anything of consequence done, and to her it's a big deal to reserve a table and sit there with a few packs of LGBTQ stickers, the kind you get from China at $3 for 50pcs NO REPEATS. There are a lot of trans spokespeople/influencers and they're all much better on camera, much better at networking than she is.

So magick it is. But a hypothetical Stephanie who knows that's a fake would also be able to look at her recycled cardboard altar and dollar store tealights and say "wow, that doesn't photograph well; the other witchy people will never buy I'm better at it than them." She'd do her ritual and look back at the video and say "yikes, I gotta put my camera up on a dresser, move junk out of view, maybe get a red lightbulb I can switch into the lamp to make this look more convincing."

Instead her effort with the witchcraft stuff is 1:1 her effort in the previous sex worker arc. But does that mean she's deluded into thinking magic is real/she's very attractive, or does she see clearly but assume everyone else is so easily fooled that she can half-ass everything?

I dunno, man. It's like, does a horse know it's a horse?

I'm also amazed when I remember Stephanie doesn't smoke weed. If she were a pothead, this would all make so much more sense.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

LARP + fat and lazy, that is all.

 

[swingbatta]

Two things can be true. Due to the company I keep, I've seen a lot of true believer neopagans in their natural habitats, and there's a pretty even split between "spends thousands of dollars on useless witchcraft tat" pagans and "a shitty cardboard box can be an altar" pagans. Both of these varieties can be equally delusional in terms of their abilities and importance--I've met one of the former who believed she was The Goddess incarnate, and one of the latter who believed he was cursed to usher in a new age with his gift of prophesy--and sometimes they do a little bit of both ("I spent $500 on this ceremonial athame, and I display it on a plastic bin because I don't own a table").

It's also deceptively easy to get yourself to believe in woo woo bullshit if you're the type of person to hone in on pattern recognition. And it's even easier to believe you personally are very special if you already have narcissist tendencies (especially given how most new age stuff is full of personality tests that tell you how special you are).

Staph's delusions may have started as daydreams, but I 100% am sure she's at the point where she fully believes in them AND believes she is every god and ghosts' favorite little enby.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

This is the same person who gets scammed on the regular, believes she looks so very masculine, and thinks her scale told her she weighs 213 lbs. She's plain fucking dumb with a heaping side of delusional.

Personally I think she misread 313.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

What niggles at me is that if it's a LARP, she doesn't put enough effort in. Suppose that Stephanie knows magic ain't real and she's just a boring fat lady. She's got the trans thing and the "foundation,' but that requires talking to people to get anything of consequence done, and to her it's a big deal to reserve a table and sit there with a few packs of LGBTQ stickers, the kind you get from China at $3 for 50pcs NO REPEATS. There are a lot of trans spokespeople/influencers and they're all much better on camera, much better at networking than she is.

So magick it is. But a hypothetical Stephanie who knows that's a fake would also be able to look at her recycled cardboard altar and dollar store tealights and say "wow, that doesn't photograph well; the other witchy people will never buy I'm better at it than them." She'd do her ritual and look back at the video and say "yikes, I gotta put my camera up on a dresser, move junk out of view, maybe get a red lightbulb I can switch into the lamp to make this look more convincing."

Instead her effort with the witchcraft stuff is 1:1 her effort in the previous sex worker arc. But does that mean she's deluded into thinking magic is real/she's very attractive, or does she see clearly but assume everyone else is so easily fooled that she can half-ass everything?

You're overthinking it. She's dead ass lazy and retarded, as previously mentioned, but she's also narcissistic as fuck. Keep in mind that she's spent her entire life having her parents, therapists, and wranglers reward her with copious asspats for literally everything she fucking does, no matter how far her performance falls below the standard of "minimally acceptable", whether due to ineptness or lack of effort (usually both). She's never actually had the experience of earning anything via her own actual merit, working hard at something and staying motivated by her own measurable self improvement, or especially being denied anything she wants because she simply failed to do whatever was required of her in order to get it. It's never happened. Whenever she can't or won't meet any kind of expectation, or fucks up somehow, she knows she can cry to Mommy (and Daddy, to a slightly lesser extent) about it and hide behind her skirt while her parents either handle it themselves or or bully whomever into granting Staph some kind of exemption or special privilege after playing the tard card (and done her an enormous disservice by doing so, I might add.)

