African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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I heard that serious felonies can be found from simple traffic stops. This proves that theory two fold.
Jesus Christ the balls on that first cop. I'd be screaming in the radio for backup as soon as I saw that first gun.

The city council member who shows up trying to throw her weight around. FUCK HER. She says she's worried "people be getting pulled over for nothing" - FUCK HER.

The worthless local residents - of course they're home, none of them have jobs - poking their nose in and the cops have to basically suck their dicks being extra nice.

BONUS: according to a comment by the uploader, all of the charges went "nolle prosequi" which means the prosecutor didn't want to prosecute. And then later, the kid that ran caught a murder charge. Fuck this gay earth!
 
Jesus Christ the balls on that first cop. I'd be screaming in the radio for backup as soon as I saw that first gun.
Not even balls, it's a lack of training. I see four men and discover a gun, I'm calling for backup. That cop was super lucky those other three were, I'd say compliant but that's giving them too much credit, slow as hell.

The city council member who shows up trying to throw her weight around. FUCK HER. She says she's worried "people be getting pulled over for nothing" - FUCK HER.
And that's why things won't get better unless people like HER are vetoed the fuck out or people just take matters in their own hands.
 
Oh damn, are you the owner of Envie Espresso?
No.

I went there on my last trip to NOLA and the 5'5" owner was strapped up open carrying and cussing up a storm while trying to fix the beignet fryer. Two enormous fat dogs were coming up to all the patrons that were trying to sit and drink coffee outside and putting their mouths on our pants, which we all loved.

Fun fiction. Yeah, I've been found out. Go harass some innocent guy with tales of your persecution by internet nazis.

You stick your mouth on Tom's asshole, I remind everyone. Or used to before he split on you for another guy.

If I knew you were taking care of the feral negro problem like Jack Reacher

OK, Ashley's game of schizo telephone really takes off here.

I'd have come up and given you a firm white brotherly handshake.

Sure you would. Your crippling anxiety would certainly allow you to do this.

The last time I was in the French Quarter I had like two homeless guys yapping at me about how they gots schizophrenia and do you got a dollar brother and it just made me want to roundhouse kick their nigger heads off.

Ashley, friend to niggers. I see why you joined dozens of nazi websites. Also, I'd bet money you were day drunk on cheap draft lite beer. Does it hurt your feelings when the crowds threw beads at you to get you to put your sad fat girl tits away?

You don't seem to be listed on BringFido so can I bring my labradoodle next time I'm down south or are those privs just for you?

Show up there with your dog and demand to see the nazi owner, I'd like to see what happens, so record it, too.
 
I'm 100% sure tons of men love this, think it's funny, think she's cute, would definitely fuck her. But goddamn, there is nothing feminine here to me. Whoever fucks these femalebros in wigs might as well be gay. Like just fuck a dude, goddamn.
She looks like Kel Mitchel in drag.

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I'm 100% sure tons of men love this, think it's funny, think she's cute, would definitely fuck her. But goddamn, there is nothing feminine here to me. Whoever fucks these femalebros in wigs might as well be gay. Like just fuck a dude, goddamn.
The gay community isn't always known for preventing the spread of venereal disease but you honestly might have a lower chance of getting herpes and HIV that way
 
I'm 100% sure tons of men love this, think it's funny, think she's cute, would definitely fuck her. But goddamn, there is nothing feminine here to me. Whoever fucks these femalebros in wigs might as well be gay. Like just fuck a dude, goddamn.
this loser can't appreciate the appeal of a tomboy

now i'm not necessarily saying this is an appealing example of one, because aesthetics or not i'm not coming close to anything that makes a rap song singing about dudes dicks or a negro but as a generalized statement if you can't see how a woman can be boyish and still attractive as a woman, you have no taste
 
Mine too. You know what bugs me most about it? It's not the fact that it's noisy and crackly and tinny, and that I can hear an obnoxious conversation I don't want to hear (along with everyone else in earshot). It's the that the actual audio quality is so fucking horrible (the other side is likely also using speaker phone too, so you've got two shitty speakers blasting shitty audio from shitty microphones deliberately tuned to catch every fucking noise in the environment just to capture the voice of the caller) that it actively fucks with the conversation and forces both participants to constantly ask "what'd you say?" or "huh?" and repeat themselves a dozen fucking times.

So it's not only rudely blasting their conversation loudly to everyone nearby, it's actually fucking up the conversation in the first place, making it harder for both participants to hear and understand each other. And the best part is it also makes people lazy, so they aren't even actually paying attention to the conversation anyway, and even when the other speaker is clear and can be understood, sometimes the listener just ignores it. Or they'll both go silence for a minute or two at a stretch, crackling paper or plastic or whatever they're doing. We get to hear all that shit too. They're having a conversation of significantly-diminished quality and duration, ignoring each other half the time, and they're bothering everyone else with it.

Can't just hold the phone to the ear -- gotta have both hands free for whatever fucking reason. A $20 fucking bluetooth earpiece would solve that problem instantly. But they won't fucking do that either.

Assholes.
Having been unfortunate enough to work retail, I can tell you with 100% certainty that they do it intentionally, because they're antisocial and enjoy pissing people off and know that you're too afraid of a lethal chimpout to call their bullshit out.
 
Google translates the German to "First mix with water-then rap". I have doubts "then rap" is translated correctly but I'm choosing to believe it is.
Kraut's weird. If you translate it directly, like Yoda talking it is. 'First with water mix, then rap, hmm?'.

Only Kraut you need to know is "Sprich Englisch, Fritz, WIR haben den verdammten Krieg gewonnen".

Always puts the block-headed cabbage suckers back in their box
 
Amazing how even other africans all hate somalis with the power of a thousand suns
What's funny is I've seen the same sentiment when it comes to all Spanish speaking peoples south of the US and Colombians, doesn't matter if you're Mexican or Puerto Rican or Cuban or anywhere else when it comes to Colombians they all can really around the flag of fuck those fucking goat raping apes.
 
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