That is how you end up with a narcissistic retard who is completely delusional about her own merits, has a colossal sense of entitlement, is incapable of taking responsibility for anything, and thinks everybody else is a total mouth-breathing window licker compared to her and thus will uncritically believe whatever stupid self-aggrandizing bullshit she tries to spin, not to mention fall over themselves to send her money for her illegible finger paintings (or just because she wants it). Naturally this noxious shit-don't-stink personality is enough to ensure nobody generally interacts with her for long unless they are somehow obligated to, then you pepper in a bunch of insufferable hyper-liberal tumblr claptrap she has distorted far beyond parody, no life outside of consooming media and desperately trying to convince fellow retards online she is cool by poorly mimicking them, flexing her retarded interpretation of whatever they're interested in, or provoking slapfights for victim cred... then take into account she is a kissless turbo-virgin with a lifetime of pent-up tard hypersexuality... and it's not hard to see why she chooses to cope by essentially pretending that her disgusting jackoff fantasies have actually taken on a life of their own. As a bonus they serve as a handy scapegoat when needed, and offer a disingenuous way to talk like she has actual life experience if she selectively omits the fact it all happened in her head "with ghosts". It's maladaptive daydream at most, but she knows what the fuck she's doing. I've said it before, but Staph would prefer that people accept her bullshit at face value, but failing that, she wants to be seen as an honest to God autist/schizo - as long as nobody calls out the truth, that she is a boring, unexceptional, straight woman who is obsessed with sex but whose only experience of it comes from writing her own terrible, cheezy self-insert erotica.

 

[Meowzers]

This is extra funny because, Stapphy being a tumblrcow, I'd be willing to bet this thread is 90% female. For fuck's sake we've had a Tupperware review party in here.

Eta: though of course we love and appreciate you, any girlcow-nonconforming fellas in the thread

not only that, back in the day there were a lot of kweer folx in the thread coming out of their closets to rag on staph for being a boring straight woman myself included. the atmosphere of KF has changed since then so they might have permanently fucked off, but i've always thought this thread has a fairly large number of LGBT bxys and gxrls here.

i wanna do an impromptu gender-and-sexuality poll. one was done for race in the puppychan thread and i wanna see one for gender in staph's thread.

rate my post:
if you're a straight woman
if you're a straight man
if you're a hellgender femmeinfernal (LGB woman)
if you're a bxy (LGB man)
if you're brave enough to out yourself as a person of gender on kiwifarms. i personally don't care but no promises the LITERAL nazi terf MAGAts here won't try to LITERALLY murder you

 

[Pee Your Pants]

i wanna do an impromptu gender-and-sexuality poll. one was done for race in the puppychan thread and i wanna see one for gender in staph's thread.

Well, look at that... (At the time of this post) The majority are women. Far from the image Staph has of us all being dudebro incel basement dwelling cis straight men. The gays also out number the straights. I'm sure Staph would spin it to say all the lesbos are man hating TERFs and all the faggots (hey my fellow fags) are transphobic dick pigs because they don't want bxy vag. She would even jump to label our brave tranny in the thread as truscum. Whether or not those things are true and honest opinions of any of us, she would find a way to be phobic to a bunch of qweers who hold different opinions to her. Or she would simply label us all as gaylarping, which would be... ironic.

Super interesting poll @Meowzers I've always been curious. Staph has probably never considered that gays are the likeliest demographic of people to snark about a woman larping as a gay man.

Staph is still being a bit quiet.

Aww, Staph. What's brought on the neck pain again? Did thoughts about Gaza cause it? She said she wasn't going to bother with physical therapy before, because she thought the pain was caused by stress.


Neck pain and puking... What the fuck is going on in her body.


Get off your phone.


I can't decide if the sound of Staph making this noise would be adorable (in a retarded kid kind of way) or horrifying. Maybe a bit of both.

ETA:

ANOTHER root canal.


They're probably scammers who saw her post about needing to save $3k for a root canal.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Get off your phone.

Glad she's considering PT but man, sounds like someone needs a sleep study.

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

I'll give Steph her due. Usually our munchies try to play off obviously psychosomatic stuff as a physical problem. Steph tries to play off her neck problems, which are clearly due to her sleeping on the couch and generally being a fat fuck, as psychosomatic. So she's equally as wrong, but somehow it seems more noble.

Also Steph, because I know you're reading here. At the time of writing, 11 people laughing at you are lesbian/bi women, 9 are straight women, 5 are gay men, 1 is a tranny, and only 2 lone straight evil cis men are here to take the piss out of you. It turns out, the LGBTs think you're as ridiculous as the ebil cishet male scum do, if not more so.